Skipper Duke

(Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.???)Ginger:"She really got you that time Mr. Howell!" Mr. Howell:"To the quick! You know how much it costs to support one of those eggheads?"

Hey y'all. Why are some HazzardNet members names in red and some are in blue? What do the colors mean?

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo)Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Come on!"(Pulling and shoving Bo). Bo Duke:"I'm goin'! You don't have to shove!" Luke Duke:"Bo." Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Get on in there, Mr. Claiborne wants to see you personally." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Well, as I live and breathe, the famous Duke Boys." Luke Duke:"You ain't got no call to have us cuffed do ya?" Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"We ain't? Why son, you just broke every vehicular law in our books!" Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Speedin', reckless drivin', resistin' arrest, evadin' an officer, destruction of county property!"

Gilligan's Island fans... Does any of you know what happened to Skipper's S. S. Minnow ship wheel sign from opening credits where it is at today? I am curious about what happened to it.

(Season 2 Hazzard Connection)Shoulders:(On CB with Augie Detweiller)"Ol' Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes! He knows we're up to something." Augie:"Of course he does. Only, he ain't got the smarts to figure out what it is! But if you think he's mad now, you just wait 'til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly like he found 'em, or we're gonna get the law down on him!" Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger at Rosco, in a come hither motion.)Rosco:"Jumpin' gee hospaht, you mean we gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there, you dipstick! Git it all back!"

(Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls)Boss Hogg:"You know, I never more than disliked them Duke Boys. But what they're doin' now, pushin' marijuana! Why that's downright hateful, hateful!" Enos:"Unless maybe it ain't marijuana Mr. Hogg. It kinda looks like Parsley." Boss Hogg:"What?" Enos:"Sage. Rosemary or Thyme." Boss Hogg:"Never mind the folk songs dim head! It's marijuana! Listen I can smell that!" Rosco:"I smell it too!" Boss Hogg:"And even I draw the line on dope and drugs fer any amount of money!" Rosco:"Any amount." Boss Hogg:"They make 'em shifty, swivy headed, and unpredictable!" Rosco:(Pointing at Enos)"Like him!"

Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: Originally Andy was supposed to be funny, but by the 2nd episode, he knew Don(Barney)should be funny and he(Andy)should play straight to him(Barney).

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Alan Hale's black Lancaster hats and Jim Backus white Lancaster hats all had the shaper stiffening rings inside around the top like my Bluenox hat has. But they were removed for filming the 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967 because with the rings in, it wouldn't look right for men stuck on an island. Except Alan Hale's Midway in Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) cuz Midway are made without the rings put in.

The New Adventures of Gilligan's Island(1974-1977) Gilligan's Planet(1982)

The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion(1997) The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood(2000)

The Real Gilligan's Island(2005-2006)

The Andy Griffith Show Reunion: Return to Mayberry(1986)

Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981)

(Season 6 Too Many Roscos)Boss Hogg:"Enos! Arrest him!" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco do you want me to arrest!? There's 2 of 'em!" Boss Hogg:"Holy Hannah! There are 2 Roscos!"

Cousin Roger... WJ:"The Hazzard Coffin Works. It was part of Boss's cradle to the grave social security plan for himself. Most Hazzard babies were born in Boss's hospital. They grew up and financed their homes and cars at Boss's bank. And in the end, they were laid to rest in one of Boss's caskets. After being overcharged every step along the way."

(Season 5 Big Daddy)Waylon Jennings:"When Boss found out that that wanted license plate was now on the General Lee, he was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib. Because he'd have to eat his way out."

Cousin Roger I think you're right and it is.

The makers of Alan Hale Jr.'s Yacht Captain Skipper Hat Cap for the 1st Reunion Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978)was Midway Cap Co. Chicago USA. It's The Cruiser Cap model style not Aristocrat Cap model style. www.midwaycapcompany.com

P.S. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. also made Alan Hale Jr.'s Yacht Captain Skipper Hat Cap for 2 of the 3 Reunion movies, The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979)and The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island(1981).

(Season 2 Mrs. & Mrs.???)Mr. Howell:"Is she burning?" Gilligan:"She certainly is. I spilled some coffee on her."

(Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.???)Professor:"Gilligan, he doesn't look jealous." Gilligan:"How can you tell? All he's doin' is starin' at Ginger."

(Season 7 Opening Night at the Boars Nest)Boss Hogg:"Take off that stupid dunce cap!" Rosco:"It's not a dunce cap, Boss." Boss Hogg:"Oh no? Then how come the dunce is wearin' it!?"

(Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!"

Any idea y'all why other Dukes of Hazzard websites www.hazzardonline.com and www.dukefarm.com etc have gone defunct?

Luke Comstock:"What's goin' on Sheriff? What's all this?" Andy:"Oh. Well, Luke. This here is our Mayberry knot tyin' class. It meets here every Tuesday. That's a real nice one you got there, boys!"