LoriDavenport

sounds like a purty nifty idea there Bo Duke 01, Ill give it a shot if you'd like.

hh yea just ask ANY guy in Hazzard and ASK LUKE!!! hehehe they'll tell ya!!

Back at the Boar's Nest Cooter saw Billy Ray and Luke fighting and pulled Luke off of Billy Ray. Billy Ray was up and ready for more as Lori stepped up and started to open her mouth but was interrupted by Luke spouting off at her,"SOOO I TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU AND TRY TO NOT HURT YOU AND YOU SICK HIM ON ME??" Loir stepped up, hands on hips,"HE JUST CAME INTO TOWN I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE HERE!!!! MY GOD ITS A SMALL WORLD HERE CASE YA AINT NOTICED??!! HURT ME? TRY NOT TOO???? OHHHHH YOU'VE DONE AND BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT... OHH WAIT YOU MEAN HURT ME WORSER THAN YOU DID BEFORE??!!! MY HEART CANT POSSIBLE BREAK THAT MUCH!!!" Luke shook his head and looked to Lori, what he was about to say would be the hardest thing hed ever say to her, he wanted her like no tomorrow and wanted to be with her... but,"WELL IF I'VE HURT YOU SOO MUCH THEN WHY DONT YA STAY AWAY FROM ME??!!" Lori shook her head,"GOOD!!!! I GOSH DANG WILL!!!!" Luke tore out to the door, as Billy Ray knelt down on one knee and proposed to Lori, Cooter was shocked and bewildered, Cooter dropped to the floor, when the words,"Will you marry me," left Billy Ray's mouth Luke stopped dead at the door, and Lori lied.... it killed her to answer,"Yes I will...." When she answered Luke's eyes was filled with tears but he never cried, he shook his head and left. Lori had tears in her eyes and never cried...two people in one town who want each other more more each day of that bet..had just lost everything they had, but ya know they say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Billy Ray got up and hugged her, Cooter whispered in her ear,"You don't want to do you?" Lori just looked at him.. ~~~~~~~~~~ Luke was on his way to a still site in a hurry thinking.........

uhhhh uhhh well uhhh *stomps foot* i aint about to open my mouth!! B.L you better not either!!

Lori wimpered and hung her head letting it plop on the table. Billy Ray got up and went to go get them beers. When Billy Ray returned he could feel Luke's eyes staring straight at Lori over his shoulder. Lori was tensed and nervouse, Billy Ray didn't know why. He smiled to her and took her hand, Lori would look at him, then at Luke, him, Luke, him, Luke. She didn't know what to do now. Billy Ray heard whispers and what not spreading around him,"Guess Luke'll win the bet after, all...Lori sure is lucky, got two men at one time!" Billy Ray looked to Lori and then to Luke and asked,"So uh, whos this other man, and what bet?" Lori looked to Luke and she explained the situation to Billy Ray who then proceeded to get up and go over to Luke, tapping his shoulder, Luke turned around and met Billy Ray's fist. Luke........

Well howdy there and welcome to Hazzardnet! my favorite character is Luke! lol

Luke sat down and sighed, he knew now that getting close to Lori or remotely seeing her was now destroyed thanks to his cousin. ~~~~~~~~~ Luther got her home and beat her again. No one was home, figures.. he knew theyd be to the garage if anywhere. And they were. Billy Ray and Lori gettin aquainted and B.L. and Cooter wincing, they could already see the hurt in Luke's eyes.. B.L. sighed,"The sheep dip'll hit the fan now cousin.." Cooter nodded,"Yer tellin me." Billy Ray smiled to Lori and said,"My ohhh my Loren..... the marines did you a whoole he-- alot of gooood." Lori blushed and said,"Yea well so I've been told." Billy Ray referred back to the night he asked her to marry him,"So.... you give that question a thought?? or say an answer?" Lori sighed and said,"Well I dont really know Billy Ray..." Billy Ray nodded and smiled to her,"Take yer time I can wait..." Lori sighed and hoped he could.

