Skipper Duke

Kevin McCallister:"You gotta help me! There's 2 guys after me!" Concierge:"What's the matter, store wouldn't take your stolen credit card!?"

Kevin McCallister:"I made my family disappear!"

Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti:"You like Italian Mr. Gustafson?" John Gustafson:"Yeah. Well I guess so. Why?" Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti (Pours a big giant restaurant pot of Spaghetti Sauce on Max Goldman & John Gustafson.)"Bon appetit, and arrivederci boys!" Max Goldman:"Should we ask her fer some Garlic Bread?"

Max Goldman:"Wait Jacob!" Jacob Goldman:"It's ok Pop. I got it under control." Max Goldman:"Jacob, you don't understand!" Jacob Goldman:"I'm Jacob Goldman Mayor of Wabasha. I got a 30 day court order that says you can't touch this house!"

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake. Where do you want it?" Jake Rainey:"Want what?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yer liquor." Jake Rainey:"You got a load of liquor fer me?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. Half of Roy Aterhold's load. Zeebo's got the other half." Jake Rainey:"Where's Zeebo?" Bobby Lee:"Well, there was this Sheriff's block hid out there in 411. I got through, Zeebo didn't." Jake Rainey:"They get Zeebo?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Naw. Hell, he's probably a citizen in Canada by now."

Rose Dewitt Bukater:"I know what you must be thinking, a poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?" Jack Dawson:"Actually, I was thinking what could've happened to make this girl think that she had no way out."

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard County knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: The jump in the beginning of the Season 3 episode And in This Corner, Luke Duke is the same jump from the Season 2 episode Duke of Duke from a different angle.

"Well, i hope you're going that way." - Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Cousin HossC... What does draconian mean? New word to me. Never heard it before. Wow.

He honked Christine's horn.

Spicer Lovejoy:"Interesting, the young lady slipped so suddenly, and you still had time to remove your jacket, and your shoes."

Cousin HossC... Can you erase all the disruptive posts of this thread?

Good idea Cousin Roger.

Mary KAYE Porter

HossC... Can I still do the quotes, but just do as you ask. If I'm not sure something is right word for word or not, or it mergers scenes together, make that clear in announcement following the post? The rules are pretty reasonable. It isn't to much to ask for.

Boss Hogg always wants them Dukes INCARCERATED

I can stop the quotes and just do the Fun Facts and Trivia question type posts. If that will be ok with everyone?

I'm sorry HossC. Can I stay?

I was not a member here from 2012 thru 2020. I can do without being a member again. If I did it then, I can do it again. Doesn't bother me one bit if I'm a member or just a guest. Guests have less headaches lol.

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS FORUM WEBSITE EVER AGAIN! Then I don't have to be worried about constantly being corrected or constantly being told to paraphrase. Just stop posting there altogether problems solved FOR EVERYONE! Thbpth

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN!

This website used to be fun. But lately is bringing me nothing but bs and grief and headaches that I don't need!

I've given it some serious thought the last couple of hours. Somebody please remove me. I don't wanna be here anymore.

Seems like every time I turn around, someone here is on me about something. I got enough going on in life without that. Seriously considering permanently leaving here.