quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bye, Bye, Boss)

Waylon Jennings:"Now, some people think that just because you always see the Duke Boys tearin' around Hazzard in the General, that they never do any work. Well, they do. They just don't punch nobody's clock but their own."

[RogerDuke]

17 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 3 Bye, Bye, Boss)

Waylon Jennings:"Now, some people think that just because you always see the Duke Boys tearin' around Hazzard in the General, that they never do any work. Well, they do. They just don't punch nobody's clock but their own."

Out of reactions but always liked this quote!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 State of the County)

Bo:"Will you take it easy!? Uncle Jesse didn't say anything about deliverin' that tax return air mail you know."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Dukes in Danger)

Luke:"We ain't never gonna catch 'em unless we go across country." Bo:"I guess we got no choice then."(General Lee jumps)

Bo:"Yeehaa!"(Lands)

Bo:"Instead of the Marines, looks like the General's gonna have to join the Air Force huh?" Luke:"Alright!"(Spots the convicts in Rosco's stolen car.)

Luke:"Well, lookie who we caught up with!" Hammer:"It's them plowboys! How'd they fix their tire that fast?" Leeman:"I don't know. But we better start puttin' some holes in 'em!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Bye, Bye, Boss)

Homer Griggs:"Hello Sheriff. This is Homer Griggs over at the General Store. The Duke Boys just robbed me. Plucked me cleaner than a naked chicken." Rosco:"Homer are you sure it was the Duke Boys?" Homer:"I just saw the General Lee drive off didn't I?"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Vance's Lady)

Vance:"What's he blowin' about?" Coy:"Looks like he's had one to many fer the road!" Vance:"What's he tryin' to do? He's gonna drive us off the road." Waylon Jennings:"Now from the look on Jenny's pretty face, I figure she knows who the driver is, and the fact that she ain't sayin' nothin' ain't good."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 7 Dukes in Hollywood)

Waylon Jennings:"Friends, in Hazzard or Hollywood, if there's trouble, it'll find the Dukes."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich)

Uncle Jesse:"I thought you were gonna sew that up?" Daisy:"I did a little Uncle Jesse."

[HossC]

The exchange above was about the slit in the dress that Daisy wore to the Boar's Nest. Without context, the quote is pretty meaningless.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Bo and Luke are walking home in their boots after the General Lee car and their clothes were stolen while they were skinny dipping. They show up at the farm house of Becky Mae. They ask Becky Mae for some of her Pa's clothes to borrow. The mother shows up, runs the Dukes off. Becky Mae:"Hey Bo. Hey Luke. You guys been skinny dippin'?" Luke:"Not exactly. Uh, we're in kind of a hurry. Could we borrow some clothes maybe?" Becky Mae:"You wanna borrow some of my clothes?" Bo:"No Becky Mae, we wanna borrow some of yer Pa's clothes." Becky Mae:"Pa ain't built like neither one of you!" Becky Mae's Ma shows up. Becky Mae's Ma:"Git in the house Becky Mae!" Becky Mae:"But Ma, I was just talkin'-" Becky Mae's Ma:"Git in the house!"(Turns to the Dukes.)"Now I don't know what mischief you Dukes are up to. But I don't want y'all comin' around here makin' trouble. Every time y'all come up here, my cow dries up, an' my hens stop layin'. Now git!" Luke:"Yes mam. Right... Right away." Bo:"Well, why are we runnin' around lookin' fer clothes?" Luke:"You got me. I learned somethin' though Bo. A man ain't truly been insulted, until he's stood buck naked in front of a woman, an' she didn't even notice!" Bo:"Or care!"

Edited December 17, 2023 by Skipper Duke
A few mistakes fixed.

[Skipper Duke]

 (Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke.) Luke Duke:"The stork had to pick this morning fer deliverin'." Doc Appleby:"Be right with you, boys!" Bo Duke:"We can still make it, right?" Luke Duke:"Yeah. Come on Doc! Let's hit the road!" Doc Appleby:"Uh. Boys?" Luke Duke:"You gotta be kiddin'? Not triplets?" Doc Appleby nods and holds up 3 fingers. Waylon Jennings:"They oughta be lucky he ain't a vet. Some dogs have a dozen in the litter."

