LoriDavenport

Lori climbed in Midnight heading down that same back roads that Luke ran down, she swore if she saw him he'd be a dead ex-husband. Lori found Robin up ahead and sped up flying past her spitting dust everywhere. Robin got pissed and sped up, Luke sighed and held on,"Ohh lordy we're gonna die" Robin sped up right on Lori's tailend. Lori got mad and sped up changing gears spitting dust and gravel everyhwhere, knocking one of Robin's mirrors sideways causing Robin to lose it. Lori won, course, she knew she would. She pulled up at the Boar's Nest with Robin righ tin behind her. Lori climbed out and was heading in when Robin turned her around,"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE DOING THAT!! YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A CHEATER!!" Lori smirked and took her hand making her release her grip,"Dont worry Daddy'll fix it for you..." Luke glared at Lori, "No, actually I WILL fix it and make sure to bill YOUR account for the parts." Lori looked to Luke and rolled her eyes smirking,"YOU of all people Duke should know how to fix a twisted mirror." Lori took the mirror and twisted it back to its nrmal position,"AND that my friends is how yo u fix a mirror, well what so ya know didn't even have to twist my wrist...." Luke glared at her replying,"Go take a leap of a fu***** cliff!" Lori smirked,"Been there and done that last week.... dont wanna do it again either." Luke rolled his eyes and looked to Robin who was pissed. Lori looked at her and walked by flipping the tip of her hair setting her off, Lori ran for her life laughing her hind end off Robin chasing her, Lori sailed through the window of Midnight Rider and threw dirt and mud all over Robin!! Lori laughed so hard she liked to peed all over herself, leaving the Boars Nest. Dixie.....

When Luke and Dixie pulled up Lori was outside working on Midnight, she had left the Boar's Nest and Bo early, tuning him up. Lori had wondered what the powerful V8 engine in the back was for as she saw them pull up with the wrecked 69 charger, Lori shook her head and snorted. Dixie got out and yelled,"Guess what Luke got me for my birthday?" Lori got smart and smirked,"A LIFE?!" Dixie retorted,"Nope...a 1969 dodge charger!" Luther and Lori and Cooter all popped their heads out from in under a hood,"HE DID WHAT??!!!" Lori looked to Luke and said,"Boy you bes be runnin..... you got her somethng that'll cause her to get cocky and kill herself!!!!!" Luke looked to Lori,"What happened to the peace between us?" Lori saw the car and then looked to Luke,"THAT FLEW OUT THE WINDER BOUT 3 MINUTES AGO!!!" Cooter and Luther and Lori all three had a wrench on their hands going after Luke, Luke was hoping Bo would show up he didnt. Luke took off running down the road and down the back roads. Lori smirked and went back to working on Midnight. Dixie was bruning holes in all three of them. Robin pulled up seeing Luke......

Lori had went back to the house to grab a change of clothes, but she was back out on the road again. Bo was coming around the curve when he saw Lori fly further the faster pulling up beside him. She smiled and waved going back to the Boar's Nest pulling up beside him. She climbed out and smiled,"Well howdy there Mr. Duke into trouble I assume?" Bo shook his head and laughed,"Aint I always?" Lori shrugged and smiled,"True.." Bo looked to her and loved her new look with the blonde hair,"Wanna grab a beer?" Lori nodded and smiled walking in with him. When she got in there she saw B.L. and the man she was with. Lori raised her eyebrow and tugged to Bo's shirt,"Well well lookie there B's got her a beau.." Bo smiled and looked to Lori leading her to the bar ordering the drinks. B.L............... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile Luke and Dixie

