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Julie was still driving and she was keeping ahead of Micheal some great "California Border Patrol" he can't even get around Garrett in his "Spittin Cobra" and that she was going to thank her cousin later , and later avoid her other cousin for what she was doing. Micheal was getting mad he figured that Bo was in front of him giving him all kinds of problems right now but he doesn't he remember having car like that. Micheal got on his radio hoping that Bo would pull over him, and let him keep after Julie. Bo hears about this on the radio and doesn't understand what Micheal is talking about. He decided to tell him he is still at the farm talking with his son right now, and that he was asking is he could get into Nascar at his age. Micheal asked if it's not you between me and Julie then who is it then, and he went on to say that he knew that wasn't happy about his decision but this just isn't funny right here. Bo had said again that isn't him but his twin Garrett in the Mustang between him and Julie and what was going on anyways. Micheal said" Uncle Rosco told to me catch Julie for speeding and that that what is going, and who is Garrett anyways." In the meantime Angelena and Jay J. Kool see that the law is a little distracted and Jay mention in would be a perfect time to put there plan in to action and that she had to choose between her sister and father and her husband. Because otherwise he is going to drop her off at the first stop they had made and blame her for what is going right now. Angelena looks at her husband and says to him that how could he make her choose between her family that she just found out about and their plan what kind of man if he anyways. Angelena says "Well, I am going to my father's house and dropping off Rebecca's car and telling him all that she know know matter what to her and she is going to tell him that he had a part in the all the thing." Jays says "You wouldn't Angelena , and that would put you in jail for grand theft auto and you can't spill the beans about you mean because we are married." Angelena says " Well Jay when me got married the marriage license had expired for the date of it, so that voids that plan right there. So I guess were just living together for the past five years then." Jay says " You don't mean really mean that Angelena?" Angelena says "When we was in Joshua Tree, California I had looked up out marriage license and it didn't come up nowhere." Cue Kitty or Garrett

Uncle Jesse had drove over to where Rosco had said Luke was, but Rosco had laying on the back seat of his car right now because if was cold out tonight. Rosco was trying to get Luke to stop crying and he went and picked him and he got his clean work shirt instead. Uncle Jesse says " That apparently he had upset stomach and now he feels better Rosco." Rosco says "Well, that not funny Jesse and here is Luke right here and not I got to go in town and make the report and change into a clean uniforn now." Jesse calls Luke parents on his cb and says that he had found baby Luke and that he driving to their house right now. Nick and Vericona was driving out of Hazzerd and she was thinking of Baby Julie that they had lost when she was nine months old to some common thing that docters say baby can get. But she thinks that Nick was responible for the baby's death because he show no emotional when there daughter had died and he didn't even go to her funeral. He had said that he had to go to work and is wasn't that important and that he didn't even tell him employer about their daughter dying. Cue Kitty

A woman that nobody seems to notice this lady attended to Baby Luke and she picks him up. And trying to get to settledown she went throught this with her daughter before she gone after her first birthday she wanted a baby so bad and didn't care how she did, the docter had told her that her chances for getting pregant was very slim and that she should look in to adoption. But that would take too long, and she could just take this little boy when nobody was looking. Cue anybody

Micheal was having a hard time getting around this Mustang but he didn't who this was he was bound and determined to get around him. It was almost as if he running interference for Julie he never ran into things lke this in California but he wasn't about to tell his Uncle this right now he would think he was wuss. Garrett was smiling and thinking that would take a whole lost more than that right there to go around him. He had thought some border patrol officer can't even get around a guy in a Mustang he drove like Rosco that's for sure. He had hoped he didn't run into a tree trying to get around that for sure. Cue Kitty

Uncle Jesse had heard what Bo and Luke was doing today, and he gave his advice and he had told them that was in the past anyways. Luke still didn't trust that Micheals guy, and he trying to convince Bo to do the same as him. Starsky and Hutch had said they would be around them anywasy and that there nothing to worry about. But Luke had it in the back of his mind what he did his parents and that doesn't change with time no matter what people say or do. Uncle Jesse was expecting his niece Julie to come in from Cleveland, Ohio that all he needed. Well, atleast her four brothers weren't coming as well they could find trouble so easily. Cue anybody

