Season 1 Repo Men
Waylon Jennings:"There was old Cooter, stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival."
Bo:"Hang loose!"
Luke:"If I was any looser, I'd be slidin' off the seat!"
Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, old Rosco wasn't doin' to hot. Cuz if he wasn't careful, an' he tried to pass 'em, he'd end up with a lapful of racin' car, with old Cooter in it. The boys kept up the chase. While they were gettin' in deeper, old Rosco was gonna gettin' madder than an old wet hen!"
Luke:"Sure hope you like Scrambled Eggs!"
Bo:"What has that got to do with this?"
Luke:"Where there's chickens, there's eggs!"
Bo:"Sure was a funny place to put a barn!"
Luke:"You try that fool stunt again, I'll find a funnier place to put one!"