Cooter was about to say something when Bo and Luke both pulled up. Cooter nodded and smiled to them all going back to work. It had been remotley quiet until, Hazzard's number one instigator came flying around the town square with Rosco on her tail end. She whipped it around a curve heading in an alley that circled around to the garage. Cooter went to work on the truck again until he felt a THUMP! from the back of it. Lori had swung from a lighting fixture from the ceiling into the back of the truck, after covering up Midnight and hiding out in the garage. "Howdy ya'll Rosco gone?" Bo smiled and looked up to her as Rosco whipped it into the garage. Lori cursed and jumped out running to the back hiding up top peeping over the banister. "Evenin cooter, weres that miscreint of a cousin of yours at?" Cooter sighed and got serious,"Look Rosco, I got more important things to do than watch out for my grown couisn!!" Rosco jumped some and pointed a finger at him,"Do you know who your talking to?? Im...." Lori was in Midnight and climbed out setting on the window seal."Yea yea yer sherrif Roscooo P. Coltrane!!" She put the emphasis on the O at the end of Rosco, smirked and flew out of there. Rosco tripped over his own two feet trying to get into his patrol car to go after her. Luke looked to Bo who had a dumbstruck grin on his face, watching. Luke remembered a time when hse made him feel that way, he still loved her but it just wasn't meant to be, and he sure hoped Bo didn't think about making a move on her, it'd never work. Cooter shook his head and commented,"That girls gonna get it one day or worse get killed.." Luke replied,"Cooter, can't kill the devil." It struck everyone of em as funny and they all laughed. ~~~~~ Lori swung it in at the Boar's Nest, seeing B.L. B.l. ............

Actually thats one thing the Dukes of Hazzard hasn't influenced me on...the Civil War has always been a favorite past time of mine and always will be, here were I live we hold an annual Civil War reenactment, and fortunatley I get to participate in it next year.

Luke told Jeb, "The LAST time I saw THAT MAN, THAT MAD, it was at ME!! Shhhheeeeewwwww!!!! Cousin, I'm telling ya you don't want to push his buttons." Lori peeked around Luke and looked to Jeb,"I'd move, change my name and change my looks, you push his buttons and he's like the man with the ax at your door saying,"Here's Johnny!!" Luke peered around him,"You chicken!!" Lori looked to Luke and laughed,"And yer stupid!! I aint no chicken that man just scares me sometimes!" Jeb sighed and walked in, Uncle Jesse got a leather strap and pointed to the woodshed. Jeb nodded and marched out there. Luke and Lori decided they'd get up and head to town. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ In town though it was a different story, Lori would walk up the side walk and all the men would holler and whistle at her. Luke got upset,"IM gonna dye YOUR hair PINK!!!! this is ridiculous...." Lori sighed and said,"Luke.... it'll be fine!! my lord its all harmless fun the men are doing!!" A man walked by and pinched Lori on the butt causing Luke to lose it,"HARMLESS FUN???!!!! I DONT THINK PINCHIN SOME ONE'S A** IN PUBLIC IS HARMLESS FUN!!!!!" Lori looked around and smacked Luke rigth in back of the head,"WOULD YA HUSH?!! GOD GONNA GET US IN TROUBLE!" Luke snorted and saw Luther and Dixie over at the garage. He wondered were Cooter and B.L. ran off to. ~~~~~~~~` B.L. was...........

Luther sped towards the Duke farm. Lori was outside setting on the porch with Luke, after they had burned the contract. Luther pulled up and got out raging,"LOREN CRYSTAL DAVENPORT DUKE!" Lori shot up hearing her ENTIRE name yelled out. She gulped and saw Luther come on the porch,"WHY ON GODS "PINK" EARTH DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR COUSIN?!!!" When Lori heard the color pink used instead of green she knew Dixie had told him,"SHE THREW A KNIFE AT ME!!" Uncle Jesse walked out and held his hand up,"Luther, I've took care of it already, both girls got their fair share of the punishment." Luke looked to Luther and was thinking thoughts of sympathy for his cousin. Jeb just so happened to step out of the house. "JUST THE DUKE I WANTED TO TALK TO!!!!! YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAININ TO DO ABOUT MY LITTLE GIRL!!!!!" Lori scooted as close as she could to Luke practically in his lap. Luke's eyes was wide as Jesse stepped aside,"I uh....sir, we never did anything I swear upon the good book we didn't" Luther looked to Jeb and had remembered what Dixie said,"Least Jeb won't need a shower," "Yer lying to me Boy!!!" Jeb was doing a bit of shaking in his own boots but replied, "Mr. Davenport I swear that her virginity is as much in tact now as it was before last night." Luke had his good hand clamped over Lori's mouth. Luther glared at him and spoke loudly and clearly,"IT BETTER BE OR SO HELP ME I KNOW ME ONE DUKE BOY THAT WONT HAVE A CHANCE TO PRODUCE ANYTHING!" Luke gulped at the sound and was scooting down the porch swing with Lori as Luther turned and left. Uncle Jesse looked to Jeb and shook his head. Luke........