Angelena Hogg Kool had met her husband Jay J. Kool at the old Silver Mine to tell him that problem of the Sheriff being her father and knowing what they was up. Jay says "So, he knows that we really are married then Angelena . And he also knows that Pontiac is really Rebecca Lynn Smith's car , but when do you find out she was your twins sister Angelena." Angelena says " He slipped up and told me, and that he told that he was ashamed of what I had did to her." Jays says " Well, all is fair in love and war then Honey." Angelena says " Ya, you are right Jay but he is my father . I don't think I still go ahead with our plan like you had in mind, it's too risky now and I feel bad about sabotaging and stealing my sister's car." Jays says "Just get over it, Angelena. Besides didn't you go to school with her and didn't she used to pick on you anyways. She is not such angel after all like your father thinks then." Cue Anybody

Jason and Josh had heard on the radio on the cb about what was going on and they Josh said " Better her than me, Rosco been trying to give me a ticket ever since I got her Jason." Jason had picked up the mike and asked Bo, did he hear right did you say that Micheal had accepted the job a Deputy Sheriff. Bo had told Jason that he did hear right on that right there. Jason had asked Cooter, what do think of that new right there. Cooter say "Well, it don't brother me but I will watch my driving more carefully , and from what I heard Micheal was a darn good California Border Patrol officer from Luke tells me. And trust me drives just like Luke does , but he doesn't know the county like Luke does so he might have a problem there. But if he ever needs a tow I'll take care of the problem whatever come up." Jason says " Do you think Garrett is still mad about that little joyride I had with his Mustang eight years ago, Cooter." Josh says " I really think Garrett should get over it by now it had been eight years now." Cooter says "Now Jason and Josh he has a right to still be mad at what the two of you did eight years ago. And you and your brothers were always playing tricks on your cousins and Uncle Jesse every summer you came to Hazzerd." Cue anybody

Julie was going down Willow Creek and looked in the mirror and just looked and it was her cousin Micheal right behind her. She wasn't expecting him to be trying to stop her for speeding this time, Julie had the advantage she knew this county like the back of her hand. She had doubted that Micheal knew the county that well, and she took the same shortcut that Bo or Luke and take so many times when she had ridden with them. Back at the Farm Ross, was talking with Bo and he had said "Uncle Bo, how old do you have to be to get a Nascar race is five old enough." Bo had to laugh and said "Ross, why don't you wait till you have your driver's license and Luke had seen what Ross was doing as well." Luke says "Well, you have to tall enough to reach the pedals as well Ross." In the meantime Julie cut down road after road and she still had Micheal right behind her. She nearly cut off Garret in his Mustang he was just about to cuss until he had seen what was going and he decided he help his young cousin with her problem. Micheal had no idea who was driving the Mustang but he was speeding as well and he just catch him for speeding as well. Garrett had gotten on the radio and called his brother and cousin and told him that was a younger version of Rosco following Julie and that he was really good. Luke had thought and responded back and said that was his brother Micheal and that he was going to talk Rosco about accepting the job as a deputy sheriff. He had told him that he was raised in California and that he was with California Border Patrol until Hughie Hogg messed up his job he had and that he was cousin as well. Luke had explained that Rosco's little sister Juliet was his mother and that Micheal was son between Juliet Coltrane and his father and that she taken him to California and that her and husband Joseph Szenger raised him as his son. Garrett had told Luke that he has a really nice car thow what year is that Charger that he is driving right now anyways. Cue Garrett.

I think I had a Rosco moment at work when I was looking for the date gun at McDonald's and it was in the area that I was working in the whole time.

What if John Schneider really did run for Senator of California like his character is doing in Smallville. Wouldn't that be ironic after all, just think of this right here "Senator Schneider" and he pulls up in his General.

Saturday Doug my younger brother picked up his new car, and wait till you here what he picked up. For under a thousand he got a 1977 Pontiac Bonneville with a 1979 Olds 350 V8 engine under the hood. It is a four door and the funny thing that happened today was he goes to transfer the plates from 2003 Ford Escort ZX2 and he tells the lady what kind of car he has and she tells him he needs a e-check. Now a little information on Ohio e-check for anybody not from Ohio on the Hazzerdnet , when your car is twenty-five years old or older it becomes exempt from e-check. The color of his car is a lite blue almost like a blueberry, Doug is so happy that he got this car.

My favorite current artists are Dierks Bentley and Gretchen Wilson, they ought to a duet of the "If I had Only known" this song was first recorded by Reba McEntire on her 1992 cd and then later by John Schneider on his "Hell, This Ain't Heaven" cd and I think they would've everybody crying at the end. They could make the music video where they are think about September 11, 2001 and how they lost a spouse that day or even during Hurricane Katrina where as they other doesn't know where he or she is. Just a idea!

