Hobie Hartkins

Hot Dogs

Do you guys remember the crooked sheriff in Cool Hands Bo and Luke? Cashius Claiborne I think? It seems he was in the original movie, Cool Hands Luke and played a similar part in this TDOH episode. I saw where he died at 93, but can't get the article to copy/paste for some reason. I think he was in one or two other DOH episodes, if I'm not mistaken....

USA ( Surfin' USA by the Beach Boys)

Wood

Cardinal

Hey, this is off the subject but I got inspiration for the name of a Heavy Metal band, from the episode I'm watching right now! How does this grab you?......Live in concert! This Friday night only, Cutler & Monday! Reserved Seating only!

Roof ( car roof)

Roger....! Please! Ya gotta be PC!! You can't use the " B " word anymore.....The General was African American before he was orange!

That's a sharp looking machine...but I STILL prefer the General!

Confederate Nation! ( THE best nation that ever will exist!)

Buggies! I didn't know they had a math only section!

Do what your friendly neighborhood drunk/car salesman would do...snuggle up inside with a blanket and binge watch TDOH!!! ( I'm not a real drunk I just play one on TV! )

Personally, I think they should have races with old shine cars and no restrictions....just as fast as you can make them!

Riding....( Knight Rider!)

I bet you would. You knew the scores, etc. so I fig. you knew so much, that you were in it! ( Lord knows you're a Hazzard " Mensan" )

Examination....sorry...forgot to add a word!

You seem to know a lot about the club...are you a member Hoss?

OK...I know I've said something " Negative" about Ben Jones but as I get to the end of his book....folks.... that guy is nothing but a Leftist! AND a Communist!! I know it's hard to see, when Cooter is such a great guy but Ben Jones AIN'T Cooter! Being conservative and southern or whatever, is now all the rage, but it's like the CONservative ( with emphasis on the Con), talk show hosts you have on the radio....it's a front! Being conservative is popular, so they go with it! The title of the book " A Redneck Boy In The Promised Land", ...Ha! He has no idea WHAT a REAL Redneck is and it's sad really, because he's from the south AND he grew up poor. I am from the south and grew up poor and so I know! I love Cooter but I can't stand Ben Jones! ( and that's putting it nicely!) I also know a DOH fan, who is a liberal Leftist who has met him and doesn't like him, so it's not like I'm " Throwing Shade" or anything! My point is this: I bought the book on knowing Cooter, NOT Ben Jones. DO NOT cross the characters that actors play with their REAL personalities!

Mensa ( a club for people who are in the top 2% of the world's intelligence!)

3 lock box ( a treasure chest....and a song by Sammy Hagar)

That's fantastic Hoss!! I love it! Ha! Ha!

I've started giving away free jumper cables at my imaginary car lot in Hazzard, with every purchase of a red car ( They all look red to me!).

lungs

Yes!! Thank you Hoss...sorry, didn't spell it right....busy trying to sell this guy a red car at my car lot....( They all look red to me!)

It's like Murphy's Law in a way...If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you won't need it!