Lori sighed and looked up to Luke who had his eyes closed, but wasn't asleep,"Luke....we gotta get that contract someway from Boss darlin.." Luke sighed and thought of ways to get back at Boss, in a civil way not a murderous way. Lori got up and said,"What about, we go in and talk to him then have someone distract him, I get the contract and we leave?" Luke was willing to meet her half way since she was doing the same. They would each allow the OTHER to be involved. "Ok, I'll get Bo cause a disturbance in town with the General Lee." Lori nodded and kissed Luke, he chuckled softly and what made the 6th time that day they went back at it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ When they came out Luke got dressed and Lori took a shower when they came out they smiled to everyone and said in unison,"We'll be back..Bo we need yer help.." Bo nodded and followed them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When they arrived in town, Luke and Bo and Lori all nodded, and Luke and Lori made their way into Boss's office ...Luke looked to Boss and excalaimed,"Boss.... this has gone tooo far!!!!" Boss shot up and looked to Luke and Lori,"Whh...what are you talking about?" Lori looked around his desk and saw the contract hidden in under a stack of papers. She looked to Boss and glared,"THOSE GAS PRICES AT COOTER'S IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!" Boss looked to her and sighed,"Well....oil's short over seas and the prices have to go up im soooorry." Luke pointed his finger at Boss when Bo was doing donuts around the square setting the horn off, Boss got up and went to the window yelling at Rosco to catch Bo!! Lori quickly searched through the papers and got the contract hiding it in her jacket. Boss then looked to them and gave them a --get lost-- look, they glared at him and stormed out. When they got to the outside Bo stopped and Lori helped Luke get in hopping in herself speeding off, Rosco was tuck behind a fire hydrant. They blew the horn to Cooter and B.L. and Dixie, letting them know that they got it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the house......

parrently i read it wrong again fellers..... i need glasses bad... but im still sticking with my answer although i know its wrong..

Jeb Stewart Duke? hes the only other one I know besides Coy and Vance

He leaned over kissing her gently, He helped her she helped him. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo came home late that night seeing Dixie and Jeb pull up as well.They all snuck in, Sally Jane drove Bo back home. When Bo went in the house, he headed straight to his and Luke's room, unaware that Luke was married--were he was tipsy-- Bo walked in and fell in the floor, he could hear stiffled groans and moans coming from the bed,"Luke?" Was all Bo managed to slur out. Luke stopped Lori and instantly shot up,"BO??!!" Bo looked up and saw the lights click on, Cooter, Dixie, Coy, Vance, B.L.,Jeb, and Uncle Jesse all stood in the door way, and there laid Lori ontop of Luke but naked, she scrambled in under the covers hiding. Bo's mouth hung open and he gasped,"OHHH SH**!!! SORRY LUKE!!!" Bo tried to get to his feet and managed to scramble out the door, in under everyone.... it seemed they were impressed with Luke and Lori so they stood there,"WOULD YA'LL GO TO BED AND GO ON?!!!" Luke broke the trance and they turned the lights off all apologizing, but as soon as the door shut they all laughed and giggled. That next morning......

Lori and Dixie stiffly walked in to the house and said,"Welcome home....ya'll.....glad to have ya...back." Luke felt sorry for them as did the others, B.L. was snickering and all at them. Lori took Luke's good arm and led him to their bedroom. Luke smiled to her and looked around smelling her perfume all over the bedroom, were she'd slept alone. He smiled and held Lori close, not touching her behind. She weakily smiled and kissed him Luke, gently going down on the bed first. Lori was whimpering and trying to make it as easy as possible on Luke.. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Dixie and Jeb.....