[HossC]

Skipper - I don't know how many times I have to say this, but if you can't quote accurately, don't post it as a quote! I don't know if you're mixing up the quotes yourself or copying them from an unreliable source, but please stop. In the post above you've merged the two parts of the scene while missing bits out and misquoting others. Here's what was actually said:

Bo: "I bet that dang trial's started already."
Luke: "The stork had to pick this morning for delivery."
Bo: "All right, we'll still make it."
Luke: "Come on, Doc, let's hit the road."
Doc Appleby: "Sorry, boys, looks like it's going to be twins."

Doc: "Be right with you, boys."
Bo: "We'll still make it, right?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Doc: "Uh, Boys..."
Luke: "You gotta be kidding. Not triplets."
Balladeer: "They're lucky he ain't a vet. Some dogs have a dozen to the litter."

I haven't had time to check your previous post from 'The Ghost of General Lee', but that's another whole scene for which you created a separate thread. Stick to the couple of quotable lines at the end - we're not after an entire script here.

[Hobie Hartkins]

I have a comment but I'll keep it to myself! 

[Skipper Duke]

1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

I have a comment but I'll keep it to myself! 

I just might stay on Facebook with stuff and no longer post here anymore.

[Skipper Duke]

Getting to be more hassle and headaches than it's worth. Lol.

[Skipper Duke]

 I never thought I'd say this about a Dukes site, but I wish I'd just have kept to reading this site as a guest. I never knew joining would end up becoming such a pain in the rump lol. I'm starting to regret that I joined.

[Skipper Duke]

I think the best thing for me to do is just take a break and stay away from HazzardNet altogether for awhile.

[Skipper Duke]

Seems like every time I turn around, someone here is on me about something. I got enough going on in life without that. Seriously considering permanently leaving here.

Edited December 18, 2023 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

I've given it some serious thought the last couple of hours. Somebody please remove me. I don't wanna be here anymore.

Edited December 18, 2023 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

This website used to be fun. But lately is bringing me nothing but bs and grief and headaches that I don't need!

[Skipper Duke]

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN!

Edited December 18, 2023 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS FORUM WEBSITE EVER AGAIN! Then I don't have to be worried about constantly being corrected or constantly being told to paraphrase. Just stop posting there altogether problems solved FOR EVERYONE! Thbpth

[Skipper Duke]

I was not a member here from 2012 thru 2020. I can do without being a member again. If I did it then, I can do it again. Doesn't bother me one bit if I'm a member or just a guest. Guests have less headaches lol.

[HossC]

It was not my intention to stop you posting, Skipper. This is a forum and not Facebook. It should be a place of integrity where we can have fun, but intelligent discussions and interactions without any of the nastiness which seems to go hand in hand with social media. That's why we keep religion, politics and most bad language away from HazzardNet. It's also not about posting dozens of times a day hoping someone will "like" something you said.

The only two things I've asked you to do is to make sure quotes are accurate to what was actually said (this is a pet peeve of mine online, because if I've gone to the trouble of searching out dialogue, I want it to be correct), and to avoid posting quotes with excessive profanity or particularly adult themes (even with censored words). I don't consider either of these requests to be particularly draconian, and everyone else here is able to work within these boundaries.

[Skipper Duke]

5 hours ago, HossC said:

It was not my intention to stop you posting, Skipper. This is a forum and not Facebook. It should be a place of integrity where we can have fun, but intelligent discussions and interactions without any of the nastiness which seems to go hand in hand with social media. That's why we keep religion, politics and most bad language away from HazzardNet. It's also not about posting dozens of times a day hoping someone will "like" something you said.

The only two things I've asked you to do is to make sure quotes are accurate to what was actually said (this is a pet peeve of mine online, because if I've gone to the trouble of searching out dialogue, I want it to be correct), and to avoid posting quotes with excessive profanity or particularly adult themes (even with censored words). I don't consider either of these requests to be particularly draconian, and everyone else here is able to work within these boundaries.

I'm sorry HossC. Can I stay?