RogerDuke Posted August 16, 2008 Report Posted August 16, 2008 This one's from "Officer Daisy Duke" "Well now, when ya sell pigs to buy pig feed, ya ain't apt to be in the pig business for very long." Quote
RogerDuke Posted September 25, 2008 Report Posted September 25, 2008 From "Shine on Hazzard Moon" while the boys were jumping the General Lee..."Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and rode one of them big time roller coasters. They fell asleep." Quote
Julieduke Posted September 29, 2008 Report Posted September 29, 2008 From "Shine on Hazzard Moon" while the boys were jumping the General Lee..."Ya know, Bo and Luke went to the fair once and rode one of them big time roller coasters. They fell asleep."That's pretty good there. Quote
bethie88 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 "Ol' Hector had just spent ten years as a guest of the federal government... that means he was doin' time in the pokey."Man, do I love Waylon. Quote
RogerDuke Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 "Ever have one of them days when ya couldn't hit the ground with your hat?"(from "Repo Men") Quote
RogerDuke Posted April 9, 2009 Report Posted April 9, 2009 I'm guessing this one's been posted before but it's soooooo good, it's worth repeating.It's from the end of "The Rustlers"."Someone once said that nice guys finish last. Well, not always. Not in Hazzard County." Quote
Kay Darleen Duke Posted April 9, 2009 Report Posted April 9, 2009 This one is from the episode When You Wish Upon A Hogg it's from the scenewhen one of the bad dudes is putting that canister in the backseat the car." The stuff that dude is putting in the backseat of the General will send a teamof Oxen to sleepy city in a new york minute. Quote
RogerDuke Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 This one's from "The Late J.D. Hogg""Ain't it a shame we can't all be as good while we're living as we can when we think we're dying" Quote
RogerDuke Posted June 18, 2009 Report Posted June 18, 2009 This one's from "My Son, Bo Hogg""In Hazzard County, a youngster growing up learns the four Rs......reading, righting, ritmitic and racing" Quote
RogerDuke Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 This one's on "The Hack of Hazzard" from season 3"Hazzard sure is tough on strangers....'till they get the hang of it." Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 8, 2009 Report Posted July 8, 2009 "Once upon a time there was this very smart Greek feller that said the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Well I tell ya right now, that feller had never been to Hazzard County" Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted July 8, 2009 Report Posted July 8, 2009 heres one if ya'll havent already used it and dont mind me chimin inIn: Strange Visitor To Hazzard:the alien is in the back of the General and Bo jumps the General and it freezes there and Waylon says:"now folks this you gotta feel sorry for this little guy, he must think the whole planet is like Hazzard" Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 9, 2009 Report Posted July 9, 2009 ROFLI love that quote. I sure wish the whole planet was like Hazzard!!! Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted July 9, 2009 Report Posted July 9, 2009 ROFLI love that quote. I sure wish the whole planet was like Hazzard!!!lol, youve managed to cheer me up! Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 This one is from the beginning of "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again" "The Duke boys know how to enjoy three things.....girls, fast cars and peaceful Hazzard mornings. But girls change, cars wear out and Hazzard mornings don't stay peaceful long." Quote
Elly May Duke Posted July 17, 2009 Report Posted July 17, 2009 Here's one or two you might have said, but I likeFrom Welcome Walylon" Now y'all know I'd loved to help them, but I didn't want to hurt my hand.From "Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Duke" Y'all know they've had squables before, but this is just bad. Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 19, 2009 Report Posted July 19, 2009 This Waylon quote is from "Nothin' But the Truth" when Boss got injected with truth serum. "Yes sir, Boss was in as much trouble as the only chicken in the barnyard when the preacher was coming to Sunday dinner." Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted July 19, 2009 Report Posted July 19, 2009 i wish i could remember the episodes but i cant but here some funny quotes from Waylon "There was ol' Cooter, stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival." "Luke's plan was workin' like a two dollar watch." "Ol' Rosco was gettin' madder than an old wet hen." "Them boys are trapped like two foxes in a hen house with a sack fulla eggs." "Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels." Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 27, 2009 Report Posted July 27, 2009 This Waylon line from "The Law and Jesse Duke" might not sound that funny but the way that Waylon delivers it makes it hilarious."I tell you, being an entaprauneer is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either."(spelling it ain't easy either. I probably messed it up) Quote
RogerDuke Posted August 17, 2009 Report Posted August 17, 2009 This Waylon quote is from "The Revenge of Hughie Hogg"."Now, trying to catch one Duke, much less all four is like trying to catch a handful of eels with a fistful of axle grease." Quote
Garrett Duke Posted August 18, 2009 Report Posted August 18, 2009 LOL Roger...what a great analogy ol' Waylon made there! Almost makes me feel bad for ol' Hughie Hogg...almost being the key word. Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted August 19, 2009 Report Posted August 19, 2009 Heres a Waylon quote when Enos is walkin outta the Boars Nest in Brotherly Love and Waylon goes "Now Folks, Ya cant see the wheels turnin in Enos's head cause there so tiny"MAN i felt sorry for Enos.... lol Quote
RogerDuke Posted August 20, 2009 Report Posted August 20, 2009 I know what you mean. I felt sorry for Enos too when I heard that. I also didn't like it too much whenever they teased Lulu about being overweight. Oh well, to me the show is still perfect despite an occasional goof. Quote
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted August 20, 2009 Report Posted August 20, 2009 I know what you mean. I felt sorry for Enos too when I heard that. I also didn't like it too much whenever they teased Lulu about being overweight. Oh well, to me the show is still perfect despite an occasional goof.Yeah i agree with all that lol Quote
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