Lori woke up and looked in the mirror, seeing the blonde streaks she liked it.. it suited her. Dixie was gone, Lori dug around in one of her boxes and had surprisingly found some pink and Blonde hair dye, she use to be into styling hair when she was little but decided to put ti away. She ran to the bathroom, with Daisy's help and was completely blonde now. That was great, now she'd have to hide from Bo. Lori got the pink dye and went to the Davenport farm, she could hear from the house Dixie singing in the shower, good. Lori snuck upstairs and into the bathroom and exchanged the shampoo bottle with the pink hair dye. Lori left in a hurry and saild through Midnight Rider going back to the farm. Dixie stepped out and saw her hair...trying to re-wash it she couldn't get it out. she found the bottle and read it was permanent. She saw red and swore,"I WILL KILL YOU LOREN DAVENPORT I WILL RIP YOUR HAIR OUT PIECE BY PIECE!!" Lori flew to the farm, finsihing getting ready. ~~~~~~~~~` At the jail when she walked in Luke, Bo, and Jeb, and Uncle Jesse was all setting up front waiting for the judge they brung them up early. Everyone of the men saw Lori Luke looked at her with the strangest expression. He hadn't been married long but he knew if she wanted her hair that color he'd better like it, but he wondered WHY. And better yet WHY NOW??? Jeb looked to her and almost let it slip. He liked the new and imroved Lori. Uncle Jesse saw it and already knew the house was falling apart without him. Bo looked at Lori wide eyed, then back to Luke to see his reaction, then back to Cooter who happen to just shrug his shoulders and shake his head. In explanation, Bo LIKED it!! AS did Vance, Luke knew he'd have to keep her away from TWO cousins instead of one! BUT the one that got the most attention is when the one and only pink haired extrodinare Dixie Davenport walked through the doors, head hung low. Uncle Jesse saw Dixie and was shootin bullets at Lori who was snickering he KNEW the house really was falling apart. Luke's eyes got wide and his mouth dropped, he looked to Lori as did Bo and Jeb, shaking their heads. They looked to the front and Luke was staring a hole through Vance who just so happened to be right in behind Lori staring at her. The Judge...........

Lori glared at him pulling her hair back,"IM JUST PEACHY!!! YOU WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT NO GOOD DOUBLE CROSSIN COUSIN OF MINE AND ILL SHOW HER!!" Vance gulped and slowly went back outside. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later that night, when everyone was asleep, all except Lori, she eased up pulling out spray on hair dye, washable of course, and a pair of scissors, Lori made her way to Daisy's room were Dixie lay sleeping, Lori smirked and walked over quietly snipping a clump of hair out on the top of her head. She then laid a towel in under the pillow sos not to get the spray on it, it was pink..Dixie hated pink... Lori sprayed her head of hair a very hot pink! Lori tried to keep from laughing as she bit her tongue walking out and closing the door, going to her room. B.L. hadn't been asleep but she didn't notice Lori sneaking either. Cooter and the boys lay soundly sleeping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That next morning, it was like the shot heard round the world as Dixie woke up. Lori was out on the porch ready to run.......

Lori was thankful at times that B.L. was in the fight she'd hit Dixie giving Lori the chance to hit her as well. Cooter reached through and could feel his arms getting beaten up in the crossfires, he pulled B.L. up and "tossed" her to the side pulling Lori off top of Dixie. "I SWEAR YA'LL UNCLE JESSE AINT BEEN IN JAIL AN HOUR AND YA'LL ALREADY WANNA KILL EACH OTHER!!" Dixie got up slowly, breathing hard saying through grinded teeth,"She started it." "Ohh being childish are we Dix?" Dixie was about to open her mouth when.......

Rosco had enough of the giddiness and ran them out, Lori kissed Luke Dixie kissed Jeb, Jeb getting frustrated as was Luke. Lori and B.L. was climbing the steps as B.L. was cussing and nagging at Lori for the outfit she wore. Lori rolled her eyes and went outside to climb in Midnight Rider. They all pulled into the farm driveway, all filing out one by one. Dixie sighed and really wasn't ready to go in the same house as Lori knowing they would more than likely fight. Lori went in and said as everyone come piling in the doorway,"Ill make dinner since none of us has eaten yet." She began to cook with the help of Dixie and Daisy and B.L...... THe boys....

you know guys I just reread that question and finally it clicked, I was thinking about the episode My Son, Bo Hogg for some odd reason, my answers wrong!!

Lori followed Cooter outside and was crying same as the others,"Cooter I can't go see em..... its too hard, I just cant!!" Cooter replied gently, "You can and WILL. They are counting on us to be strong for them. We'll all go over stay a few minutes. Then me and the others will come over to the farm tonight. OK?" Lori sighed,"Im too tired to fight with ya Cooter...whatever you wanna see me break down then I'll go.." Cooter put his arm around her, "It's not going be any easier on any of us, but it's gonna be a sight worse if they are worried about US." Lori sighed, she couldn't win, she never could, she nodded and headed over to the garage with them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Meanwhile in Luke's cell, Uncle Jesse took a seat beside him........

