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UNCLE boss
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1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
Hobie takes a slight lead and then......wait! There's a car in the distance barreling down the track! It's really sporty, sleek and fast! Who.....? Wait! There's a big sticker on the top of the windshield.....it says.....WHAT???
MEADOW MUFFN! !!
Meadow is gunning for Hobie and she doesn't care who she runs over on her way to the finish line! This is a shock! I haven't seen her during the whole race!
But wait! Skipper hit a bump and several life jackets fell out of the Minnow. Most of them landed right on Meadowmufn's windshield. Her view is blocked and she went off the track. She hasn't crashed but has briefly come to a stop. She then used her wipers to clean the life jackets off the window but has dropped way back before getting back in the race. Looks like she doesn't have a chance now.
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20 hours ago, HossC said:
No, I posted one, which is why we somehow went N, O, P, O, Q, P, R. I really didn't think the alphabet was that hard to follow!
That's what happens when you are drinking shine, driving in a race and posting on HazzardNet. It's hard to constipate on three things at once. Hobie's constipation will improve after I win this race.
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She's beautiful but she's not at Nedra Volz's level of beautiful.
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Jesse gets on the CB to Skipper
"This ain't looking too good Skipper. If it wasn't me who was going to win this race I was hoping you were going to. But I don't see how we can catch either one of these guys.
And to make matters worse it's getting downright dangerous back here. It's starting to look like your boat hitch is starting to come loose. I'd hate to see it come undone....but it would make you faster. But the bad news is (Jesse starts singing) The Minnow would be lost...The Minnow would be lost.
And it's getting dangerous on my other side too. Emma keeps staring at me and taking her eyes off the race track. I'm really starting to be sorry I agreed to this. Remind me to tell Hobie next year I'm not doing it."
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SONNY SHROYER
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I'm out of reactions too. But this race is sure heating up. Anything can happen. Who knows, Hoss might even show up with his orange F-1 car with the Union Jack and 01 painted on it.
- Hobie Hartkins and Garrett Duke
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I've noticed with other tv series that they often do silly things as the series winds down. They simply run out of ideas in some cases and I suppose they just stop caring after awhile. I think someone posted that the alien idea came from James Best. Does that sound familiar? Maybe other people knew it was a bad idea but just wanted to let Jimmie have a little fun. If they knew it was the last season then they didn't have to worry about ratings. We saw a lot of silliness in season 7. Didn't Uncle Jesse jump a moving train in his F-150? Silly....but why not since the series was over anyways.
Edit: I wonder if Denver always wanted to jump his truck like that but they said no until season 7 because nobody cared at that point.
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Within seconds Miz Tisdale and Jesse have caught Skipper. The three of them are side by side by side battling for third place. Jesse looks in the mirror and sees no other racers except Boss's Gray Ghost 2 which is quite a ways back. Then Jesse looks ahead. Hobie has caught up to Garrett. He is now inches from Garrett's back bumper. Unless they crash each other out it looks like nobody else has a chance to win this race. But ya just never know. This is Hazzard after all.
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MARY kaye's baby
(with no General Lee)
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In the battle for fourth, Emma pulls up right beside Jesse on her dirt bike. His drivers side window is open and they look over at each other, dropping their speed just slightly. Forgetting for a moment that she is in a race, she blows him a kiss. He politely smiles but is not too excited. Then Emma rides a wheelie for about 100 feet, hoping to impress him.
He smiles again and then points forward to remind her they are in a race. She nods, looks forward and they both speed up and close in on the SS Minnow. It starts to look like the battle for third is going to be fierce.
Jesse looks at the leaders. From his view it looks like Hobie is catching up on Garrett.
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9 hours ago, Tom Duke said:
Basically the same thing, celebrating the date of our founding as a nation, July 1st 1867.
I remember when I was a kid and once in awhile finding a Canadian 1967 penny in my change. Did their other coins commemorate the 100th anniversary? I can't remember them.
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watching dukes is the KEY to happiness
- Hobie Hartkins and Webb
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Garrett's car sputters a bit but is back to firing on all 8 cylinders in a jiffy. He's still in first. In fact, nobody has passed anybody these past few seconds but Garrett's lead isn't as big as it once was.
And now Emma is fighting Jesse for fourth place. She is right behind him ready to make a pass on his truck. She has plenty of practice since she makes a pass on him every time he comes into the post office.
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Sorry to hear about your health Tom. I hope you are better. I think I have a herniated disc in my lower back so I'm in bad shape myself. Belated Happy Canada Day. Did you know there is a Dukes cartoon called The Canadian Caper?
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Anybody going to see the Brad Pitt F1 movie?
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6 hours ago, HossC said:
Weirdly, most of the lead actors had birthdays in spring and summer.
I've often thought that when keeping track of their birthdays here on the HN.
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I like his politics but also like Meadowmufn's rules to not talk about politics.
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wilderness
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HENRY and gail flatt
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46 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said:
Here comes Skipper. He's up a good half a lap on Hobie's vehicle.
But wait, Roger bumped into Skipper and they both spun out. They recovered quickly though. So now, Garrett has the lead, Hobie is in second, Skipper third, Roger fourth and Emma fifth.
- Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke
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No, the idea just got pushed to the back burner I guess. There's only so much time in life.