It seems to me that the boys just have aweful bad luck at times lol

Bo s crambled to his feet, giving Dixie her clothes to put on, him puttign his on too. Uncle Jesse sent them both to the woodshed and beat them til they were black and blue. He sent them in the house whilst he got on the phone to Luther, who was now raging! Luke looked to the two and shook his head,"Great going Bo!!! You are aware now no matter what the bet or anything!! I cant see Lori again, neithe rone of us will be able to see another Davenport girl as long as we live!!" Bo swallowed hard at the reality of not getting able to see Lori. B.L., or Dixie. Luther arrived jerking Dixie up from her seat, he had just recently got home and trusted her to keep an eye on her OLDER cousins!! Luther led her to her car and got Bo and Luke out to talk to them both.. "Boys, I don't know what it is with you and my girls, but whatever the case may be.... it'll cost ya, now I can't keep ya away from them at school or even the house, Cooter needs the help to keep them outta trouble... But I want you to stay at a distance from them!! im not asking you to stay completley away, just at a distance, you can look but denfinently NO TOUCHING!! Luke, I know me and you still has that bet going.... which you have to stay away from Lori no matter what..temptation and all...Boys Im warnin ya, next time there wont be no talk!" Luther made his point clear as he walked to his vehicle and followed Dixie home. Luke smacked Bo rigth in back of the head and said,"GREAT GOING YOU DUMMY!!! WE GOTTA STAY AT A "DISTANCE" FROM THEM NOW!!! I ORTA KILL YOU!!" Luke stormed in the house, Bo sighed and followed him in pleaing his case....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile as B.L saw Billy Ray and Lori pull up........

Well I aint old enough to drive but I have a 205 malibu thats beat and dented up *coughs and looks around* I wouldnt happen to know how they got there either *smiles innocently* Id much rather have anything dodge, ive always to tell you the truth wanted a 69, 68, or 70 dodge charger, or a 63 cherry red mustang.

is it Rose Ellen?????

In Undercover Dukes, MaryBeth and Bo when she tried to wreck him...he still had enough nerve to go back to her and like make up i reckon!!! i wanted to smack him!! And in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke I just wanted Bo to plainly murder Luke, he really ticked me off when he said that to Uncle Jesse.... that got me mad. and then what he said to Enos, course we all know he wasnt thinkin cleary from the chemicals but I still wanted to smack him!! Then whenver Bo and Luke went through the military manuevers that were taking places, (of all places it had to be Hazzard!) I wanted to reach throught the screen and knock the tar outta them two!!

Lori smiled and looked to Luke,"Anything thats worth having honey, is worth waiting for." Luke had to agree and since the bet, he thougth she WAS worth it, and she always had been. Luke smiled to her and winked,"Aint it the truth darlin, aint it the truth.." Truth was he didn't know if he could last another night let along the rest of the month to be with her! Lori could hear over the CB in the wrecker someone needed a tow at Kissin' cliff. Lori kissed Luke on the end of the nose and took the keys from Cooter,"Im going...Dixie'll come lookin fer me and I dont wanna go back ta that woodshed!" B.L. smirked and said,"Hurts like a son of a bi*** don't it?" Lori nodded,"You can say that again!" Lori climbed in and pulled out going to kissin cliff. ~~ Bo and Luke got the parts they needed and went back to the farm. ~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile Lori was at Kissin Cliff, stunned at who it was stepping out of the car. Billy Ray Johnson, her Billy Ray, from the Marines.. Lori swallowed as the tall, sandy-brown, muscular, green-eyed man stood to the side. When she stepped out. Billy Ray smiled and ran to her hugging her,"Lor!!! its you!!" Lori smiled and patted his back,"Yea..its just little me.." Billy Ray smiled as she hooked this car up to the wrecker, she got on the CB to B.L. to were he couldn't hear. "Whiskey Bent to Sweet talker you got yer ears on?" B.L. picked up the CB from her car,"This is sweet talker whats wrong?" "Well I've got a tall, sandy-brown, green eyed, muscular problem thats what." "Sounds more like a dream ta me cousin and not a problem...unless its...ohh.OH!! its Billy Ray aint it?" Lori sighed and shook her head, sometimes her cousin could be a little slow,"Yea cousin it is....God what am I gonna do?" B.L. laughed and said,"Well.... ya can wait fer Luke or ya can go with Billy Ray, is it really that hard?" Lori thought on it, Luke was her first love..but Billy Ray had wanted to marry her, But then there was Luke that shed desired for since this bet, well since fer ever really... Lori muttered,"Dang it yes!" B.L. said,"Well just do yer job and get back here with yer clothes intact!!" Lori rolled her eyes and hung the CB reciever up. They climbed in the wrecker and went to the garage.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the Duke farm Bo noticed the look Luke had on his face, it was a confusing, frustrating sorta look. Bo looked to his cousin and asked in concern,"Cousin go tsomething eatin at ya?" Luke looked to Bo and said......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dixie meanwhile.......