BL threw a pillow at Dixie everybody knew once they woke her up she couldn't go back to sleep. So climbing out of bed she went outside and sat on the porch looking down the road. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori went in the house after the small gathering outside, Daisy followed her and asked,"Seriously, why did Luke hit the wall?" Lori took her in the hallway,"I was being stupid and I aggravated him too much and his temper got the best of him and he punched it, all because I pushed him too far by saying I hear Vance calling me, so now he thinks that Vance is gonna take his place and he wont stop sayin it either!! makes the second time I've had to tell that jacka** that Vance will NEVER take his place." Daisy only sighed and laughed,"I take it ya'll made up.." Lori smirked,"As far as we could if ya know what I mean.." Daisy nodded and went to the kitchen. Lori went to their bedroom and changed clothes heading outside to set on the porch were Uncle Jesse was setting. "Ya know Uncle Jesse, its gonna be tough around here without ya..." Jesse nodded and smiled,"It'll be ok, ya'll are tough cookies, got that Duke blood coursing through yer veins.. and Davenport." Lori laughed and looked to the wise old man and hugged him crying,"I love you....dad, you've been more of a daddy to me than anything." Uncle Jesse hugged Lori back and replied, "I know girl. Now hush those tears. I don't like them anymore than your husband." Lori smiled and wiped her tears away looking to Uncle Jesse walking in the house to help Daisy cook. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Monday morning rolled around and everyone was on their toes. Lori, Daisy, Coy, and Vance all dreaded today, it was court day.....

Lori started banging her head on the bars,"DA** it Luke!!! what do you want me to do!! I try to fix something and im told NO WAIT ILL HANDLE IT!! When I try to leave you fly off the handle and break yer hand how am I spose to win? "You were leaving to take matters in to your own hands or worse to... to VANCE." Lori let out a loud sigh,"MY GOD COULD YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF IT FER A CHANGE!!! YOU SOUND WORSER THAN I DO OVER DIXIE!!!! and come to think of it what is my last name???" Luke was watching his hand drip blood on the floor and finally said, "You are the one who brought VANCE into our conversation and RAN OFF to GO BE WITH HIM Do you REALLY want to talk about this RIGHT NOW?" Lori stood their her eyes enragingly orange,"HE** YES I DO! LUKE IF I GOD DANG IT WANTED TO BE WITH HIM WOULD I BE HERE WITH YOU????? WITH MY HUSBAND??????" Then why the 'Ohh you know what just for that remark I think I hear Vance ' REMARK?" Bo didn't know whos eyes were oranger at the moment. Lori stuck her tongue out,"Cause...I know it gets to you." "I asked you NOT to push my buttons!" Lori giggled and said,"And I did anyways..." "Yeah.." Doc could be heard coming down the steps. Lori leaned up against the wall as the Doc ran his hand over and confirmed it was broke, He bandaged it up and doctored it up and left. Luke refused to say anything as Doc worked he was in pain a Da-- lot of pain but he wasnt' gonna give Lori the satisfaction of showing it! Lori sighed as the Doc left looking to Luke,"You gonna stop actin childish long enough to listen to me?" Luke still had his jaw set and his teeth clenched in pain but said, "Sure unless you plan on mentioning my cousin