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(Season 1 Forget Me, Not) Mary Ann:"Here Skipper! Sniff this perfume just once." Skipper:"I told you never mind any of those tricks! That's probably poison perfume gas!" Ginger:"Skipper! Look at this! Did you ever see legs like that on a man?" Skipper:"Well, I must say, you're a lousy actor!"
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
Skipper Duke replied to Skipper Duke's topic in Dukes of Hazzard General Discussion
(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"I swear, if women were birds, you'd prob'ly date a buzzard." Luke Duke:"And you'd date a crane: no meat!" -
(Season 2 Beauty Is As Beauty Does) Professor:"You don't want that Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Huh? Yes I do!" Skipper:"He does too!"
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Rambo(Sylvester Stallone)
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Gilligan:(Under mine)"Hey I found the fitting!" Hits with wrench(clang clang clang)Professor:"Don't hammer, turn it!" Mr. Howell:"Use your head! Use your head!" Gilligan:"Use my head!?"(throws wrench away, tries to use head)
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(Season 2 Mine Hero) Mr Howell:"Remind me to change the locks on the executives bathroom when we get home."
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(Season 2 Mine Hero) Skipper:"Gilligan, get away from that mine! And that's an order!" Gilligan:"I can't! It won't let go of me!" Professor:"The metal they're wearing has them glued to it!" Skipper:"Mr. Howell, try forcing yourself loose. But gently, gently." Mr. Howell:"I can't!" Professor:"Gilligan's good luck charm is made out of solid steel. Mr. Howell's watch and identification bracelet are probably made out of steel too." Mr. Howell:"I beg your pardon! These are gifts from my board of directors! They couldn't be anything less than gold or platinum!" Professor:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell, but that watch and identification bracelet are just gold plated."
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The Dukes of Hazzard fans... How many of you caught the mistake in the General Lee's paint job in Coy and Vance Season 5 episode Big Daddy? The scene where the roof says GENRERAL LEE instead of GENERAL LEE like it should.
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GI Marathon on IFC Today Till 9:PM.
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Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. Robert Morse(Dewey Hogg)from Season 6 How To Succeed In Hazzard has passed away.
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Kissin' Cliff
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Titanic First Officer William McMaster Murdoch
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I am in line for a job of Ohio Gilligan Fan Club Promoter when it opens up. Illinois division Promoter will put in word for me.
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(Season 3 Court Martial) Gilligan:"Goodbye, Skipper." Skipper:"Goodbye, Gilligan. Gilligan, you're coming with me!" Gilligan:"Oh yeah! I keep forgetting."
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(Season 1 Two on a Raft) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Watch the rock Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks a lot Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Are you alright?" Skipper:"I'm fine! Just fine! I gotta rest a second. Will you stop going so fast? From now on, we'll stick closer together ok? Did you see anything? Well!?" Gilligan:"Skipper, I'm being attacked!" Skipper:"Attacked!?" Gilligan:"By a woodpecker!"
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Happy 63rd Andy Griffith Show Birthday to Clint Howard!!(Leon) Ron Howard(Opie Taylor's)real brother!
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(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Another Gilligan blunder frustrates the Skipper while he and the Professor are searching for the lost Mars probe camera lens. Skipper:"Find where the feather rolled. Where the feather rolled! Where the lens rolled! Professor, one of these days, right there!"(makes a choking gesture)
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(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Gilligan:"I could be sheriff." Skipper:"Ridiculous!" Howell:"Preposterous!" Gilligan:"How about you,Professor?" Professor:"Idiodic." Gilligan:"Sorry I asked."
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Professor Roy Hinkley. In the Gilligan episode Feed the Kitty, when Leo the Lion saw the castaways as animals, he saw the Professor as an owl.
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The Series Final Episode...
Skipper Duke replied to Philip_Duke's topic in Dukes of Hazzard Episodes
Some shows did. Gilligan's Island is one. It was a go for a 4th season. But quietly cancelled at the end of the 3rd season because Bill Paley Pres. of CBS wife wanted more Gunsmoke. -
(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Skipper:"But what are we gonna call him? I mean, whoever heard of a goddess name Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Why don't you call her Gilianna? What am I saying!?" Mr. Howell:"Wonderful! Such feminine abs... Turn around, and move for us Gilianna."
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(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"Nope. Nope. Nope." Skipper:"What is it now?" Gilligan:"It's still in the shade." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's not shade, it's your shadow!"
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(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"I know how to stop all the arguing." Skipper:"And would you mind telling us how?" Gilligan:"Look." (Shriveled up orange on table)
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Did y'all know Carrie Marie Underwood-Fisher is one of those religious girls?
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We said goodbye to our beloved #GilligansIsland this day 55 years ago! 4/17/67. So grateful to our amazing fans for all the love over the decades.