Skipper Duke

(Season 5 Barney Fife, Realtor) Barney Fife:"$3,478 !!" Andy Taylor:"How do you figure that?"

Did ya hear scientists predicted The Titanic will disappear soon. They predict by 2030 a big orange rust stain down there.

OMG... The words of Sharon Schach Radel on Facebook to me. "You should work in a TV museum. Especially GI and Dukes. You know everything." "Too bad you can’t go to Gilligan’s Island events and be the Skipper. Like at John’s Extravaganza where there are people imitating Uncle Jesse, etc. it would be perfect for you."

Catherine Bach(Daisy Mae Duke)

Happy Mayberry Monday, everybody! This is based on an old joke about Calvin Coolidge, and I thought I’d try my hand at writing it into a scene we might have seen in Mayberry... Floyd: Hello, Andy! Andy: Mornin’, Floyd. (Sits down next to Floyd outside the barbershop) Floyd: Missed you at church yesterday. Andy: Yeah, I had an emergency I had to tend to so I couldn’t make it. You were there, were you? Floyd: Oh, Andy, you know I always make it to church every Sunday! Been going there for years! Why, I don’t remember the last time I wasn’t... Andy: (Interrupting) I know, Floyd, I know. So what did you think of the sermon? Floyd: The sermon? Andy: Yeah. The preacher did preach a sermon, didn’t he? Floyd: Oh sure, sure. Andy: What did you think of it? Floyd: I’m trying to remember... Andy: Floyd, you just heard it yesterday, don’t tell me you forgot it already! Floyd: It’s coming back to me, just a minute... AH!! Andy: What did the preacher preach about? Floyd: He preached about sin. Andy: (Waiting... waiting... waiting...) Well what did he say about it? Floyd: He was against it. Andy: (Just stares at Floyd)

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Cousin Roger Duke... He also has another. The Roads Back To Early Hazzard dedicated to the GA 5.

Cousin Spike... I am out of reactions. So here's your haha for the post.

Gilligan's Island and The Andy Griffith Show fans... Who remembers the days of the old channel TBS The Super Station with its programming of Scooby Doo cartoons, Gilligan's Island reruns, The Andy Griffith Show reruns, Baseball games, World Series, WCW Monday Nitro and other wrestling shows?

Gilligan's Island and The Andy Griffith Show fans... Who remembers the days of the old channel TBS The Super Station with its programming of Scooby Doo cartoons, Gilligan's Island reruns, The Andy Griffith Show reruns, Baseball games, World Series, WCW Monday Nitro and other wrestling shows?

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I'm outta reactions so here's your wow!

(Season 2 Aunt Bee the Warden) Andy Taylor:"How's things with your prisoners?" Barney Fife:"Well, uh, they escaped." Andy Taylor:"Escaped!?" Barney Fife:(Not wanting Otis to hear.)"Shhh." Andy Taylor:"Well, how did they escape?" Barney Fife:"You know that metal craft set I gave to one of 'em?" Andy Taylor:"Yeah." Barney Fife:"Darn guy went and made a pass key!"

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The Andy Griffith Show fans... Did y'all know Barney Fife's real full name is Jesse Donald Knotts?

The Andy Griffith Show fans... Did ya know Leon the PB&J sandwich eating kid is Clint Howard Ron's(Opie)real life brother?

(Season 5 Barney's Bloodhound) Andy Taylor:“Now all we have to do is give the criminal your whistle, tell him to blow it, and get him to yell, 'Gun, Blue! Gun, Blue! Man! Get it!'"

Ginger Grant's figure

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(Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Floyd Lawson:“Andy, this only proves one thing.” Andy Taylor:“What’s that, Floyd?” Floyd Lawson:“If you want a good suit, you gotta go to Mt pilot.”

(Season 4 Hot Rod Otis) Otis Campbell:"Andy? Annndy‼️" Andy Taylor:"What is it Otis⁉️" Otis Campbell:"I need a drink of water." Andy Taylor:"Alright here you go." Otis takes a drink. Andy Taylor:"That's all?" Otis Campbell nods. Andy Taylor:"Goodnight Otis." Otis Campbell:"Andy ‼️ Annndy ‼️" Andy Taylor:"No Otis." Otis Campbell:"Please Andy it helps me sleep⁉️ Just finish the one you started last time." Andy:"Ok Fe Fi Foe Fum I smell the blood of a English Mon said the giant."

Cousin HossC... That turned out awesome!

Youngstown Ohio is still getting frost.

Cousin HossC... The Captain's hats with anchor life ring ropes on it, does only Captain's in my country wear that style?

Cousin HossC... Is it only my country USA who calls them Skippers?