again. I don't think the wall can take another hit like that." Lori sighed and said,"NOW who's bringing him up?? Luke!!I'm fightin a losin battle with you and everyone else!! If I say I DO NOT GET ALONG WITH VANCE IN THAT WAY ANYMORE I USUALLY FU***** MEAN IT!" Luke said, "Alright, but you did start it Ok. Now talk to me." Lori looked to him and opened her mouth to say something but let out a loud sigh of frustration instead,"Im gonna wait for Boss to get back, and I'll talk to him...see If I can't do something else for him instead of THAT!" It wasn't what Luke wanted to hear but it bought him sometime to hopefully get to see Boss himself or get home. He'd take what he could get right now though. Like Rosoc kept telling him he was in no posistion to demand anything from anybody. Luke let out a breath he'd been holding and said, "Thank you." Lori smiled and looked to him,"Ya know I WAS raised with ya'll I think I couldve handled sneakin in there though.. fer christs sakes look!! im married to you!! yer the brains of the operation!" "And I'm telling it won't WORK. Doesn't that tell you anything? Sides if I'm so fu---ing smart how come my arm is in a cast?" Lori had to laugh, she couldn't help it she had to,"Because yer buttons were pushed!!!!" Luke repeatidly shook his head up and down, "Yes, ....... they ,........ were!" "Like someone is pushing YOUR buttons to do something stupid!" Lori sighed and said,"Hey its my own fault!" He looked at his casted arm and said, "Just like this is my own fault." Lori reached through and held his chin up,"No, that was my fault for being stupid." He reached through the bars to put his good arm around Lori's waist the best he could and for the millionth time cursed them, "Da-- bars! ............. Honey I love you, but I think I was the stupid one." Bo said, "I think your BOTH STUPID!" Lori reached through with both of hers,"I love you too... I dont see how you was the stupid one...I was the one that caused you to fly off." Lori felt Luke's hand touch her sore behind she jumped and whimpered,"OUCH!!! FU**!!! DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!! IT HURTS!!" Lori snorted,"Ahh shut up Bo who asked you?!" Luke said, "Shut up Bo!" "What was it you were telling me about my temper?" "SORRY Honey I forgot!" He snickered. Lori smirked and smacked his behind,"ONE of the MANY things that gets you into trouble?? is that the temper yer talking bout??" "How come I know that AFTERWARDS?" Lori giggled and shook her head,"Cause by the time we tell you about it, its too late the damage has been done! Luke laughed and said truthfully, "I wouldn't listen if you told ME!" Lori looked to him and smacked him again,"I TRY!" "Somethimes." "Luke, yer really asking for it again..." "Asking for what?" "do you really wanna know that?" "I know what I'd like since you are across that da-- line." Lori looked to Rosco then to Luke biting her lip,"Well I want it just as bad but it'll have to wait hotstuff." Luke nodded and sighed. He didn't like it but she was right.he didn't want to risk them stopping her from visiting at all. Lori looked to the clock and kissed him through the bars heading home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On Lori's way home, at one time she heard four loud explosions go off and a clouds of smoke go up in the air. Sh epulled in at the farm as Uncle Jesse stood there watching his sites go up in smoke, literally. Uncle Jesse.........

