Hobie Hartkins Posted May 5 Posted May 5 Well, it's racing time here in Hazzard, but of course it's ALWAYS racing time in Hazzard Co. The Moonshine Mauler is the favored winner this year, because of it's super charged engine and Hobie is the driver! There ARE some other racers though, who plan to give Hartkins a run for his money! RogerDuke and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 5 Posted May 5 So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? Skipper Duke, Boss JD Hogg and Hobie Hartkins 3 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 5 Author Posted May 5 (edited) 6 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? They don't HAVE to be red! .....But they all ARE red! LOL! Dirt bikes, cars, ....whatever....This IS Hazzard County.....they do things different here! * * Another example of nobody has to explain anything to anybody around here! Everybody knows the quote I'm referring to ....!! ( This is ONE of the qualities that makes Hazzard so great!) Edited May 5 by Hobie Hartkins Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 5 Posted May 5 2 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: They don't HAVE to be red! .....But they all ARE red! LOL! Dirt bikes, cars, ....whatever....This IS Hazzard County.....they do things different here! I like the way you think Mr. Race Commissioner. I think we should take a week before the race starts to make sure everybody has described their vehicle. And to make sure that everybody who wants to enter and lose to me has time to do so. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 5 Author Posted May 5 1 minute ago, RogerDuke said: I like the way you think Mr. Race Commissioner. I think we should take a week before the race starts to make sure everybody has described their vehicle. And to make sure that everybody who wants to enter and lose to me has time to do so. Excellent idea! Except the Moonshine Mauler has some other ideas!! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 5 Posted May 5 I'm guessing we are going to have a pretty diverse group of race vehicles.....just like Mario Kart. I love that game. Sorry I'm out of reactions Hobie or I'd be giving you lots of likes. Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 2 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 5 Posted May 5 3 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Excellent idea! Except the Moonshine Mauler has some other ideas!! Excellent idea picking a vehicle....or excellent idea losing to me? Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 5 Author Posted May 5 We may fight it out on the track, to see who the best shine driver is, but when it comes to evading the long arm of Hazzard law.....We're ALL on the same side!! RogerDuke and Skipper Duke 2 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 5 Posted May 5 2 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: We may fight it out on the track, to see who the best shine driver is, but when it comes to evading the long arm of Hazzard law.....We're ALL on the same side!! True. I don't trust Meadowmufn. She's just too good of friends with the Sheriff. Speaking of which, I wonder if Rosco is going to let her drive his car in the Moonshine 400. If she does, ignore the siren. She will probably use it to trick us into slowing down. Meadowmufn, Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 3 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 5 Author Posted May 5 LOL! That's great! I can't say much about Meadow though....she's a FINE young lady.....!!! .....although she does need to be careful about hanging out with Rosco! You know what mama always said, you're a reflection of the company you keep! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote
Meadowmufn Posted May 5 Posted May 5 Rosco was a baaaaaaaaaaaad influence on me. RogerDuke, Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 3 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted May 6 Posted May 6 3 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? I'm entering my boat. 1964 Wheeler. S. S. MINNOW RogerDuke and Boss JD Hogg 1 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 6 Author Posted May 6 17 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? My Mauler is a 1983 Trans Am T top. It can run on gas or shine! Boss JD Hogg and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 7 Posted May 7 23 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: I'm entering my boat. 1964 Wheeler. S. S. MINNOW Okay but it has to have wheels. You pulling it with something? That's 3. If other people don't enter we should enter them anyways and then to punish them for not participating we'll just give them flat tires early in the race! Hobie Hartkins, Boss JD Hogg and Skipper Duke 1 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 7 Author Posted May 7 12 hours ago, RogerDuke said: Okay but it has to have wheels. You pulling it with something? That's 3. If other people don't enter we should enter them anyways and then to punish them for not participating we'll just give them flat tires early in the race! Right ON!! Totally Tubular!! LOL! RogerDuke 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 7 Author Posted May 7 They say The MoonShine 400 will be televised this year! Also I hear Daisy is going to be there! Boss JD Hogg and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote
Garrett Duke Posted May 7 Posted May 7 On 5/4/2025 at 8:52 PM, RogerDuke said: So, how does this work Hobie, can I enter a dirtbike, Hoss enter an F1 car, Garrett enter a NASCAR #24 car? ETC ETC? Can Skipper enter the SS Minnow or does it have to be on wheels, like maybe a flatbed semi pulling the SS Minnow? Can we pick our own colors or do they have to all be red because you can't see any other color? Oooo I wanna race the NASCAR 24 car!!! Flames and all! RogerDuke, Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 3 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 8 Posted May 8 All right. Garrett is in. It wouldn't be a Moonshine 400 without Garrett. If we don't get confirmation from MM we are just putting her in Rosco's patrol car and we'll put Hoss in an orange F1 car. Skipper Duke, Hobie Hartkins and Garrett Duke 1 2 Quote
Garrett Duke Posted May 10 Posted May 10 On 5/8/2025 at 12:05 AM, RogerDuke said: All right. Garrett is in. It wouldn't be a Moonshine 400 without Garrett. If we don't get confirmation from MM we are just putting her in Rosco's patrol car and we'll put Hoss in an orange F1 car. Woo hoo! Let's gooooo! The 24 car is unstoppable! Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 10 Author Posted May 10 (edited) Let's all remember, it's the MoonShine 400 ( not like Daytona 500, Charlotte 500 etc. ) because we who started the race, can't stay sober long enough to make 500 laps! It's ok though. We have a lot of fun racing people we know and it's mainly a Hazzard County thing, so we don't have to worry about outsiders crashing the party!! I hope everyone has had a great day. Remember, it's DOH day!! * * Happy DOHD everybody! ( Fridays are always Dukes Of Hazzard Day!) Edited May 10 by Hobie Hartkins Boss JD Hogg, Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 1 2 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 10 Posted May 10 Okay it looks like we have Hobie in the Trans Am. Garrett in a Jeff Goron NASCAR car. Me on Emma's mail motorcycle. Skipper pulling the SSMinnow with an F-350 dually. MM in Rosco's sheriff's car. Hoss in an orange F1 car. Boss, Spike, others, ya in? If we don't hear from people they're gittin' flat tires as soon as the race starts....but they will be starting. Skipper Duke, Garrett Duke and Hobie Hartkins 3 Quote
Garrett Duke Posted May 11 Posted May 11 That's great to know, Hobie. I'll just drink water to stay hydrated that way I'll outlast y'all. RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 12 Posted May 12 I'm still deciding if I should ride the dirt bike or the white Ford F-150. Might not decide until the last minute. How many days before the race HH? Hobie Hartkins, Skipper Duke and Garrett Duke 1 2 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted May 12 Author Posted May 12 Well , I figure we need some time to let others find out about it and have fun talking it up and you just KNOW the race will be on DOH day.....can't decide....this Friday or next Friday?......any thoughts? Garrett Duke 1 Quote
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