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i wish i could remember the episodes but i cant but here some funny quotes from Waylon

"There was ol' Cooter, stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival."

"Luke's plan was workin' like a two dollar watch."

"Ol' Rosco was gettin' madder than an old wet hen."

"Them boys are trapped like two foxes in a hen house with a sack fulla eggs."

"Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels."

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This Waylon line from "The Law and Jesse Duke" might not sound that funny but the way that Waylon delivers it makes it hilarious.

"I tell you, being an entaprauneer is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either."

(spelling it ain't easy either. I probably messed it up)

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