Hobie Hartkins

Buggy

Hey...YOO B aw DAT!!

cry ( some of them bring tears to your eyes!)

Well, you can do what I do for my arthritis in my spine. I take BC's! ( They're an all time NASCAR favorite you know! ) I feel for you Rog! I hope you get to feeling better. I can sympathize with you on that one! ( unfortunately!)

EXCELLENT! Hoss! You be da man!!

no....I'm familiar with that one...... it was Luke saying, " I'm .....and this is Bugs Bunny! ( talking about Bo)

Tom? My name's not Tom, my name's Roscoooo P. Col...oh! ohhhh!!! ( falling as she pushes the ladder he's standing on over!)

backdraft

Pirelli ( I used to work for them)

There was one show where Luke told somebody he was....??? Can't remember....Elmer Fudd ??? and " This is Bugs Bunny" talking about Bo.

It could have been a play on the name...Generally ( General Lee) speaking!

Yes, we all need to BEE PEE CEE!!!

bones ( that rhymes too! )

That was wild. I don't think I've seen that before!

scones! ( you guys have those over there?)

any of you guys want to visit there, let me know and we'll plan.....a ROAD TRIP!! ( It's about 80 miles away from me)

I'm going to have to try that one day! Here's an odd fact for you......you can BUY JD in Lynchburg but NOT TO DRINK! Lynchburg is in Monroe County and it's a DRY county! They can export it but not serve or drink it!

Lynchburg Tennessee! ( does anybody here know how these 2 are connected? )

I remember when I was in 2nd grade in '72 ( I just turned 56, in case you're trying to figure it!) , and my teacher asked the class who liked Buttermilk. Everybody's like " EWWW"!! I was the only one to raise my hand. My grandmother used to keep me before I was old enough to go to school and she used to give me Buttermilk. Nothing beats Buttermilk and Cornbread! ( Me doing a Jeff Foxworthy impersonation: ) Do YOU like cornbread and Buttermilk? Then you just might be a REDNECK!!

drink ( Ha! Ha!...get it? sports drink...Hobie....drink....LOL! I KILL me!! )

Buttermilk Buzz!!

Formal

Penquin

That's right! We'll be racing this weekend and all the proud Hazzardites that want to, will be in it. We especially invite dipsticks, time wasters and ne'er do wells etc.! ( I don't think Cooter will be there but I KNOW Ben Jones will be!) Just remember, if you're planning on running in this thing, be there on time. Remember! THERE ARE NO RULES......but one.....finish first,....ANY WAY YOU CAN! ( sound familiar anybody??) Also remember, it's the Moonshine 400....nobody will probably be sober long enough to take it 500 laps! There's going to be a party after the race at the car lot ( right beside the track/stands) , which will probably be continued until late night, or early morning at the Boar's Nest!

Maybe going Jewish isn't always a good thing??