Skipper Duke

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes)Skipper:"First, I'll break the radio and then, I'll kill Gilligan! No! First, I'll kill Gilligan, and then, I'll break the radio!"

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Actor Billy Bob Thornton(Carl) from the movie Sling blade played Geologist/bad guy Johnny Rob in the PlayStation game The Dukes of Hazzard II Daisy Dukes It Out.

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Actor Jack Palance(Curly) from the movies City Slickers and City Slickers II played the voice of Black Jack Perril in The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home game the PlayStation and PC Windows versions.

Gilligan Trivia: What is the Gilligan's Island connection to the Disney movie Toy Story?

(Season 3 Splashdown)Gilligan:"I'll go first." Skipper:"If you go first, they'll think they landed on Mars!"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle Tillingham: "Operator. Operator." Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!" Enos: [checking off something] "There you go." [phone rings] Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking." Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!" Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey." Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!" Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!" Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"

(Season 4Up in Barney's Room.)Mrs. Mendelbright:"Mr. Fife, kindly leave my house!" Barney:"With pleasure! Whoever heard of a room you can't cook in anyways!? $6.00 a week, and what do I get!? Heartache, nothin' but heartaches!"

(Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Gilligan:"But what about the bath tub?" Skipper:"Gilligan. Forget about the bath tub, you could finish it tomorrow or the next day." Gilligan:"No. I wanna finish today. If it's the last thing I ever do." Skipper:"Don't say that Little Buddy!" Gilligan:"Skipper. If there's one thing we have more of than anything else here on the island, it's time." Skipper:"That's the spirit, Little Buddy. Keep fighting." Gilligan(Looking confused after Skipper walks off)"Keep fighting?"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee)Phil:"What are we gonna do now Ernie? We ain't got no dynamite." Erine:"We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck." Phil:"What about her?" Ernie:"Don't worry, she ain't goin' anywhere." Phil:"Yeah. That's right. She ain't, is she?" Ernie:"Come on. Let's get outta here." Phil:"You bet."

(Season 1 Angel on the Island)Gilligan:"Skipper? Skipper, are you mad?" Skipper:"Believe it or not, yes!"

Yes Cousin Roger

Fun Fact: Everything from the '60s era that had either a boat cap or police cap in it, Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. 1929-2011 supplied the caps.

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Happy Belated Birthday to Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper)!3/8/1921!

Cousin Hobie... Cuz she's a woman lol. Not as good a driver as men.

Happy 61st Dukes of Hazzard Birthday today to John Schneider(Bo Duke)!4/8/60!

(Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan:"No, that wasn't you Skipper." Gilligan(Looks out window, sees ghost)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan(Runs over to hammocks, wakes up Skipper)"Hey Skipper, Skipper, wake up! Wake up!" Skipper:"What is it? What's a matter, Little Buddy?" Gilligan:"I just saw a ghost out there!"(pointing to door/window of hut)Skipper:"Oh, for goodness sakes Gilligan. You didn't wake me up out of a sound sleep to tell me about your nightmare?" Gilligan:"No, no! I saw a real live ghost, out there!"(pointing to hut door/window again)Skipper:"Gilligan, people are alive, ghosts are dead." Gilligan:"Then, I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran that way."(pointing to the direction the ghost ran in)Skipper:"Well, if he was dead, how come he was running that way?" Gilligan:"But Skipper, but Skipper. He's right out there, Skipper."(points to the hut door/window once again)Skipper:"Oh Gilligan, will you stop that!? Now, go to sleep! Goodnight!"

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan)Professor:"Gilligan, I'm afraid under the circumstances of circumstantial evidence, you are a provericator!" Gilligan:"Oh. Well, that's better than calling me a liar." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's what provericator means!"

Gilligan Trivia: The American Flag is flying at half mast in the b/w Season 1(1964-1965)theme song opening credits because of the assassination of President Kennedy. T or F?

Andy Trivia: What is the name of Deputy Barney Fife's land lady he rents a room from in her house?

(Season 4 Up in Barney's Room)Barney:"I just don't trust him Andy! And you wanna know why? A: A guy moves into town! 2: He has no job, and C: He wants to marry Miss Bendelmright!"

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)Bo Duke:"Hey y'all? What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke Duke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager!"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper)Mr. Wiley:"If I was a dame, I couldn't resist you!" Gilligan:"I could!" Skipper:"You stay outta this! Now, what were you saying Mr. Wiley?"

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