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OK Fellow Hazzardites.....your local Hazzard beer taste tester is here and ready for action! I'm on the desk top and about to enjoy communing with the spirits and of course watching DOH!! :) What has ( or is ?) everybody else done to celebrate this international holiday?  :) 

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8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

Probably won't be home until midnight. 

well cousin, we hope you're having fun, wherever you are on the holiday! Fun is what it's all about on Dukes Of Hazzard Day! If you get back anytime soon, stop in and say  " HEY! "  We'll all be down at the Boar's Nest doing what you imagine we'd be doing!! :) 

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                                                                MOONSHINE 400!!

 

Hey guys! The   2nd Annual  Moonshine 400 snuck up on us! ( on me?? :) )  We're now in the 1st week of may....( 5/4/25 was the 1st annual !!)  and so I figure instead of having it tomorrow on the second,  we could spend this week preparing for it and all the things we need to do, watch out for etc. and then NEXT Sat, on May 9th, we can have the official 2nd Annual  Moonshine 400! Then we can all meet at the Boar's Nest and congratulate the winner and console the losers....with my special  " Back 40 Moon" and cousin Roger's Boar's Nest Buttermilk! :) 

Edited by Hobie Hartkins
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Well guys....I'm tuning up the Moonshine Mauler, getting ready for the big race. on Sat. the 9th !!  I've got a few tricks up my sleeve....don't know if they're legal or not but in a dirty no holds barred race like The Moonshine 400, anything goes!! SO.....I'm making plans and adding a few new devices to my ride for the race on Sat. !  Do you guys have any special equipment or tactics? 

Posted
17 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

 Do you guys have any special equipment or tactics? 

Yep And you aren't going to believe what I have planned. You will never guess. 

Okay, I can't wait. I have to say it. I'll be on Emma's postal dirt bike but she is going to be operating it remotely on top of Iron Mountain where she can see the entire race. Ain't no way anybody can beat me and her when we team up. 

I have to give you credit Hobie with your buttermilk comment. I thought it would be fun to have a buttermilk in each hand so you inspired me by saying I was racing with one hand. I'm taking this to the next level. 

You might have noticed I've been delivering the mail in my truck lately. That's because Emma has been at Elon Musk's house these past couple days and they are working on the bike. I have to admit I am a little concerned. She is quite a catch. I hope he doesn't get any ideas and try to steal her from me. 

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