Balladeer: Do you smell trouble with what Julie is doing and planning on doing right now, I mean what about being so daring like that. She just wizzed right past Rosco going sixty- five in Trans Am and she is looking for that girl driving the white GTA and see would could drive better. No wonder Jason and Josh felt they had to follow her to Hazzerd, she just a typical Duke then and this was nothing new to them right now. What do you think of everything going right now?

Julie Duke was driving her Trans Am that she got from her brothers as a birthday gift after she said hello to her cousins. She had seen the white GTA of Rebecca Lynn or whoever that was driving, and she decided to see if she could handle the car or not. Julie knew that she could handle her car that she was proud of right now, and she had talked to Bo about to see if she could tryout for the racing team he was with but he didn't take her serios about it. Bo had told her that she didn't have enough experience so she was going out to prove to him that she had the talent for driving by driving in Hazzerd. That will prove to Bo that she could handle and she recalled him telling her Nascar racing isn't the same as driving in Hazzerd. Julie was always being told by her family she didn't have the experience for something. Julie had told her father that she wanted to race, and he asked if she was sure about this right here. Julie was going down the road doing sixty-five and had seen Micheal with Rebecca and they was talking to Rosco on the side of the road. Julie didn't care she was determined that she wanted everybody in the county to know what her could do, and what kind of driver she was. So she didn't even bother to slow down when she went by Rosco and she had figured that will prove what kind of driver she was. Julie was laughing about what Jason and Josh used to say when they was joking around that used to make Uncle Jesse mad as a hornet. Ten Years ago "The Duke farm and Jason, Josh, Jonathon, Jesse and Julie are vistiing for the summer and they 14, 12, 11, 10 and 8 years old. Jason and Josh love to hang out with Bo and Luke and ride in the General Lee especially when Bo drove down the country roads. Jason says "This is the Bulls*** residents , hands us any Bulls*** we can handle." Josh says "Bulls*** Rescue service, if the Bulls*** gets to thick just give us a sign and will throw you a rope so you climb out of it." Luke says " Jason, Josh where did you get that from that is pretty funny stuff for some kids." Bo says " I Bet Uncle Jesse just loves that stuff yet?" Jason says "Oh, we heard if from the neigbors next door they are always saying that around people that come over." Josh says "Uncle Jesse heard that when he had picked us up at the airport he pointed the finger at me when I had said my part of it, Bo." Bo says " I still can't believe it Julie is eight years old where does the time go and she is getting quite tall now." Luke says "She was her last summer and she was only seven years old." Bo says " Ya, I know but that girl sprout up like a beanstalk what does your parents feed her." Jason says "Hey Bo, what about me I figure this summer I can finally learn how to drive the tractor on the farm." Josh says " Ya, he been telling about this on all trip out here guys. It's getting boring, you know they showed "Smokey and the Bandit" on the airplane on the way out and Julie just loved it. Jason couldn't keep his eyes off the stewerdess and she wasn't that pretty." Luke says "You mean you had like her Jason?" Jason says "Ya, but it never would have worked out anyways Luke she was much too old for me she had to been atleast thrity years old. Ya, but she looked like Sally Field from the movie that me was watching. Jonathon and Jesse snored right through the all movie." End Flashback cue Anybody

I am expecting Airwolf Season One dvd set anyday now, and to me this Cbs answer to Knight Rider.

Cooter is asking Garrett how he is doing lately and he says "That I was doing fine , but I know something is going to happen since Jason and Josh are here." Jason and Josh taken offense to their cousin's remark but they know kinda still thinks they still get in trouble. But Garrett is so wrong why they haven't done anything so wrong in the past time and that they and there sister took care of MIcheal's son Ross and they didn't do a half bad job. Josh cuts and says "Well, what about that joke you told Ross, that you told him not to repeat Jason." Jason says "Oh, relax he won't repeat that joke trust me on this right here I know kids pretty good, besides my ex-girlfriend had three and told them jokes that all the time at time and she didn't seem to mind. I mean Josh what's the big deal anyways, besides you were practically teaching him the code for talking about a girl without her knowing what you was doing." Josh says " I can explain that right there, besides he won't repeat that either as well." Cooter and Garrett are talking about when Jason went and borrowed his car and went in to Chickasaw County and that Sheriff Little had seem then but didn't catch up with them. Cue anybody

Josh nudged Jason and said that is Bo's twin Garrett and that was the car you went on a little joyride when he was asleep when you was sixteen years old. Don't you remember how mad he got at you, and Uncle Jesse threaten to call our parents to tell them what you had did. Jason says " Ya, I had never seen him so mad at me before that night, wait a minute Josh that was your idea to borrow spittin Cobra. But you was like you known notghing about what I had done." Garrett walks over to Josh and Jason and just looks at Josh's Fiero and just sighs. Cue Anybody

