Julieduke

My season one, two and three are double sided and I have the Ben Cooper version. I am wondering with many dukes fans who is Ben Cooper he sure does look alot like Ben Jones thow?

Ya, I did notice where does Rebel flag's go from the tops of cars. I found out that Dixie was written by a Yankee and the fight song the Yankees was written by a southern.

These characters are in "The Very First Dukes of Hazzard" and they are the anscestors of Rosco and Lulu and they are from Jamestown and they have a baby on the way as well to complicated things as well. It seems that they want to have their own farm and they don't like Jamestown anymore.

Back to 1776 Hazzard now. Well there seemed to be a new traveler that was coming on a horseback with his wife as well. And that was Pervis Nicholas Coltrane and his wife Anna Nicole Yahoo Coltrane and they was expecting there first child at the time and Pervis came to Hazzard after getting a letter from his good buddy George Washington Duke and told him that it was a good place to raise a family. You see Pervis and his wife Anna Nicole was from Jamestown and they didn't like what was going on there and they wanted there own farm and when that letter said there was plenty of farm land well they left there family's behind and headed to Hazzard right away. Cue Anybody

Andrew Nicholas Coltrane is the late father of Rosco P. Coltrane and Lulu and their late sister as well. He never liked the idea of Rosco running for Sheriff and never did like Boss Hogg it's a good thing he died before Lulu married Boss. His wife was Emma Jean and she was a good wife and mother to there there three kids.

John's General Lee sold on Ebay for over 9 million dollars, and it wasn't me who bought it.

Narrator: Our meet the newest arrival in Hazzard Baby Andrew Nicholas Duke Smith. And wait it seems that Aretha's water just broke those Duke's sure do like to race each other in everything.

Chris was by Angie's side and he looked down at his brand new son he was glad that he didn't know what he was having he had one each before the new baby was born so he wanted to be surprized. Angie looked down at Chris and says "Honey, what about Andrew Nicholas Duke Smith since you found out the Bo Duke is your father I think our son should carry the Duke name somewhere in his name since you never got the chance. Yes I know he's a hundred percent cute and he's probaly smiling at both of us right now." Chris says "Well, Angie I like that name as well he sure is cute and I got surprize for ya right now. It seems that kids wanted to meet there new baby brother and right now my whole family is here to meet our brand new son as well. But first CJ and Julie please come in here oh by the way they was with my father outside the door the whole time and it seems I have four brothers and two sisters and one nephew and three nieces and a another nephew on the way and my sister Reba well she had just found out that she is pregant just the week before." CJ was holding Tracy's hand and Julie was holding Bo Duke's hand and they all walked in the room as well. Narrator: You see folks it seems that Chris and Angie's first two kids loved getting to know their Grandparents and yes I know Tracey isn't Chris's mother but she is only Grandmother these kids know right now. CJ says "DADDY, I GOT A BABY BROTHER I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BABY BEING A BOY." Julie says "CJ I don't think all of Hazzard heard you, and I got a baby brother mommy and Grandpa and Grandma Duke there nicest grandparents a kid could have right in the world. Mommy, what's our baby brothers name?" Angie says "Well, I would like to make the debut of Baby Andrew Nicholas Duke Smith and he is cute isn't me he looks like both of us what do you think." Bo Duke says "Well, it's offical that's seven grandchildren now honey. I got to admit he's cute and a sleepy baby right now I think he's tired now. Hey, do you mind If I tell the rest of the family about my new grandson I'm so proud of that little guy." Angie says "Sure I don't mind Dad." Bo hears Angie and smiles and he thought that was nice touch and he walks out in the waiting room and reflects upon his family. Five years ago, he knew he had three kids but only knew where two was and was looking for his daughter Reba but now it seems that he finally found out about Chris, Reba and Charlie and now he has seven grandchildren right now to spread his love and wisdom around. And Bo says "Well it seems the Duke and Coltrane family just got a little bigger with the arrival of Andrew Nicholas Duke Smith and he has looks like his daddy and a little like his Mama. Rosco are you crying what is wrong right now you just got a seventh great-grandchild now." Rosco says "Oh it's nothing it just that he named after my father Andrew Nicholas Coltrane that's all." Aretha says "Oh wait dad better make that eight my water just broke and this baby is in a hurry right now. It seems he wants to meet his cousins asap." Charlie says "What, well what incredible timing I always heard about the Duke's being competive but wow that takes to a whole new level." Bo says "What was that Aretha, wow that's is incredible luck right there it seems that Charlene looks excited." Charlene says "What does that mean Grandpa?" Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Chloe says "Jesse, I can't wait to see the General Lee and good Luck and who is Angie I haven't been here in a while." Clark says "How's Charlie and Reba doing lately I haven't heard from them in a long time and how's there Grandpa doing as well." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Oh sorry the chili dog stains are my fault on your sets.

What the guy that play Bull on Night Court was on Duke, he played one of the Beaudry's. And later he was on Smallville he played a real mean guy and Jonathon had to deal with him again but a more diplmatic way.

Well I have the first two movies at home.

