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Skipper, I don't know where you got the first lines from, because the scene goes like this: Jesse: "You boys knew when you got your probation that you were supposed to report to your Hazzard County Probation Officer every once in a while. Now, now isn't that true?" Bo: "Yes sir, we did." Jesse: "Well, then why didn't you?" Bo: "Because they never told us who the dang guy was." Jesse: "Watch your language." Bo: "Yes, sir." Daisy: "Well, I guess you know who it is now." Luke: "Yeah, when it comes to nailing us, Boss is getting to be a master at splitting hair." Maybe you've mixed in lines from this scene in 'Days of Shine and Roses' when they're deciding the rules of the race: Cooter: "All right, y'all. There's one more thing, that's the cargo. It'll be the usual 10 gallons of shine..." Jesse: "Now just a minute. The Dukes don't run no real shine. We made a deal with the US of A Federal Government and we don't renege. Besides, I don't want to jeopardize these boys' probation. So we carry water. Ten jugs of water. Is that agreed?" I've said several times on the Smokey and the Bandit thread, either make your quotes accurate or make it clear that you're paraphrasing. There's enough incorrect information on the internet without any need for HazzardNet to add to it!

(Season 2 People's Choice) Uncle Jesse:"Now when I made the deal with the U. S. A. Federal Government that you two got probation you two were to report to your Hazzard County probation officer once a month. Now isn't that right!?" Bo Duke:"Yes sir we did." Uncle Jesse:"Well, then why didn't you?" Bo Duke:" Well, because they never told us who the dang guy was! Uncle Jesse:"Watch yer language." Bo Duke:"Yes sir!" Daisy Duke:"I guess you know who it is now." Luke Duke:"Yeah. When it comes to nailin' us, Boss is beginning to be a master at splittin' hair."

(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Luke Duke:(Into The Jethro Bros listening bug.)"Boss. This here's Luke Duke. You got yer ears on? Now, me and Bo got a personal message for ya. Just for your ears only, so listen up you here?" Boss Hogg:(Into listening bug controller.)"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'!" (Dixie horn blasts in his ears.)

(Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Rosco:"No! Oh Enos I'm glad to see you." Enos:"They were out of Catfish Sheriff." Rosco:"Never mind the Catfish Enos. I thought you were one of them." Enos:"Them?" Rosco:"Yeah! Bo and Luke Duke." Enos:"Now Sheriff, you know it ain't polite to make fun of Bo and Luke after they passed." Rosco:"I ain't. I ain't. I want you to see somethin' you ain't never seen. Now, don't be frightened. Just move out there. What do you call that right in there?" Enos:"That's a ghost Sheriff." Rosco:"No it ain't. There ain't no such thing as ghosts." Enos:"Well it'll do til one comes along."

(Season 5 Ding Dong, the Boss Is Dead) Vance Duke:(Wiping lipstick off face.)"That Lorna sure is some kinda lady." Coy Duke:"Except fer one thing. She don't see to good. Why else would she take a shine to you, when I'm around?"

It's that time of year again! What special Dukes item do YOU want for Christmas? (My personal fave is the RC General Lee... I hope someone got it for me ) -Mufn

Send some my way!! Hey, you outta post one r' two of your better cookie recipies. I'd post my recipie for Hallelujah cookies, but you gotta be 21 and over just to buy the main ingredient. Brian

I got a Basset hound for Christmas last year, his name is Fred;from Smokey and the Bandit.

Guess you'll find out on Christmas, eh? Lessee, what Dukes stuff do I want for Christmas....well, I've been bad this year, so I took matters into my own hands and bought the RC General Lee back in October. Muahahaha. But, I'd also like to get the Season 5 DVD. I'd also like to get the Unrated movie DVD. ( For editorial and review purposes, of course. ) If I was gonna pull out all the stops, I'd also get a bassett hound, but my landlord would take issue with that. Brian

I am asking for a crome diecast model of General Lee, the 5th season dvd and the new Dukes movie. I would like the RC General Lee car but have not found it.

That's what I would like as well.... But I can't seem to find them here in Canada. I'd also like the fifth season on dvd! But the perfect christmas gift would be a 1969 Dodge Charger RT!!! That I could turn into a General Lee!!!

I really want the Fith season and the new movie, but I don't think I can wait until Christmas, I think i'm gonna get them when they come out.