Daisy was about to jump when she had heard Bo yell snake but she remembered not to do any sudden moves around a hissing snake. Daisy was real worried right now but she was trying not to show her worry right now. Bo had said for her to stay still he'll try to grab the snake away from her and he will get rid of the varmit for her. Daisy was still worried about the snake anyway. Cue anybody

Jessica and Kathy sees that Bo and Luke haven't left and Jessica tells them the joke that Ross had told her. They both find it funny and ask who told Ross the joke, and Jessica says" It was Jason that told him the joke and he wants to tell the preacher the joke now. I suggested telling Rosco the joke it would take him a while to figure out the joke. Cue Anybody

Balladeer: Ross heard his first locker room joke at age five from Jason, and now he wants to tell the preacher this ought to embrass Micheal and Jessica at church sunday. But I love to see what Rosco is going to do when he hears it from Ross, I wonder what Rosco thinks about meeting other duaghter for the very first time. Heck of way Micheal had the two of them meet up, kind of fits I think Micheal is starting to get the hang of Hazzerd now.

Ross walks up to Jessica , Daisy, Kathy and Julie real casual like and says there is something he wants to ask them. Ross says "Mom do you know the difference between Toilet Paper and your shower curtain? Jessica says "No(she had said this just to humor her son)" Ross says " Then I hate to be your Shower Curtain then." Jessica, Kathy, Daisy and Julie find the joke funny, and Jessica asked her son where did he here the joke from. Ross says "Uncle Jason told me the joke and her said that is real funny." Jessica smiled and said " Yes, that is real funny why don't you wait till you see your Uncle Rosco and go tell him the joke. But tell him the joke the same way you told me the joke and be serious about when you say." Ross says "Okay Mom, I'll do that next time I see him." Ross walks over to the barn and to see the puppies and the kittens he wants to see the puppies learning how to work. Jessica tells Kathy, Julie and Daisy wait till she talks to Jason again telling my son that joke right there he's too young for a locker room joke right now. Kathy says " Come on Jessica you did laugh at the joke yourself and you thought it was funny, but why did you tell him to repeat the joke to Rosco if you didn't like it then." Jessica says "I just want to see him thinking about the joke and then he catches on it the joke and maybe he keep repeating it to other people." Ross comes back from the barn and says "Mom can I tell my joke to the Reverend and Miz.Tizdale down at the post office." Jessica says "Oh, no not the Reverend son that joke ain't appriote for church. But I think Cooter might appreciate the joke when you see him again." Cue Anybody

I got two 1/64 scale diecast General Lee's in my room right now.

Bo had knew how Micheal was going to get Rosco's attention the same way they wanted to talk to him without everybody hearing him, and he thought about had told Luke how he thought Micheal was going about it. By Speed Trap two now Micheal had pulled over, and he had seen his Uncle walk up to his car he looked mad as ever right now. Micheal says "Hey, Uncle Rosco what's going on right and besides I've been meaning to talk to you a minute anyways." Rosco says "You're still getting a speedy ticket, so what did you want to talk to me about now Micheal." Micheal says " Uncle Rosco I have came to a decision about what you asked me before I left for New York. And the it is yes I'll be a deputy Sheriff , I had told Luke and Bo about and Luke seemed fine with but Bo didn't like it not one bit. And by the way over there is Rebecca Lynn Smith your daughter she is real owner of that White GTA and she has come to here to claim her car back. Rebecca Lynn Smith this Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and he is your father , see I told you I would introduce to him in a very unusual way of doibng it." Rosco says "Did you say that this is my Daughter Micheal and that you want to join the Hazzerd County Sheriff Department as well. Well, tomorrow come to my office and he can take care of that right away then." Rebecca Lynn says " Well, yes I am your Daughter dad and that this is the first I have met you before. And like Micheal said I am claiming my car back that I had saved up for ever I started working and that is going back with me." Cue anybody

I taped it thursday but haven't seen the whole thing yet.

Enos sees Daisy and she can tell he had too much to drink, in which was unusal for him. And them he does the unthinkable he tells Daisy my doesn't they run off to Atlanta and go get married and never come back to Hazzerd. Daisy says " Lets think about that till the morning Enos." Cooter hears this between Daisy and Enos and can't believe what he had just said to her and that he would never leave Hazzerd and walk away from his job just like that. By Bo and Luke had heard this has well and they had figured that maybe he was just drinking too much when he had said. Enos leave Hazzerd, he loves the town he wouldn't just walk away from his job as Deputy just like that.