to a certain degree!! not all the time!! *smirks*

Grandma Davenport had her things packed and was ready to leave, Dixie being the only one outside bidding her farewell. Lori started rubbin her behind walking downstairs today, it started to burn and burn each more. B.L. snickered and ran past Lori down the stairs. Lori sighed and stepped towards the door, hearing her grandma,"Now Dixie, you tell Lori and B.L. if they don't stop the way they act i'll lock em up! ohh and be a dear and keep an eye on them" Dixie smirked and looked to the house,"With pleasure.." Lori looked to B.L. and said,"They ain't no way on God's green earth im staying here today.." B.L. nodded, hearing the comments too, seeing the car leave and Dixie come on the porch, B.L. and Lori made their way to the back porch leaving in a hurry. They ran around the front of the house and climbed in their vehicles, Dixie was old enoug to be left at home by herself. The two girls took outta their in an all fired hurry and sped on towards the garage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the garage Cooter was in under a car when the two girls pulled up. They parked thier cars around in an alley beside the garage, to hide from Dixie case she came looking for them, which she would. Lori looked to Cooter and said,"The old hags leavin today, thank God. Too bad I CAN'T CELEBRATE." B.L. smirked and sarcastically said,"I sure do hate that fer ye cousin." Lori smacked her in the back of the head, taking her jacket off to help Cooter. B.L. set in a chair and leaned back soon taking a nap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the farm Bo and Luke had their morning chores done and decided to take a run into town to see the new shipment of parts that Luther had in. When they pulled in at Cooter's, Luke sighed and said,"SHES EVERYWHERE!!!, I EVEN HEAR HER NOW!!!" Lori stopped singing and looked to Luke like her lost his mind saying as she crawled back in under the car,"That's cause im right here Luke..." Cooter rolled his eyes and smiled,"What ya needin'" Bo smiled and followed Cooter to the back to check the prices and the shipments out. Luke, however stayed were Lori was, knowing that all eyes were on him and her right now, he could feel them burning a hole through him. Lori whistled and rolled out from in under the car, she got up and cleaned herself off,"Luke, uhh...after this bet, is, ah, over with and all..and we, ah, you know you, uhh, is that it? everything else thats ever happened between us, just that, memories..gone..like they never exsisted... cause if all yer wanting from me aftr this bet is just THAT, sure ill give it to you..sometimes.... but Luke I can't stand to know that there IS something there, everyone sees it, Uncle Jesse, Luther, Cooter... but it's just you...and I'm not saying that in a bad way either its just...I know yer hurt over, ah, well you know Robin and stuff and you probably don't want to get invovled with another girl like that....and I swear Luke I won't pressure you to do something that you don't want to...he-- I ain't ready to settle down myself either, but its apparent that a girl at my age, SHOULD be thinking of marriage, cause if not and yer only thinking of fun, then yer considered bad, in grandma's eyes anyways." Luke............

yea poor thing!! Poor ole Bo cant forget him, it seemed like a couple of times that he had a cold on there too.

