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Gilligan Trivia: What is the Gilligan's Island connection to the Disney movie Toy Story?

(Season 3 Splashdown)Gilligan:"I'll go first." Skipper:"If you go first, they'll think they landed on Mars!"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle Tillingham: "Operator. Operator." Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!" Enos: [checking off something] "There you go." [phone rings] Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking." Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!" Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey." Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!" Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!" Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"

(Season 4Up in Barney's Room.)Mrs. Mendelbright:"Mr. Fife, kindly leave my house!" Barney:"With pleasure! Whoever heard of a room you can't cook in anyways!? $6.00 a week, and what do I get!? Heartache, nothin' but heartaches!"

(Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Gilligan:"But what about the bath tub?" Skipper:"Gilligan. Forget about the bath tub, you could finish it tomorrow or the next day." Gilligan:"No. I wanna finish today. If it's the last thing I ever do." Skipper:"Don't say that Little Buddy!" Gilligan:"Skipper. If there's one thing we have more of than anything else here on the island, it's time." Skipper:"That's the spirit, Little Buddy. Keep fighting." Gilligan(Looking confused after Skipper walks off)"Keep fighting?"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee)Phil:"What are we gonna do now Ernie? We ain't got no dynamite." Erine:"We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck." Phil:"What about her?" Ernie:"Don't worry, she ain't goin' anywhere." Phil:"Yeah. That's right. She ain't, is she?" Ernie:"Come on. Let's get outta here." Phil:"You bet."

(Season 1 Angel on the Island)Gilligan:"Skipper? Skipper, are you mad?" Skipper:"Believe it or not, yes!"

Yes Cousin Roger

Fun Fact: Everything from the '60s era that had either a boat cap or police cap in it, Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. 1929-2011 supplied the caps.

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Happy Belated Birthday to Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper)!3/8/1921!

Cousin Hobie... Cuz she's a woman lol. Not as good a driver as men.

Happy 61st Dukes of Hazzard Birthday today to John Schneider(Bo Duke)!4/8/60!

(Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan:"No, that wasn't you Skipper." Gilligan(Looks out window, sees ghost)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan(Runs over to hammocks, wakes up Skipper)"Hey Skipper, Skipper, wake up! Wake up!" Skipper:"What is it? What's a matter, Little Buddy?" Gilligan:"I just saw a ghost out there!"(pointing to door/window of hut)Skipper:"Oh, for goodness sakes Gilligan. You didn't wake me up out of a sound sleep to tell me about your nightmare?" Gilligan:"No, no! I saw a real live ghost, out there!"(pointing to hut door/window again)Skipper:"Gilligan, people are alive, ghosts are dead." Gilligan:"Then, I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran that way."(pointing to the direction the ghost ran in)Skipper:"Well, if he was dead, how come he was running that way?" Gilligan:"But Skipper, but Skipper. He's right out there, Skipper."(points to the hut door/window once again)Skipper:"Oh Gilligan, will you stop that!? Now, go to sleep! Goodnight!"

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan)Professor:"Gilligan, I'm afraid under the circumstances of circumstantial evidence, you are a provericator!" Gilligan:"Oh. Well, that's better than calling me a liar." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's what provericator means!"

Gilligan Trivia: The American Flag is flying at half mast in the b/w Season 1(1964-1965)theme song opening credits because of the assassination of President Kennedy. T or F?

Andy Trivia: What is the name of Deputy Barney Fife's land lady he rents a room from in her house?

(Season 4 Up in Barney's Room)Barney:"I just don't trust him Andy! And you wanna know why? A: A guy moves into town! 2: He has no job, and C: He wants to marry Miss Bendelmright!"

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)Bo Duke:"Hey y'all? What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke Duke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager!"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper)Mr. Wiley:"If I was a dame, I couldn't resist you!" Gilligan:"I could!" Skipper:"You stay outta this! Now, what were you saying Mr. Wiley?"

Belated Happy Easter HazzardNet members!

(Season 2 Chain of Command)Skipper:"Gilligan to a monkey you may be a Skipper but to a Skipper you're no Skipper at all!"

Good one Cousin Hobie! Lol.

(Season 2 Barney on the Rebound)Andy:"Barney. I believe it's now to late to change the subject."