Skipper Duke

(Season 4 Opie the Birdman) Andy:(Goes to Opie's room.)"Let's have it! You know what I'm talkin' about. Let's have it. You remember me tellin' you to be careful with this thing?" Opie:"I'm sorry Pa." Andy:"That won't bring that bird back to life. Bein' sorry is not the magic word that makes everything right again." Andy(Raises window):"You hear that? That's those young birds chirpin' fer their momma that's never comin' back. Now you just listen to that for awhile."

Movie of Uncle Jesse and Boss Hogg's moonshine running days in Days of Shine and Roses, described by Pat Buttram(Sam the bartender)as an "X-rated movie"

VELVET Ears (Flash P. Coltrane 's nickname)

During

Cousin MoonRunner-01... Zeebo drives the '71 too.

Cousin MoonRunner-01!

Is that sedan the marijuana gang drives the same car as Bobby Lee in Moonrunners?

(Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke) Cooter Davenport(In his garage on the phone calling Dukes.):"Mabel, will you git me the Jesse Duke Farm please?" Waylon Jennings:"So old Cooter dropped the bad news on the Duke Boys." (Bo & Luke are riding in the General Lee discussing Rosco's "injuries".) Luke Duke:"I just don't understand how Rosco could've been hurt so bad!" Bo Duke:"He looked fine to me! Fine fer Rosco anyway!"(Laughs). Luke Duke:"I guess maybe sometimes injuries can take awhile to come on, an' make their effects known! Course, somebody like Rosco, shoot, when yer slow I guess yer slow!"

Aft

I have a thought. Why don't they offer virtual reality tours of the Titanic wreck site? Give people special 3D glasses to get the feeling of actually being down there. Program a robot vehicle with under water cameras to go down there, to take pictures and videos and have it set up to send it back up here for people on the ship to see? Safer that way. Send unmanned subs. Now days there's technology to do a virtual reality type tour.

LUKE DUKE

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan)Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Ha ha ha! Excellent! Excellent! Now, give me the gold! Give it all to me! Give it to me!" Gilligan:"We hear, and obey!"(Conks Dr. Boris Balinkoff on the head with a coconut. The others grab and start throwing the coconuts at him.) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Not that way, you stupid robots! Not that way!"(Professor hits the mind controlling ring device with a coconut breaking it.) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You smashed it. You have smashed it!" All:"Hey what happened!?" Skipper:"Who's that? What're we doing with all these coconuts?" Mr. Howell:"Don't go away! Come back! Come back! Rescue us! Rescue us!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Gah! Gah!" Gilligan:"Don't worry, I'll get him!"(Drives bamboo car full of coconuts into the Lagoon which promptly sinks from the coconuts weight. Gilligan emerges with a silly smile, and waves at them.)

Yes it is. The same Chevelle.

Update y'all. To quote our favorite Sheriff, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Good news, good news!" OceanGate has suspended all exploration trips to the Titanic now after the 5 people including company CEO was onboard the Titan sub died in the catastrophic implosion on June 18, 2023.

I once had a dream about Skipper. He was still alive. There was this meet and greet autograph signing. I attended and got his and to meet him. I wore one of my Navy Blue Broner hats. He of course was in his Black Lancaster. He had a boat with him. The event as at water. He took me fishing with him on boat. I got to drive it. I even got to wear his actual Lancaster Brand screen used hat. He said "Here! You can't drive my boat without this!" He took my Broner off me, and his Lancaster off him. We exchanged hats. He put his Lancaster on me and my Broner on him. We talked about the show and his career. Then I had to wake up. I was mad then. That was a dream I didn't wanna wake up from.

I saw it advertised.

Skipper's and Professor 's yeah. Mary Ann's was in Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue. When Mr. Howell introduced her and Professor to Erica. Mr. Howell:"Erica, this is Professor Roy Hinkley, and Mary Ann Summers!"

This is my favorite. The crooks stop the Charger and hide the gold behind the dashboard. Waylon Jennings:"Well, I reckon that's better than under the mattress. A lot less lumpier too!"

OceanGate is still offering Titanic trips after the Titan sub's disaster. Haven't they learned anything!? To NOT go down there anymore?

(Season 3 Topsy Turvy) Gilligan hits head and sees double vision. Professor tries to cure him. Gilligan:"What if it doesn't work?" Professor:"Then I shall have to find another cure. You can't go through life like that." Gilligan:"Yeah. Imagine going through life not knowing which end is up." Professor:"Gilligan, I will withhold comment."

ZENDER the Dixie Davis kidnapper and ransom diamond smuggler from Good Neighbors Duke

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Did you know In the flashback episode Season 7 Episode 1 Happy Birthday, General Lee the 1st jump was an accident. Then they discovered they liked it and in later stories started doing it on purpose. The 1st jump was when running away from the gold dust robbers the Charger had originally belonged to when it was black before the Dukes bought it and painted it orange put the flag name and number on it and built the race car with it. They had the Gold dust stashed behind the dashboard and wanted it back.

games and maneuvers

Cousin Roger... Names are 1. Willy Gilligan 2. Jonas Grumby 3. Eunice Wentworth Lovey Howell 4. Thurson Howell III 5. Professor Roy Hinkley 6. Ginger Grant 7. Mary Ann Summers Skipper's, Professor's and Mary Ann's were only used once. Gilligan's was brought up years later by creator Sherwood Schwartz. Gilligan's was never used in any episode.

It was quotes from a Facebook post by a group forum member over there and my reply to him. I wrote it like script format when I shared it over here.