Lori came out of Dixie's room that morning and was heading in to the shower, unaware of the already occupied shower, Luke stepped out and had nothing on, Lori gasped and closed her eyes,"IM SOOO SORRY LUKE!!" Breathing hard, "Ah, Lori. Ummmmm, " about that time they are caught! Luther ran up as Luke grabbed a towel and wrapped it around him. "I knew it!!!" Lori began to cry,"Uncle Luther please!!! I SWEAR TO THE GOOD LORD ABOVE WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!! I BARGED IN ON HIM!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM LEAVE!!!" Luther looked to his mother, "Do you stil have that chasity belt handy? I think We're gonna need it before th months up! But, FOR NOW, LOREN I suggest youlet Lucas finish his shower. If I wasn't SO Sure you'd BOTH loose this bet I'd let her lock you UP right NOW! I'm ashamed to have a niece act like you have been!" Luther continued, "Lucas, I'm seriously considerign talking to JEsse about castration for YOU!" Luke swallowed hard and didn't say a WORD! Lori then once more shook her head and pushed passed Luther cussing him for all he was worth, she slammed her door so hard it busted the living room window. Luther then went to her room and screamed at her,"WOODSHED NOW!!!" Lori muttered cuss words and headed out the door Luther would say a bible verse and beat her. Lori walked back in seeing that it had only cracked the winder and not done too much damage, she felt the tingle on her butt but it didnt hurt that bad. Lori went to the bathroom and saw that it was unoccupied and took a cold cold shower. When she got out Bo and Luke were at Cooter's door looking to one another, Bo had made several attempts last night to get into B.L.'s room, and couldn't. Luke looked to Lori and whispered,"Sorry darlin I got ya whipped." Lori smiled and said,"It was wellll worth it honey." Lori winked to Luke and adjusted the towel around her, going to her room. Bo and Luke headed for the farm..

Lori looked to her grandma then to B.L. and said,"Uncle Luther B.L knocked me down the stairs and well i hit grandma!!" Luther turned to look to B.L and pointed to the woodshed, Lori was laughing and going on going back up the stairs. Dixie had invited Lori to her room, since it was right by Cooter's. Lori strutted by, Luke noticed so did Bo notice Dixie... he just couldn't pick, it was either B.L. or Dixie. Lori went in Dixie's room and started laughing!! Dixie sighed and said,"Wanna drive em nuts?" Lori smirked,"You know it." Dixie pulled out the one song that Cooter was sick and tired of hearing and she popped the cassette in her stereo and played it over and over. Lori giggled as she could hear everything the boys talked about.........

Lori giggled and laid her head on Luke's shoulder. Lori saw the look in Dixie's eyes, towards Bo..Lori popped an idea. "Hey hot stuff..... why dont you and Bo come stay all night with Cooter? he'd like some company sides us three all the time, our grandma is there but she may not member you though from the last visit she made...so you'd be safe enough and Luther knows you wouldn't purposely sneak in my room." Bo was motioning for Luke to say NO, but there was no talking to Luke. Luke nodded and said, "You know Bo the chores are caught up and it has bee a looonggggg time since we stayed with old Cooter!" Bo sighed. This couldn't be good! Lori giggled and ran her fingers across Luke's chest she went and talked to Dixie,"Hey cousin, guess whos staying with us? well Cooter?" Dixie got all excited, she had both men in under one roof! woo!! Lori climbed in and sped off racing B.L. and Dixie. When she got there, grandma Davenport and Cooter were in the living room. Lori looked to Cooter and said,"Well cousin ya aint alone tonight!! BO and Luke are comin to stay!" Cooter let out a yell and a sigh. Grandma Davenport reached for the chasity belt and shook ti in the air,"I aint nerey bit afraid to use it on ya'll either!" Lori squealed and ran to her room. She knew she couldn't sneak Luke in her bed none, let along her room... but she was just excied that they go tot stay. Lori called Luther and asked him, Luhter agreed,,it gave him the perfect chance to see exactly if Luke would win or lose the bet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the farm Luke and Bo were talking to Uncle Jesse bout it,"Uncle Jesse...I promise that nothing will happen between us...Luther and her grandma will be there." Luke pleaded, Uncle Jesse finally gave in, hoping they'd behave themselves. Luke for once bypassed the Boar's nest and sped on to the Davenport's farm. When they arrived Cooter saw them and went out to greet them,"Howdy ya'll great thing ya'lls staying with me I cant handle no more of that derned song Friends in Low Places from B.L. and Lori!" Luke and Bo laughed and walked in. Grandma Davenport was reclining in a chair on the porch she smiled to the boys, she'd have her fun with them later, they'd talk. Luke walked in and heard Lori's stereo first thing, playing some Hank Williams Jr. or Lynryd Skynryd. Lori was singing away in her room, unaware of their arrival. B.L. was knocking on Lori's wall telling her to turn the racket down.Dixie just walked out and saw the two....

