The MoonShine 400 !!

[Hobie Hartkins]

21 hours ago, Boss JD Hogg said:

I'll be driving my Gray Ghost Jr. '68 Camaro!  It has a new coat or primer and a big engine under the hood.  I promise no one will catch me playing  dirty... or catch me.  

sounds like you plan on some serious trickery!    LOL!

[Boss JD Hogg]

On 5/23/2025 at 8:26 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

sounds like you plan on some serious trickery!    LOL!

With some help from Rosco! LOL

[Skipper Duke]

48 minutes ago, Boss JD Hogg said:

With some help from Rosco! LOL

Hey Boss... You ain't gonna foreclose on the S. S. Minnow are ya? 😂 

[Boss JD Hogg]

8 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Hey Boss... You ain't gonna foreclose on the S. S. Minnow are ya? 😂 

Only if it helps me win. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK my fellow Hazzard citizens! ( Hazzardites!)  I've got a tank full of my special  Shine  and I just tuned this baby up! 

Lord have mercy on anybody else trying to beat me!! :) 

[Hobie Hartkins]

I just wonder if NASCAR would ever let us run in their race? 

[RogerDuke]

1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

I just wonder if NASCAR would ever let us run in their race? 

They should. A group of misfits like us would really sell tickets. 

[RogerDuke]

1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

OK my fellow Hazzard citizens! ( Hazzardites!)  I've got a tank full of my special  Shine  and I just tuned this baby up! 

Lord have mercy on anybody else trying to beat me!!

Is this post your idea of humor? (humour to Hoss). Everybody knows you don't stand a chance against me. 

[Boss JD Hogg]

My Gray Ghost Jr. '68 Camaro is all gassed up with a special fuel. 

[Skipper Duke]

3 hours ago, Boss JD Hogg said:

My Gray Ghost Jr. '68 Camaro is all gassed up with a special fuel. 

I have a special fuel the Professor made for me.

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK guys....Cooter's under the hood....tweaking a few things.....!!  In a minute I'll be back on the track....I've only had 2....or.....3? .....hard to say.....but I'm feelin' no pain and I'm lookin' for  " TROUBLE ON THE TRACK!!"   I'm in my Nagasaki Maserati ( my 2006 Toyota Corolla).....DON'T LAUGH!!! it can go 0-60 in 2.3........minutes!   I think it's a little faster than my Japanese Mercedes........my 2008 Nissan Sentra! ( The newest car I've ever owned!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[RogerDuke]

How much longer before Daisy waves the green flag Hobie? Miz Tisdale ain't gittin' any younger you know. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

11 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

How much longer before Daisy waves the green flag Hobie? Miz Tisdale ain't gittin' any younger you know. 

When do you guys think the Babe of Hazzard Co. ( Daisy, not Emma!  )  should start the race?  How about next Friday on DOHD?

[RogerDuke]

7 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

When do you guys think the Babe of Hazzard Co. ( Daisy, not Emma!  )  should start the race?  How about next Friday on DOHD?

I'm out of reactions but Friday sounds like as good of day as any for me to win. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

18 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

I'm out of reactions but Friday sounds like as good of day as any for me to win. 

Dream on! They don't call my machine the Moonshine MAULER for nothing!!  Cooter just finished tuning it up and  Daisy just gave me a good luck kiss ( and a dirty look! LOL!  )  Everybody knows I'm going to beat every little red buggy on the track! Just to celebrate I'm about to indulge in a few adult beverages now!

[RogerDuke]

I'm glad I'm not out of reactions because that last post was funny....and delusional. Dream on young man.

[Skipper Duke]

I'm gonna win. All I gotta do is knock out all you other drivers with a bonk on the head by my Captain Skipper hat. 😂 

[Boss JD Hogg]

I'm going to take the lead.  I know of a nice shortcut(oh crap is this CB radio on, Rosco you dumb bell)...I mean I had a good breakfast of raw liver and onions and I'm ready to go.  

[Skipper Duke]

2 hours ago, Boss JD Hogg said:

I'm going to take the lead.  I know of a nice shortcut(oh crap is this CB radio on, Rosco you dumb bell)...I mean I had a good breakfast of raw liver and onions and I'm ready to go.  

Boss 😂 

[Hobie Hartkins]

we're in the stretch and Daisy's makin' eyes at me! I'm really pumped up for a BIG finish!

[Garrett Duke]

Garrett puts the gas down and sneaks up on everyone . . . 

[Hobie Hartkins]

it seems to me Garrett and Hobie are neck and neck, barreling toward the finish down the straightaway.....but wait.........!!   ................

[Garrett Duke]

Garrett swerves away from Hobie and shove his foot on the gas to speed a head of Hobie. . .

[RogerDuke]

While Garrett and Hobie are fighting it out, nobody is even paying attention to Roger in his souped up white F-150. He's been saving up his nitrous oxide for this moment. 

He flips the toggle switch and his back gets pushed hard into the seat. The same happens to his head. But something goes wrong. It's too much power. The front wheels are lifted off the road. This might not end well for Roger.