(Season 1 Double Sting)
Wendell:"You're supposed to be in jail 'til tomorrow! Can't anybody anything right!?"
Tom Colt:"Boss, I ran into some trouble back there!"
Wendell:"What happened?"
Daisy Duke:"You poor man! That's a terrible case of Poison Ivy!"
Tom Colt:"You see? An' it didn't work in jail either. Some hillbillies spotted me."
Wendell:"Where's your car?"
Tom Colt:"I had to make a getaway in this thing! Hey, isn't that the girl from the bar?"
Irving:"She belongs to me! Look, dummy! Are we supposed to sneak out of here in an orange stock car with a big number one on the side, an' a Confederate flag on the roof!?"
Tom Colt:"Look, little man! It'll be a whole lot easier than tryin' to hide her!"
Wendell:"Imbiciles! It was a very simple plan. These 2 idiots couldn't follow instructions on a cereal box!"
Daisy Duke:"Y'all don't git along very well, do you?"
Wendell:"No young lady, we don't!"
Tom Colt:"I wanna see the money!"
Daisy Duke:"I think you should see about gettin' some Calamine Lotion on that Poison Ivy."
Wendell:"Git her inside! Because of your stupidity, we're gonna have to dump that RV truck, an' escape in that clown car!"