Skipper Duke

Season 1 Two on a Raft. Gilligan & Skipper are out at sea on the raft, trying to find civilization to bring back help. A heavy rain storm arrives, complete with thunder and lightning. The raft starts sinking under the strain of the rain. Gilligan:"Skipper, do you think we should abandon ship!?" Skipper:"It's too late! It's already abandoned us!"

Awe Cousin Roger Duke (Uncle Jesse)!

Cousin HossC... This is awesome! Thanks for sharing it with us!

"Happy 60th Anniversary to The Andy Griffith Show! Today, October 3rd, marks 60 years since the iconic show premiered in 1960. Join me in celebrating the timeless humor, wisdom, and charm of Mayberry's finest: Sheriff Andy Taylor Deputy Barney Fife Opie Taylor Aunt Bee Share your favorite episodes, quotes, or memories! Tag a friend who loves The Andy Griffith Show! Let's keep the nostalgia alive! #TheAndyGriffithShow #60thAnniversary #Mayberry #ClassicTV #HappyAnniversary"

Season 3 Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane Luke:"Slow down Bo! I know we're in a rush, but let's try an' get there in one piece, alright!?" Bo:"Uh Luke. I don't quite know how to tell you this. But I can't slow down! The brakes ain't workin'." Luke:"Bo!" Waylon Jennings:"Friends, them boys are havin' more trouble than a stray heifer in a pasture full of bulls!"

Season 1 High Octane. Enos:"Luke." Luke:"Hmm?" Enos:"I sure would like to meet that lady." Luke:"Not tonight Enos." Enos:"If you fix me up, I got something you want." Luke:"Ok. I tell you what Enos, an even up trade. You tell me what you know, and I'll introduce you to Roxanne." Enos:"Ok then. You see, Boss Hogg, he knows you Dukes are gonna make a liquor run to that there contest." Luke:"Yeah." Enos:"So he's got Sheriff Rosco settin' up roadblocks to catch y'all. You see Boss Hogg don't want y'all winnin' that contest." Luke:"Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. I owe you one." Enos:"You sure do Luke. Now, don't you forget now. I aim to collect now." Luke:"Consider her yours Enos." Enos:"Wow!"

I've this friend Morgan Rhea on Facebook who is obsessed with Christine & Malcolm Danare (Peter Moochie Welch). It is so bad. Really bad. Her I mean. She thinks he ACTUALLY is Moochie. She can't distinguish that's a fictional person who does not exist. I mean for goodness sakes that's why the credits say Malcolm Danare as Moochie Welch. Because during the Christine filming, during the duration of the film, he was pretending to be someone else. That's why it's called acting and the credits. It does not say Moochie Welch as himself. But she seems to think it should say that. I mean that's what credits are for, they distinguish the reality apart from the fiction. Example Gilligan's Island says Starring Bob Denver etc. it does not say Starring Gilligan. The Dukes of Hazzard says Starring Tom Wopat etc. it does not say Starring Luke Duke. The Andy Griffith Show says Starring Andy Griffith with Ronnie Howard also Starring Don Knotts. It doesn't say Starring Andy Taylor, Opie Taylor, Barney Fife. Do y'all see what I'm saying about Morgan can't separate reality from fiction?

Cousin Philip Duke... You mean like have 147 missions each representing an episode and the player can do what they do in the specific episode? i. e. Mission 1, Season 1 Episode 1 One Armed Bandits, Mission 2, Season 1 Episode 2 Daisy's Song etc.

Season 5 Big Brothers, Duke. When Bo, Luke & Andy Slocum jump the creek, and Rosco slides to a sideways stop stuck on the ramp, he says "Don't look darling!" Flash:"Woof!" Rosco:"I know it! It's horrendous!"

Season 4 Dukes in Danger. When Rosco tried catching the Dukes again a 2nd time in reverse. After they leave, he says "I caught 'em once in reverse, I'll do it again!" He gets the car stuck in a slope. To his dog "Cover yer ears Flash. I don't want a lady to hear what I'm about to say!" He covers her ears himself.

Cousin MoonRunner-01... I think you're talking about Dukes Historian Jon Holland's car.

Season 4 Dukes in Danger. Rosco starts chasing Bo & Luke in reverse. Luke:"Hahaha! You see what I see!?" Bo:"I always suspected Rosco was a might backwards! But this is ridiculous! Let's get out of here!" Luke:"You got that right!" Bo:"Come on Luke!" Luke:"Hey, he can't go very fast backwards!"

Chat from Facebook with my friend Morgan Rhea. Morgan Rhea:"There’d be a lot of parts changed if I could write Christine." Me:"Yeah like your Moochie never getting killed." She has the biggest crush on Malcolm Danare (Peter Moochie Welch). To me it doesn't need any changes. Stephen King(book) & John Carpenter (movie) are outstanding. It's perfect as is.

I just caught a blooper in Enos Strate to the Top. When Enos says "That's them!" And chases the bank robbers, he's wearing his uniform jacket. When the crooks jump and land in the quicksand bog, his uniform jacket is off. When he gets out, and walks over the hood of his car to warn them "Quicksand!" And flips the sign around for them to see, he's wearing his uniform jacket again.

Can't believe I only just caught it myself. All the times I never noticed it too.

I just caught a blooper in Find Loretta Lynn, when Squirt got wet jumping off the roof trying to land on Bo & Luke, and he landed in the water trough. He got soaked. But when he crawled out of there, and runs after Bubba who's driving Loretta Lynn's motorhome, saying "Bubba! Wait for me Bubba! Bubba slow down!" He's not wet. He's magically completely dried off.

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Garbage trucks

Cool Cousin MoonRunner-01.

"Happy 60th Anniversary to Gilligan's Island! On September 26, 1964, the SS Minnow set sail, and we were introduced to the lovable castaways who would capture our hearts. Six decades later, we're still laughing with the Skipper, Gilligan, the Professor, Ginger, Mary Ann, Thurston, and Lovey. Who's your favorite character? Do you still dream of being stranded on a deserted island with a never-ending supply of coconuts? Share your favorite Gilligan's Island memories and episodes in the comments! #GilligansIsland #60thAnniversary #ClassicTV #Nostalgia"

YEEHAA(The boys jump call)

Max Goldman's fishing pole in Grumpy Old Men

Sweet WATER County

Season 1 Mary Kaye's Baby Daisy:"The Sheriff was here." Luke:"Well, he's just gonna have to stand in line, an' wait his turn." Bo:"Hey, don't worry about it. We already got rid of all that whiskey that was in Cooter's car." Uncle Jesse:"Including the 'shine that's in the trunk?" Bo:"The trunk?" Uncle Jesse:"Yeah." Bo:"Oh Lord."