Everyone is battening down the hatches over here. All of the outdoor jobs where I work have been cancelled, and us office staff aren't due in until 10 if the red weather warning is over. All the schools are closed tomorrow, and most of the stores are shut until mid-morning. I know this is a regular occurrence in some states, but it's new to us in Ireland.
To lighten the mood, a couple of weather-related jokes (although they both involve death!):
Swedish astronomer, mathematician and physicist Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 42.
His rival, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit claimed he was actually 107.
The inventor of the wind chill factor died recently.
He was 82, but felt like he was 64.