March 9, 20215 yr On 3/8/2021 at 9:05 AM, Skipper Duke said: Haha Boss JD Hogg yeah Limo One is Missing. To tailor after sitting on it, picks up and shows him "Ahhh!!! You idiot! Is that anyplace to put your pincushion!? Yer pincushion!" Tailor:"No sir, it ain't. No." Rosco:"You dipstick! I hate you." Tailor:"Sorry." One time Rosco said " I hate you" to Cletus and Cletus said, "That's not nice!" ....remember that one?
March 9, 20215 yr Author 41 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: One time Rosco said " I hate you" to Cletus and Cletus said, "That's not nice!" ....remember that one? Cousin Hobie Hartkins yep.
March 9, 20215 yr Author 47 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Excellent post Skipper! Thanks Cousin Hobie!
March 10, 20215 yr Author Nelson:"What's that!?" Slocum:"It's that post office lady!" Nelson:"She's looney!"
March 10, 20215 yr Waylon quote from "Daisy's Song"....."Ya know, there's a distinct advantage in never growing up.....and since Bo and Luke ain't about to, sometimes it gives them an edge in playing games."
March 10, 20215 yr Author 10 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: Waylon quote from "Daisy's Song"....."Ya know, there's a distinct advantage in never growing up.....and since Bo and Luke ain't about to, sometimes it gives them an edge in playing games." Cousin Roger I love it!
March 10, 20215 yr Author Waylon Jennings:"Well, there he is again. Besides bein' mean as a snake, I wonder how come he knew the Duke Boys, and they didn't know him."
March 10, 20215 yr Author Hughie Hogg:"Just like I told you Uncle Boss, Cooter went for it like a bear after a honey pot!"
March 10, 20215 yr Author Bo Duke:"There ain't nothin' wrong with him that a nice warm towel won't fix." Luke Duke:"I wish I could say the same fer Cooter. First, that old guy frames him into jail, then, when we tried to get him out, Rosco tried to do the same thing to us." Bo Duke:"Hey. You don't suppose they're both in cahoots with Boss do ya?" Luke Duke:"Maybe so. We gotta prove it right quick though, else Cooter's gonna lose that garage fer keeps. Let's go."
March 10, 20215 yr Author Hughie Hogg(Driving green & white motor home runs Bo & Luke & the General Lee off the road into the drink) Bo Duke:"Dang it! He did that on purpose! I don't believe it!" Luke Duke:"You'll believe it when Cooter gives us a bill fer towin' us outta here, that's fer sure." Bo Duke:"Give him a call." Luke Duke:"If he don't get here quick, I'll learn how to swim!" Bo Duke:"Teh!"
March 10, 20215 yr Author Daisy Duke:"With all these singers gettin' rich imitatin' people who are dead, I decided to pull a switch, and sound like people who are alive. You think it'll catch on?" Lester Starr:"Sure, sure."
March 10, 20215 yr Author Waylon Jennings:"Welcome folks to the annual ridge runners reunion. Fer 32 years now, these old time moonshiners and their loved ones have been gettin' together to eat, drink, tell lies, drink, and make merry, as they whisperly recall those days of shine and roses."
March 12, 20215 yr Author Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"
March 12, 20215 yr Author Bo Duke:"Now, the Dukes and the Hoggs been on opposite sides of the fence fer years! We always have been, and we always will be!" Luke Duke:"And the day we step over that fence, it's gonna be a cold day in-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"You watch yer language! Now, you listen to me, both of you! You boys are reacting to prejudice! The Good Lord put us on this Earth to overcome things like hating people fer something they did to us in the past! Doesn't that make sense to you?"
March 13, 20215 yr I'm just watching 'To Catch a Duke'. When Boss fires Rosco: Rosco: "Listen, I want to take this to a higher court." Boss: "Then get yourself a ladder."
March 15, 20215 yr Author Boss Hogg:"Rosco, if you ever have to live your life over again, don't!" Rosco:"If I do, I hope I'm a duck!"
March 15, 20215 yr Author Boss Hogg:"Alright! What'd you crooks do with them furs!?" Luke Duke:"We upholstered the General with 'em." Bo Duke:"Teh. They put 'em in that blue car. They're gettin' away." Rosco:"Boss, maybe that was that blue car goin' South that nearly run over our posteriors goin' North." Boss Hogg:"Yeah. But you believe that-" Luke Duke:"Yeah. If you give us a chance, we'll help you catch 'em." Boss Hogg:"Sure you will!"(to Rosco)"And you believe in the words of a Duke!? Go on lock 'em up!"
March 15, 20215 yr Author Bo Duke:"Maybe it's because you do scare me, and believe me, not many women do."
March 15, 20215 yr Author Boss Hogg:"Well, ain't you gonna say it?" Woody/Fake Rosco:"Say what?" Boss Hogg:"What you always say!" Fake Rosco/Woody:"Which is?" Boss Hogg:"Say "Hello" from Rosco!" Woody/Fake Rosco:"Oh yeah! Say "Hello" from Rosco!" Boss Hogg:"I will not!"
March 16, 20215 yr Author Boss Hogg:"Everything I buy is bought and paid for fair and square." Luke Duke:"You wouldn't know fair and square with a scale and a ruler!"
March 16, 20215 yr Author Boss Hogg:"Oh my! Who's this lovely lady?" Rosco:"She's yer wife Boss!" Boss Hogg:"Oh my wife! Wait a minute, that's you in the picture too, though ain't it? Rosco:"Yeah. You should've shot my other side. That's my best profile." Boss Hogg:"You got your arm right around my wife!" Rosco:"Right around her. I love her dearly." Boss Hogg:"What's goin' on between the 2 of you!?" Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, she's yer wife, but she's my sister!" Boss Hogg:"Oh yer sister huh? I see now. Wait a minute!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"If she's yer sister, that makes you my brother-in-law." Rosco:"Yeah you little devil. Kew kew kew!" Boss Hogg:"I had no idea how low I'd really sunk!" Edited March 16, 20215 yr by Skipper Duke Spelled "no" wrong
March 16, 20215 yr Author Waylon Jennings:"Now, y'all better pay attention. This here General Lee comin' atcha ain't." Moody:"We'll use this here fake General Lee fer a couple more bank heists, then dump it." Waylon:"While this here General Lee is, and it's lookin' fer the one that ain't. Except it's on the wrong road. But Daisy and Jesse ain't."
March 16, 20215 yr Skipper, any chance that you could include the episode your quotes are from? I know that the mention of Moody in the one above gives it away as 'Double Dukes', but a little context or scene-setting will give them a lot more meaning.
March 16, 20215 yr Author Rosco:(To Fake Rosco/Woody)"Listen here! You can't be me, I'm me! And I've got an advantage, cuz I've known me a lot longer than you have! So there!"
March 16, 20215 yr Author 7 hours ago, HossC said: Skipper, any chance that you could include the episode your quotes are from? I know that the mention of Moody in the one above gives it away as 'Double Dukes', but a little context or scene-setting will give them a lot more meaning. Sure Cousin Hobie. I can do that.
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