As Jesse was leaving Lori was waking up at the farm house, all bright eyed and bushy tailed. She couldnt feel her behind, she slowly got up and got dressed, walking outside climbing in Midnight Rider. She missed class that day, she pulled up to the jail house, having passed Jesse on the road. She sighed and walked down seeing him and Bo, and Jeb gabbing about something. She knocked on the door Rosco getting up to let her in. Luke... Luke was up and at the bars, "Lori are you OK? You scared ten yers off my life last night." As she walked towards him he saw the painful way she was walking and continued, "Da--! YOU know not to lie to Jesse! Da--IT!"He added, "Especially about something important!" "Weeeell baby doll be prepared to be have another 10 years shaven off yer life, cause you'll never guess what I gotta do to get myself outta this mess..." Luke looked at her confused, "What? AND don't even tell me ANOTHER ......." He was getting loud and he knew better with Rosco there. He lowered his voice and said, "one?" Lori was suuure glad she was awa yfrom those bars some she spoke lowly to were Luke could hear her,"I have to sneak into Boss's office, get the contract I signed, Burn it, get the heck outta there AND if he catches me Im hopin all the authority thats runnin around now will be here.. sos I can blackmail him, cause once I burn that contract he has no evidence." Luke looked at her and said very calmly, "When Cooter came told me about ya'll little talk yesterday, they ALMOST send us to ATLANTA right then, cause I raised so much he---! Would you like a repeat version?" Lori looked to Luke and sighed,"No...but its the only way I'll get outta this deal I made with the devil... less you'd like me to run more 'stuff' and get caught and end up pregnant with your child in jail??" Luke swore and said, "I"ve got good mind to have Rosco lock you up right now and get it over with!" Lori glared at him,"IF THAT'LL HELP YOU SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT THEN DO IT!" "What has THAT got to do with sleeping better? DA-- IT this is serious Lori! It is for keeps!" Lori rolled her eyes,"HEY MORON! ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!! AND ONE YOU AINT GONNA STOP ME FROM DOING WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET OUTTA THIS TIGTH SPOT AND TWO STOP YELLING AT ME!!!" Luke smiled and said in a voice so low and so cold it chilled Lori, "I ain't begun to yell. I ain't yelled-- that's seems to be what you are doing. You want out of the spot you hang on a second!" He looked behind her and said, "Rosco DID you tell Boss I wanted to see him last night?" Lori's heart dropped 10 feet in her stomach,"Ohhhhh sh**!, Luke you don't know what yer doing shut up!! you'll get me into deeper sh** than what I already am!!" "Lori I ain't about to shut up! They might haul us all out of here to Atlanta but I ain't shutting up til I see HOGG!" Rosco replied, "Nope I didn't tell him." Luke yelled, "WELL CALL HIM NOW!,I WANT HIM HERE NOW!!!" Lori screamed,"LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!" Rosco giggled and replied, "He's out of town." Lori sighed a sigh of relief looking to Luke and smirking,"And here's my perfect chance to go and get it too." Bo and Jeb were on the other side yelling at Luke to shut his trap for he got them all sent to Atlanta! He glared at her, "Da-- IT Lori! For God's sake would you just wait! Trial is Monday! Hopefully I'll be home soon and handle it!" Lori looked to Luke and was trying to bite her tongue,"I dont think I WANT you to handle it..." Luke dropped his head and replied, "Ok." Lori looked to him and sighed,"Luke...I can't risk having you thrown rigth back in jail for murder, I just as soon take care of this myself.. im sorry." He couldn't help himself her reply had took him totally off guard, Luke actually laughed, "Murder huh?" "Is that what you think?" Lori gulped looking seriously to him,"Y...yes." Luke shook his head, "Murder is too good for what he's doing to you." Luke's response was scary. Lori's eyes were wide and she looked to him,"OKKKKK.....Rosco, I think i'll uhhh....leave now, you might wanna consider gettin doc in here to examine him cause hes lost it." "Lori don't push my buttons!" "honey I aint, Im being dead serious.." "I may have to have Rosco take you onto protective custody to protect you from YOURSELF!" Rosco looked from one to the other. Luke was sure glad Rosco never coud put informatin together. "Ohh you know what just for that remark I think I hear Vance calling me... bye sweetheart!" "DA-- IT, LORI" Luke yelled. From the top of the steps Lori then heard a *SMACK* followed by excited voices from Bo and Jeb. Lori ran back down the steps and sweetly replied,"What?" Luke's back was turned to her but even she could see the blood on the wall where he'd punched it. Lori's eyes turned to a cold shade of brown as she begged Rosco to let her in, she crossed the yellow line not caring looking to Luke through the bars,"Rosco...go get some peroxide and bandages and a wet rag." Rosco shook his head 'no', "That needs Doc. I think he just broke something." Lori shrieked,"WHATEVER JUST DO SOMETHING G** DA** IT!" Rosco was on the phone calling for Doc Luke set down on the bunk and never even looked up.

