What I'm Doing Right Now

[RogerDuke]

Sorry but I have an astronomy event to go to in a place called Clarion Pennsylvania. I'll jump a creek on the way down though just to get in the spirit of DOHD. 

Yeeeehawwww!

[Hobie Hartkins]

maybe you'll be back in time to catch some of the holiday and watch some episodes later with us???

[RogerDuke]

Probably won't be home until midnight. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK Fellow Hazzardites.....your local Hazzard beer taste tester is here and ready for action! I'm on the desk top and about to enjoy communing with the spirits and of course watching DOH!!  What has ( or is ?) everybody else done to celebrate this international holiday?   

[Hobie Hartkins]

8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

Probably won't be home until midnight. 

well cousin, we hope you're having fun, wherever you are on the holiday! Fun is what it's all about on Dukes Of Hazzard Day! If you get back anytime soon, stop in and say  " HEY! "  We'll all be down at the Boar's Nest doing what you imagine we'd be doing!!  

[Hobie Hartkins]

                                                                MOONSHINE 400!!

 

Hey guys! The   2nd Annual  Moonshine 400 snuck up on us! ( on me??  )  We're now in the 1st week of may....( 5/4/25 was the 1st annual !!)  and so I figure instead of having it tomorrow on the second,  we could spend this week preparing for it and all the things we need to do, watch out for etc. and then NEXT Sat, on May 9th, we can have the official 2nd Annual  Moonshine 400! Then we can all meet at the Boar's Nest and congratulate the winner and console the losers....with my special  " Back 40 Moon" and cousin Roger's Boar's Nest Buttermilk!  

Edited May 2 by Hobie Hartkins

[Hobie Hartkins]

Well guys....I'm tuning up the Moonshine Mauler, getting ready for the big race. on Sat. the 9th !!  I've got a few tricks up my sleeve....don't know if they're legal or not but in a dirty no holds barred race like The Moonshine 400, anything goes!! SO.....I'm making plans and adding a few new devices to my ride for the race on Sat. !  Do you guys have any special equipment or tactics? 

[RogerDuke]

17 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

 Do you guys have any special equipment or tactics? 

Yep And you aren't going to believe what I have planned. You will never guess. 

Okay, I can't wait. I have to say it. I'll be on Emma's postal dirt bike but she is going to be operating it remotely on top of Iron Mountain where she can see the entire race. Ain't no way anybody can beat me and her when we team up. 

I have to give you credit Hobie with your buttermilk comment. I thought it would be fun to have a buttermilk in each hand so you inspired me by saying I was racing with one hand. I'm taking this to the next level. 

You might have noticed I've been delivering the mail in my truck lately. That's because Emma has been at Elon Musk's house these past couple days and they are working on the bike. I have to admit I am a little concerned. She is quite a catch. I hope he doesn't get any ideas and try to steal her from me. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

you better watch it cousin Roger.....those types like Elon are famous for stealing away fickle young girls like Emma!      

[Hobie Hartkins]

None of that stuff will help ya! I'm working on a new engine for the Mauler......it can run on gas or Shine!  That way if I start to run low, i'll  just share what I'm drinking with the engine.....and we'll ( me and my engine/car  ) be the first ones across the finish line!   

Edited Wednesday at 03:13 AM by Hobie Hartkins

[Hobie Hartkins]

Right now I'm watching the Reds and the Cubs.....gotta go with the Cubs...I'm old school.....Better Dead then Red!!

I'm going to watch DOH here in a bit and then go to bed and watch it there like I always do! I'm on season 7 right now.....what season is everybody else on? I usually watch DOH at night,  in bed,  before sleep. What are your watching habits?

I'm jumping between this game and the Brewers,,....naturally they're ( The Brewers)  one of my favorite teams....lol!   

Edited Tuesday at 01:47 AM by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. 

Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust. 

[Skipper Duke]

11 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. 

Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust. 

Roger watch out! I'll be right on your tail. 😂 The Professor has invented a new device for the Minnow. I'm coming I'm coming! 😂

[Hobie Hartkins]

Yes....I've started a  thread......where are you cousin Roger?  Are you planning some  Dirty Double Dealings out there on the  road?? I'm prepared for 3D !! ( Dirty Double Dealings) ....LOL!!