Chloe says "Clark, I'm wandering is Lucy really a Davenport now I love this kind of stuff right here I keep it up Jesse." Lucy says "Thanks Chloe, I'm into autoracing but being in the grandstand and watching." Chloe says "Hey, I noticed seeing signs of race coming up and you dad said something about General Lee is that a race car Jesse." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Lucy keeps being annoyied and Lois says "Keep this up Jesse, how many times did you do things to me when we was younger Lucy." cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Lucy says "Why does everybody have to have their cars airborne if they was meant to fly they would have wings on them." Chloe says "Lucy, I wish you would grow up besides Clark takes all new approach to flying. It's called the Clark Express just ask him." Clark says "Hey Chloe, I'm not ready to tell my family about that." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Lucy was in the backseat and says "Hey, I was putting on make-up back here will you please slowdown Jesse." Chloe seen Jesse's smile as he sped up, and Lucy looked more annoyied with Jesse. Lois loved the ride, and she just closer to Clark as her cousin looked on. Chloe knew that was coming she just didn't want it be like how Ross and Rachel had there first kiss on friends. Jesse seen what was going on as well and didn't say anything in fact Lois got closer to Clark on of his turns. Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

General Lee's POV You know Bo and Luke, have been gone for longtime now and Cooter hasn't started fixing me yet. It seems that everybody is at the hospital but I haven't heard anything yet just Daisy and she cried when she saw me in my sad shape. Rosco, walked by me and said "Oh why did God take Lucas from Hazzard he was like a son to me and everybody in the county will miss him. It's just won't be same without him riding with Bo." Boss Hogg had a tear in his eye when he walked by the garage to go by his and he called his driver's attention and he went on his way to the hosptial and I wish somebody will tell me what is going on right now. I hate not knowing what is going right now, people think that your car has no feelings but believe me they do just leave your pride and joy in the garage for a week and don't drive it. I can remember when Jimmy Stickyfingers, the worst car thief came to Hazzard and Luke came up with the idea of leaving me out as bait and left a tractor in me and I lead him, Rosco and Enos to wear Boss's Caddy was and was they thank you no they just said "It was dumb luck that they caught Jimmy Stickyfingers". I have nightmares about him coming back I really like "KITT" on that Show Knight Rider and that driver don't appreciate him. You know Micheal keeps leaving that car where anybody can take but he has more surprizes that they know what to do with. And what about Herbie from the Herbie Movies people always claim to was the humans that foiled the bad guys ideas but it was all Herbie. Cue Kay Darleen Duke

Clark says "Listen Uncle Luke, well I met Uncle Mike and he gave me a ticket but I don't understand the ticket quite well and he didn't think my driving was so cool." Chloe says "Luke Duke, it's Chloe Sullivan and this my cousin Lois and Lucy Lane and Lucy is the one going to drive all the way back to Smallville on her Harley." Lucy says "I will too Chloe, you just watch my taillight disappear you'll be looking for my taillights." Lois says "Lucy, now come on Clark's driving wasn't that bad and calm down allreadry about it. Besides the roller coasters you love so much are much worst than Clark's driving." Clark says "Now that's not funny Lois." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

Lucy walks up to Clark and Charlie and says " After that, that is last time I'm riding with you Clark, what kind of driving is that called." Clark says "Okay, Lucy good luck on getting home and I don't think this Uncle Luke's and Aunt Kathy's place and why does the Sheriff look so annoyed with me right now Uncle Bo." Lucy says "Fine with me, I take my Harley back to Smallville,Kansas then I just need some maps and I'll find my way back." Lois says "That's my sister for ya, pretty spunky and speaks her mind even when she was young." Cue Dukesrule2000 or Dusty Rose Duke

In my yard, we got three stray cats that hang around and it seems the male Tuxedo cat Socks never gets to eat either. There's Bandit she is a Calico but you can't tell all the time and she is expecting some little Bandits right now and she getting big now. And there is the little guy Tiger he is tiger-striped kitten maybe a year old now and between him and Bandit, Socks never gets to eat he's pretty thin as well.

General Lee's POV It's was beautiful spring day all the butterflies were out and it seemed nothing could wrong. But this is Hazzard and everything could go wrong just now I heard a siren oh welcome I'm the General Lee it seems that Bo and Luke was riding in me and Bo was driving and he attracted Rosco again. When are there going to learn not to drive me so fast. Well they was took a short cut and oh no I'm upside down again I swear if i was human I would be dizzy right now. Bo see's that his cousin is out and he tries to wake him up and he there is no response he drags him out of the General Lee and says "Luke, wake up this isn't funny anymore come on." A Little while later, the ambulance comes and they get Luke to hosptial in no time and Bo didn't want to come and wait for Cooter but he went anyways. Oh wait here's Cooter and it seems that he going to flip me over with Eno's help and he seems to be crying as well but I don't why the Duke boys always flip me on my roof. Cue Kay Darleen Duke

Welcome to Hazzard, watch Rosco's speed trap.

Present Day Charlie, Chris and Bo was at the Boar's Nest and they reading George Washington Duke's diary and it seems the more they read it the more intersecting it got. And they was chuckling about something in it and Bo says "Sons, could you've imagine is Henry Lee Hogg would've got his way and had Hazzard named "Hoggsville" and before he wanted to rename Boston to "Hoggsville" as well. I sure glad that nobody like that name and what funny way that moonshine got it's name and it seems that our anscestors had some smarts as well. You I have the Duke family bible and always wondered why there was some Davenports, Hazzards, Hoggs and Straits in the family pages and everywhere else." Chris says "You know I think George and Jed Davenport knew something when they said that they think the fireworks are going to catch on." Charlie says "I thought it was kind of cute how Jed and Emma covered it up that neither one could read or write. Can you imagine not knowing that nowadays you wouldn't know where you was going in Hazzard." cue Anybody(this post was the three of them talking in Modern day Hazzard and just thinking about things.)

I got to try that excuse at the McDonald's I work at sometime. I wonder would that work nowadays.