Lori looked to B.L. and said through gritted teeth,"You speak one word and I swear I'll knock you out!" B.L. wanted to say something but didn't. Lori walked stiffly into the house and went to bed, seeing how red her bottom was. She layid on her side and whimpered, it hurt like heck to her. She sighed and fell asleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~` That next morning as everyone at the farm and jailhouse woke up.....

Lori nodded to Little and smiled,"Will do sir." Little nodded and turned to his car. Lori pulled out and went to town, when she arrived she circled the square and saw Luke through the window. She sighed and headed home. When she pulled up she saw EVERYONE outside. Uncle Jesse, Coy, Vance, Daisy. She sighed and pulled in. Uncle Jesse.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the jail, Luke sighed and his color returned,"Shes safe...shes alrigth." Bo and Jeb smiled and sighed their breaths they were holding. Luke.......

Cooter and Lori were driving down the road when Cooter pulled off to the side of the road near a big field. Lori swallowed hard and looked to him, he was pissed and raging. Lori sighed and said,"There aint no cars wrecked out here?" Cooter got smart,"Ya reckon? LOREN CRYSTAL DAVENPORT DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY SENSE AT ALL???!!!" Lori quickly corrected him,"Actually its..Duke!" Cooter swore,"I dont give a da** if it was some foreign name yer still stupid!" Lori winced and replied,"Yes....Cooter I swear I'm being forced to do it!!! I promised Luke tonight was my last run!!" Cooter sighed and hit his hand on the steering wheel,"Lori da** it! tonight you could get caught and go to jail! there are unlimited possiblities here!" Lori sighed,"Coot....if I tell you WHO is making me you'll run and tell Luke and Uncle Jesse, Cooter Im being forced to run it and I don't want too..." Cooter saw the hurt and pain,"Ok then...calm down and tell me who...I promsie to you I won't say a word" Lori looked to Cooter and began,"Boss Hogg, he caught wind of daddy being sick and needed help, apparently boss needed money to put intot he bank's trust funds, yea right!, so he snookered me into helping him and well he threatened to basically kill me and make sure my SAFE trip outta of hazzard was alright..." "That NO GOOD #^()&)&$_#@&)(&)(&@_$#& Just you wait til I get MY hands on him and if you tell LUKE that he's LIABLE to come out of that cell after him TOO!" Lori looked to Cooter and screamed,"I KNEW YOU'D GO OFF!!! DONT YOU WORRY I GOT MYSELF IN THIS MESS I CAN DA** SURE GET MYSELF OUT!" HAVE YOU TOTALLY LOST YOUR MIND? LUKE is going PRISON! DA-- IT!! Do YOU really want to JOIN HIM?" Lori looked to Cooter and smirked, stepping out,"And if I do?" Cooter sceamed at her, "THEN Don't EXPECT ME to HELP YA!" Lori fell over laughing,"Coot dont get yer underwear in a bunch.. ill handle it, let ME do it" How the HE-- ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?" "gonna invovle a little running, climbing, and burning of course.." not if I black mail him, easily done with this many ATF's around...AND theres no Proof" "What are you talking about?" "You'll see cousin... " "YOU and LUKE deserve each other with ya'll DANG FOOL Plans!" "I know it Cooter thats why I love him!" "YOU ARE HOPELESS!You ain't going to LISTEN to a WORD I"m saying ARE YOU?" Lori grinned ear to ear and nodded,"I may be..but I know what im talking bout, NOPE i sure aint cousin!!" Cooter was enraged he climbed out of the truck, which Lori ran, she ran down the road as fast as she could, Cooter cussed and screamed putting a dent in the truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lori.........

Cooter arrived and saw the yellow line, he fell over laughing. Luke looked up and shook his head. Luke looked to Cooter and asked him about his trip, Cooter showed them the pictures and was proud. Cooter looked to Luke and Jeb and asked,"Who won the contest?" Luke sighed and laughed, Jeb groaned. Cooter looked to Luke and said,"Mind tellin me were this yeller line came from?" Bo got up and smiled,"WELL......Lori came and her and Luke groped each other and well they got caught." Cooter coudln't help it..he fell back literally laughing. Luke sighed and glared at Bo. Cooter looked to them and asked Bo,"AND what about yer lady friend??" It was Luke's turn he looked to Bo and snickered,"Well....She groped him!!" Bo rolled his eyes and sighed,"Thanks Luke.." Luke looked to Bo and nodded grinning widely,"Anytime cousin." Cooter sighed and asked,"I aint seen Lori in awhile, how is she?" Luke nodded,"Shes holding up...we're all still worried bout Uncle Jesse..." Cooter sighed,"Yea...B.L. told me that he's gonna make the deal... its gonna be he** on the four of them at that farm." Luke nodded,"I know it.. but they can handle it.... seems to me Lori has been making TRIPS... but she aint tellin me the whooole truth, said we talk about it later.." Cooter looked to Luke,"You mean to tell me after ya'll got caught...she turns around and does it herself is she stupid?" Luke sighed,"She's making one last run tonight... said she was gonna quit well, she was gonna TRY to... theres something as to why shes doing it and I can't figure it out." Cooter nodded. He looked to the clock and sighed,"Better head back, for B.L. causes trouble.." Luke nodded and chuckled, he'd hoped Lori wouldn't make the run but from the sounds of it she had to. Cooter left going back to the garage. Lori left her class about an hour later and sighed going to the garage......