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The Duke boys are always ZOOMING around Hazzard.

Is that a full-size replica of Cooter's garage, Emily?

Season 6 Dead and Alive Bo and Luke are chasing the crooks who robbed the Chickasaw County Armored truck. Sheriff Little is chasing the Dukes. The Dukes stop because the road splits up, and they can't go both ways. Bo:"What are we gonna now? This face behind us ain't exactly friendly." Luke:"Bo, yer bein' cynical now. He's the law, he's gotta do his duty. We'll split up, an' go catch those guys." Bo:"Ok. But you explain it to him." Luke:"Alright. I'll do that." Sheriff Little:"Alright you Dukes, climb on outta that there car, an' reach fer the sky!" Luke:"Sheriff Little, listen-"(Sheriff Little won't have of what Luke is trying to say.) Bo:"He's a Lawman an' he's gotta do his duty huh!?" Waylon Jennings:"Sheriff Little wasn't listenin'. As far as he was concerned, the Dukes were convicted of grand theft, horse stealin' an' the sinking of the Titanic!" 😆 😂

Season 1 High Octane Enos:"Let's Go ma'am." 😂 Roxanne:"I am entitled to a telephone call!" 😂 Enos:"I know that ma'am. Just as soon as I get these boys locked up, you can make it." 😂 Roxanne (Flirting with Enos rubbing his chin.):"Look Enos, I know, I know yer just doing yer duty. But, yer making a terrible mistake." 😂 Enos:"Yes ma'am." 😂 Luke pushes the glass Moonshine jug of water off the counter. It shatters on the floor, the water trails into the cell with Enos and Roxanne. 😂 Waylon Jennings:"Y'all stick around for the barbecue, you hear." 😂 Bo (Strikes a match.):"Alright Enos, now, don't either of you 2 move, or I'm gonna drop this in there, an' we're just gonna have a big Roman Candle!" 😂 Roxanne:"You wouldn't!" 😂 Bo:"Sure I would! We ain't goin' to prison for nobody! Alright, gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂 Enos:"Why Bo, I wouldn't use this on y'all." 😂 Bo:"Gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂 Luke:"We know you wouldn't use it Enos. But she might." 😂 Luke locks them in the cell together. Bo:"Are you puttin' her in there with him?" 😂 Luke:"Hey. I promised I'd fix him up with her, didn't I?" Roxanne:"You promised me if I arrested you fair and square, that you wouldn't resist!" Luke:"Yeah. But you didn't arrest us fair and square! You still got them matches Bo?" 😂 Bo:"Right in my hand." 😂 Roxanne:"You'll blow us all up!" 😂 Bo:"Well, you don't give me any choice. You questioned our honor." (Strikes another match.) Roxanne:"Oh no!" 😂 Enos:"Don't do it Bo! No! Please, ah! Ah!" 😂 The match burns out in the water at Bo and Luke's feet. Enos and Roxanne are in the back of the cell glued to the wall. 😂 Luke:"Y'all can come down off that wall now. It's only water." 😂 Enos/Roxanne:"Water?" 😂 Bo:"That's right. You arrested us fer transportin' water." 😂 Roxanne:"Now how was I supposed to know it was water?" 😂 Luke:"Well, a revenue agent oughta be able to tell moonshine from water." 😂 Bo:"She sure didn't seem to have much trouble tellin' the difference last night at the Boars Nest." 😂 Luke:"Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow yer squad car." 😂 Enos:"Uh huh. Now boys, we was raised together. But now yer goin' too far! That's county property Luke!" 😂 Roxanne:"I'll get you Dukes no matter what!" 😂 Bo:"Bye now." 😂 Enos:"I can't understand them boys. I mean, that's real dishonest, passin' water off as moonshine." 😂 Roxanne (Catching on.):"Don't you see Enos!? They weren't passing water off as moonshine! They were running a blind fer Jesse!" 😂

Season 1 High Octane. Enos:"Hey Luke?" Luke:"Hmm?" Enos:"I sure would like to meet that lady." 😂 Luke:"Well, not tonight, Enos." 😂 Enos:"Ok. But if you fix me up, I got somethin' you want." 😂 Luke:"Ok. Tell you what Enos. An even up trade. You tell me what you know, an' I'll introduce you to Roxanne." Enos:"Ok then. You see, Boss Hogg, he knows you Dukes are gonna make a liquor run to that there contest." Luke:"Yeah?" Enos:"He's got Sheriff Rosco settin' up roadblocks to catch y'all. You see, Boss Hogg, he don't want y'all winnin' that contest." Luke:"Thanks a lot Enos. I appreciate it. I owe you one." Enos:"You sure do now Luke. Now, don't you forget now, I aim to collect now." 😂 Luke:"Consider her yours Enos." 😂 Enos:"Wow." 😂

How much longer before Daisy waves the green flag Hobie? Miz Tisdale ain't gittin' any younger you know.

Welcome to the HazzardNet Webb. We're happy to have you and hope to hear more from you. Was the hat you got from Cooter all greasy? He's the best mechanic in the county but not the cleanest guy around. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

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There are more of us fans, than you think! Not just us good ol' Southern boys/girls either! We got lots of Yankees and people from other countries in here too! The Dukes bring us all together! It's great to have you! We hope you'll make yourself at home, feel the Southern hospitality and stay a while!

Hot Dogs ( My Braves just beat the Mets! Most were walks!!)

Season 6 Undercover Dukes Bo:"Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?" Luke:"Cuz they ain't allowed to eat on duty." Bo:"What?" Luke:"Want a hot butter camera?" 😆 😂

Hello, late reply and actually my first reply. I’m relatively new to this site but I’ve been a Dukes Fan for as long as I can remember! I am from Eastern Ontario, doesn’t look like there are many of us around here. I just made my first Trip in April to Cooters in Luray, Virginia. Sadly I haven’t meet any of the Cast Members the timing just didn’t work out, but I did get a hat signed by Ben Jones!

I hope Emma had a great birthday yesterday. If she got a kiss from Jesse I'm sure she did. We love you Emma. Even though you do make us take a number if nobody else is in the post office.

baseball (Garrett's Cubs are in first and my Pirates are in last)

OK Hazzardites! I'm watching my Braves beat the Shine out of the Yankee Mets! ( How you like that, " Beat the Shine" out of.....!!) LOL! The top of the 8th is almost over and those poor Mets haven't even scored! Ha! Ha! Meanwhile I'm in Hazzard ( right here) and having a few....!! Where are you Roger? Haven't seen you in a Coon's age!

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OK guys....Cooter's under the hood....tweaking a few things.....!! In a minute I'll be back on the track....I've only had 2....or.....3? .....hard to say.....but I'm feelin' no pain and I'm lookin' for " TROUBLE ON THE TRACK!!" I'm in my Nagasaki Maserati ( my 2006 Toyota Corolla).....DON'T LAUGH!!! it can go 0-60 in 2.3........minutes! I think it's a little faster than my Japanese Mercedes........my 2008 Nissan Sentra! ( The newest car I've ever owned!)

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Y isn't doh still on tv? It's better than anything on today!

XXX moonshine

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