RogerDuke

They's two reason I like to use the outhouse. Furst of all, it don't make no sense ta walk all the way in the house when I gotta do my business and git back to work right quick. Second, I do my best stinkin' in the outhouse (I meant "thinking" but the darn backspace button ain't working so I can't fix it) Fer some reason, I feel young again in there. I reckon it's 'cause that's all I had as a young-un. I come up with my best ideas when I've feeling young. In fact, I gotta go now...I feel another great idea coming on......

Jesse drives truck around the next corner and sees Bo walking. Bo recognizes sound of his uncle's truck but doesn't turn around to acknowledge it until Jesse pulls up to him. Jesse stops pick-up and gives the same order to Bo.

Daisy, Lukas KD and General Grant got them all right. Daisy extends her streak to 15. (DoubleX has 24) Which of these were on the show? Jensen's Hollow or Jensen's Organic Farm Wet Creek or Dry Creek Johnny Paycheck or Johnny Cash

Hi Daney, I got my Rosco pictures back. They turned out great. Us Hazzardnet folks should have gotten a group picture taken.....I wish I would have thought of it then. Maybe next time. The answer I was looking for is Amazon Archery Club. Here's another question. From "The Law and Jesse Duke"....Jesse became Hazzard Sheriff because who went on strike? A) Rosco and Enos just Rosco C) Rosco and Cletus D) just Cletus

Well Laura, Bo mentioned that Maudeen passed on a few years ago but he forgot to add that we got another mule and named it Maudeen too. There's really no way we can run the farm without a mule especially with Bo and Luke breaking the tractor so often by trying to jump it over ditches. Besides not having a mule on a farm is like not having an outhouse. It just don't seem natural. I know those boys weren't happy with having to rebuild that outhouse but at least they learned responsibility about keeping the real dynamite seperated from the fake stuff. Poor Luke, he's still upset about those car magazines....or is he?....you tell us Luke....

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Jesse *firmly* Luke, I don't want you to say a word. Get in the truck now. *Luke hesitates then looks like he's getting ready to speak* Oh no you don't Luke, this is important. I have someplace I need to take you and I need you to listen, not talk.

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Jesse *emerges from Boar's Nest and looks for the boys. His eye catches a flash of someone walking down the road at a distance through the trees. Hops in truck and drives up beside Luke and rolls window down*

Jesse *thoughtfully* I reckon this thing's done gone way too far *face then turns determined then gets up and walks out*

Jesse *second guessing himself as to whether or not he should have let things go that far* Well, Cooter, I ain't sure what I caught and what I didn't. I ain't sure what started all this. I ain't sure what's in that little box and I ain't sure what to do next *hesitates* Sometimes it's best to just let 'em work things out for themselves....I ain't sure if this is one of those times or not

The good thing about the snow is that it melts and fills our wells up. I used to complain about snow and rain but after seeing the droughts we've had up north here in recent summers and seeing what the poor folks are going through in Georgia (Atlanta could become a ghost town if things don't get better) I don't complain so much anymore. Now the cold, that's another story. BRRRRR!!!!

Right Alex. You have 22 correct answers in a row and DoubleX has 25. What's the name of Hazzard County's all girl archery club?

So Daisy, who was the first boy you ever kissed? Bo told me it was Ernie Ledbetter and Luke said it was Darcy Kincade. Was it either one of them boys? Before you ask, yes it was Lavinia.

After seeing Bo look at the present and then turn directly to him, Jesse gave Bo a look that told him that it was time to mend this problem. Jesse didn't have to say a word. Bo knew what was expected of him. He could read every wrinkle and white hair on his Uncle's face. But mostly, he could see through those old eyes into Jesse's soul. What he saw was a mountain of love with a small stream of tears flowing down it because 2 of the 3 people he loved the most were struggling.

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Thanks MaryAnne and Brian. You two are handier than grease on a computer. *looks on bottom, sides and back of contraption in front of him for grease fittings while scratching head with one hand and holding grease gun with the other*

Well ya know he's having fun up there in Hazzard Heaven. Shoot, it can't be a whole lot different than the Hazzardnet.

Hey Daisy, It doesn't matter if 69 Chargers handle well in snow or not....the General Lee can just jump over the biggest snow drift that Michigan's ever seen. YEEEHHAWW!! Keep warm Daisy. Snuggle up with Velvet Ears.

Welcome to Hazzard County J.D. This is the place to be for all things Dukes. Buckle up for safety because we go fast here on the Hazzardnet

Hey there Bo. Hey there Cooter. Mind if we join you boys for a little birthday celebration? It's on me.

(Twice now when I went to this thread it put me on page 2 for some reason. I think everything's okay now though....sorry about that) Now, you know that stuff's for medicinal purposes only

(What's going on? Posts are disappearing. Is anybody else having technical difficulties) (never mind, they're back again) Jesse walks over to Cooter and Bo slowly sitting down beside them

Jesse *exiting from truck as Luke walks up to him* Well Luke, ya think I don't know ya let me win that time? If I was in the General and you was in the pick-up. it'd be a different story *smiles playfully*

Speaking of rumors Brian, have you heard any more about a DVD coming out with the "Enos" spinoff episodes on it? That was floating around a couple months ago and I was wondering if there are any updates? I'd give anything for those Enos eps.