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Skipper Duke

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  1. I think that's the best idea. The advice I've got from a Facebook friend to only do quotes on that website.
  2. I might give up this line of work. I'll stick with Trivia questions and Fun Facts type posts. Will that be ok? Hey, now I remember that word. It was in Season 6 Dead and Live. Boss Hogg's shills who were fighting over Artie Bender's paintings to boost sales to convince the big art dealer.
  3. Hazzard in Hollywood(2000) B. B. Bascomb:"People. People! You already have the money. I'm B. B. Bascomb music promoter extrodinaire." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Ezra, is this yer shell?" Ezra Bushmaster:"I thought he was yours."
  4. Hey y'all... From now on, if I'm not sure something is right word for word or not or if a post merges some scenes together, I will follow HossC's rule and wishes, to make announcement of it first thing before I start the post. How's that sound y'all?
  5. Smokey and the Bandit(1977) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the car!" Jr. Justice gets in the car, still holding the evidence. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the back! I said it before, an' I'll say it again, there's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your mama in the mouth!"
  6. Chuck:"Are you playin' football this year Guilder?" Dennis Guilder:"Somebody's gotta pick it up, when you fumble."
  7. (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Gilligan:"What's that?" Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!" Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!"
  8. (Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love) Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!" Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing." Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss, yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."
  9. Kevin McCallister:"You gotta help me! There's 2 guys after me!" Concierge:"What's the matter, store wouldn't take your stolen credit card!?"
  10. Kevin McCallister:"I made my family disappear!"
  11. Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti:"You like Italian Mr. Gustafson?" John Gustafson:"Yeah. Well I guess so. Why?" Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti (Pours a big giant restaurant pot of Spaghetti Sauce on Max Goldman & John Gustafson.)"Bon appetit, and arrivederci boys!" Max Goldman:"Should we ask her fer some Garlic Bread?"
  12. Max Goldman:"Wait Jacob!" Jacob Goldman:"It's ok Pop. I got it under control." Max Goldman:"Jacob, you don't understand!" Jacob Goldman:"I'm Jacob Goldman Mayor of Wabasha. I got a 30 day court order that says you can't touch this house!"
  13. Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake. Where do you want it?" Jake Rainey:"Want what?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yer liquor." Jake Rainey:"You got a load of liquor fer me?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. Half of Roy Aterhold's load. Zeebo's got the other half." Jake Rainey:"Where's Zeebo?" Bobby Lee:"Well, there was this Sheriff's block hid out there in 411. I got through, Zeebo didn't." Jake Rainey:"They get Zeebo?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Naw. Hell, he's probably a citizen in Canada by now."
  14. Rose Dewitt Bukater:"I know what you must be thinking, a poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?" Jack Dawson:"Actually, I was thinking what could've happened to make this girl think that she had no way out."
  15. (Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard County knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."
  16. Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: The jump in the beginning of the Season 3 episode And in This Corner, Luke Duke is the same jump from the Season 2 episode Duke of Duke from a different angle.
  17. "Well, i hope you're going that way." - Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)
  18. Cousin HossC... What does draconian mean? New word to me. Never heard it before. Wow.
  19. Spicer Lovejoy:"Interesting, the young lady slipped so suddenly, and you still had time to remove your jacket, and your shoes."
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