When Bo and Luke put nitrus (i know it aint spelled right lol) in Cletus's cop car!! I could've reached and smacked Bo and Luke fer doing that!! you dont give a dipstick nitrus...but poor ole cletus ya cant help but feel sorry fer him sometimes.

little ford thingy huh BoJames? LOL!!! yea I heard bout him being accidnet prone and in one of the episodes he had a black eye, I believe it was in In this Corner, Luke Duke..it was!! I think he actually got hit?

Cooter sighed and went back to bed. Dixie snuck back to her room laughing. Lori and B.L. wentr to their rooms and covered up, they were quiet fer the rest of the night. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke looked to Bo and said,"Yea yer right couisn..I should stay away from her..I can't though, One its like im drawn to her like moth to a bright light and two, its a small county, ill eventually run into her everyday of this da--ed bet!!" Bo sighed and said,"Whatever yo say cousin.." They went to bed.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That next morning Lori and B.L. woke up and headed drug Dixie outta her bed. "ALRIGHT!!! YOU GOT US IN THIS MESS NOW YOU TAKE US TO THE DUKE FARM TO GET OUR CARS!!!" Dixie looked to the two and smirked, she'd take them, but Lori might not make it out the front door without grandma cornering her. Lori peeped her head out, seeing no sign of Cooter, Luther, or Grandma.they must be in town.. Lori stepped out of the door and flew down the hall way. They made it outside and Dixie got in, the other two getting in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the farm Luke and Bo were outside working, when they saw Lori, Dixie, and B.L pull up. Lori got out and was cussing Dixie for everything she was worth, B.L.'s head was hurting so she was cussin everyone else around her out.. Luke looked to Bo and shook his head....

It was very late whe Bo pulled back at the farm with a very drunk Luke, Lori and BL, Lori was laughing at nothing, Luke was letting his own hands wander in the back seat. He looked to Lori and smirked saying,"I aint the only one thats been dying I see.." Lori sighed and laid back in the seat, she giggled and laughed again. Bo shook his head and said,"Luke....drunk or not you made a bet, and ya can't go back on yer word!! not less you dont wanna see Lori again!!" B.L. was up in the front seat with her head out the winodw howling. Bo muttered to himself,"Ohh lord help me." Bo looked around and saw Dixie pull up in behind him, thank god Luke would be saved from the torture Lori was putting him in. When Bo helped the two staggering Davenports out, Lori laughed and smacked Luke on the rear-end for she left, Dixie was embarrassed to be seen with them no doubt but she'd have fun! Luke smiled to Lori as Bo was pushing him in the house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back at the farm Dixie drug B.L and Lori in. Grandma was in the bed, Lori come through the house going,"OHHHH WHAT A NIGHT!!!!" B.L joined in and sang the rest of the song with her as loud as they could. Cooter got up and went in and said,"Who let the dying cats in here?" Dixie sighed and said,"Help me get them to bed please?" Cooter nodded slinging Lori over his shoulder.Lori not knowing whether she was coming or going giggled and slurred,"Myyyy whattt ssssstrong armss you have there sssssiiirrr!!!" Cooter sighed and took her to her bedroom and shut her door on her. B.L going to hers and laughing all the way there. Grandma wasn't asleep she knew the girls went somewheres and she intended to know in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke meanwhile though.........

ehhhhh i feel bad now, I absolutley fergot bout poor ole uncle jesse's truck *shakes head in shame and smacks self* Boy i speaked without thankin!!! (yes speaked is the word i intentionally mean to use too! lol!)

LOL glad ya dont cousin!!! i dont have a halo i NEVER had a halo!! *smiles wide* Im the trouble maker of the bunch!!! and well I have a nickname that shall not be mentioned *coughs* dont say it Dix or B!!