quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Daisy's Song)

Waylon Jennings:"Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg was born on the dirt floor of a sharecroppers shack, an' from there, things kinda went downhill. But everybody has a talent. An' Boss has the gift of graft. In a dazzlin' career in Hazzard County ranging from moonshine to political corruption, Boss has been chased by everything from revenuers to bloodhounds to irate husbands. Even if the city cops do spot his license number, it don't matter none. 'Cause Boss changes license plates like he does his underwear. Which is every time he goes to town. When it comes to basic cunning, ol' Boss was plumb eat up with it."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Daisy's Song)

Waylon Jennings:"Since Bo an' Luke were always messin' with cars, they knew every junkyard like a lover's face. An' followin' them into one was like chasin' a boat into the bushes."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The New Dukes)

Vance:"As long as we stay outta range of that flame thrower, we'll be ok." Coy:"You got it. I like my barbecue in the backyard, not the front seat."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 Southern Comfurts)

Boss:"You see Rosco, it ain't the money I care about! It's that vehicle. If I can confiscate the tires offa that orange car, how much trouble can those Duke Boys cause me ridin' around on their rims an' bumpers! Even you could catch 'em!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape)

Boss:"They're gonna shoot me, you hear, you hear? I'm gonna get killed!" Vance:"Nobody's gonna get killed Boss." Boss:"Oh yeah? That's easy for you to say, skinny boy like you, you ain't such a big target as I am!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Big Daddy)

Waylon Jennings:"An' here comes a Hazzard fuzz. 2 beats late. But ever on the job."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Coy Meets Girl)

Coy:"We just drove into World War III!" Vance:"Holly Hannah! It was in the papers last week." Coy:"World War III?" Vance:"No. The National Guard is holdin' war maneuvers out here, an' we're right smack dab in the middle of it!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Coy Meets Girl)

Coy:"If one of those shells hits that truck, it's goodbye antiques." Vance:"If one of them shells hits any of us, it's just plain goodbye." Potter:"Well, get outta here! I ain't stayin' in that thing. It's to big a target." Vance:"You hear what I hear?" Coy:"Yeah. Nothin'. Ain't it beautiful?" Vance:"It sure is. It'll be even better when we nail their hides!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Big Daddy)

Cletus(After Enos crashes the car):"Enos! You wrecked our car!"

Edited October 24, 2023 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool)

Coy(After Enos goes into the pond.):"He's alright. Think of the money he's gonna save on laundry bills."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 The Fugitive)

Johnny Paycheck(Pointing at Bo & Luke.)To Boss Hogg. "You see these guys over here, I'm like them. I've always been against the establishment."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool)

Coy:"Dang it! There's to many twists and turns on this road to catch up with 'em!" Vance:"We're just gonna have to stay on their tails until we get to a straight away."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool)

Don Purcell:"They're comin' after us in the General Lee, now that car is to fast to outrun!" Joe Landis(Handing Don Purcell the gun.):"Yeah, well it ain't faster than this!" Don Purcell shoots at Coy and Vance. Vance zig zags, and avoids it. Don Purcell continues his shooting assault on the Dukes. He hits the windshield on the passenger side where Coy is. Coy and Vance duck. Vance:"Yer messin' around with some nasty people!" Coy:"Me?! I thought they was your friends!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Big Daddy)

Waylon Jennings:"Naturally, Boss let Big Daddy off the hook. What with blood bein' thicker than water, kin folk, an' all that there roots kind of stuff, you know. Besides that, Boss got his money back, right? Wroooong!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Big Daddy)

Big Daddy:"Ernie, my bones tell me somethin's gone amiss." Ernie:"Them sirens tell me the same thing. Hold on, Big Daddy!" Big Daddy:"Get goin' out of here, fast! Faster Ernie, faster!" Ernie:"I got it on the floor, Big Daddy!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Miss Tri-Counties)

Sheriff Little:"Bo and Luke Duke, this here's Sheriff Little, slow down and pull over! Slow down and pull over!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Lawman of the Year)

Vance:"Things are beginning to smell like an acre full of onions to me cuz. It just ain't like Boss not to be worried after seein' that wanted poster." Coy:"That's just what I was thinkin'. Seein' Morris is a bank robber, an' Boss has the only bank in town. It's like he don't wanna stop 'em!" Vance:"Hey! Maybe that's the reason he ain't so worried, 'cause he's tied up with 'em!" Coy:"I know Boss is slipperier than 7 acres of goose grease, but rob his own bank?!" Vance:"I wouldn't put anything past him. An' it doesn't hurt any to be on the safe side."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The New Dukes)

Vance:"Nice move Coy!" Daisy:"I don't think I could've done it better myself honey!" Coy:"We all had a great teacher in Uncle Jesse, didn't we?"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The New Dukes)

Hatfield:"Did we give 'em the slip?" Scroggins(Spots Coy and Vance.)"Oh not hardly!"(Points to where he sees General Lee.)"Over there!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Coy vs Vance)

Waylon Jennings:"There ya have it folks. The General versus two stunt bikers. Somebody oughta be sellin' tickets."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 The New Dukes)

The Mean Green Machine spins out Coy, Vance and Daisy in Coy and Vance's blue Roadrunner. Coy:"Dang it! They're really beginning to get to me now!" Vance:"Whoa. Ease up on the temper cuz. Put the pedal to the metal." Coy:"Alrighty."

[Hobie Hartkins]

On 11/13/2023 at 1:52 AM, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 5 Coy vs Vance)

Waylon Jennings:"There ya have it folks. The General versus two stunt bikers. Somebody oughta be sellin' tickets."

 Thia is ONE line I don't remember!! ( Maybe it's because its on tone of my least favorites)

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 5 Vance's Lady)

Coy:"Welcome aboard Hazzard Flight Zero One!" Coy & Vance:"Yeehaa!" Vance:"Yer take offs are great Captain, but you really oughta brush up on yer landings." Coy:"I will before I solo. Haha!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase)During the chase, the Dukes jump the car carrier. Bo:"Hang on!" Waylon:"If that truck don't stop 'em, Rosco will. Or gravity." Luke:"Yahoo!" Bo:"Yeehaa!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Money to Burn)

Boss Hogg:"You ijit! You dad blamed dad nabbed ijit! Lettin' the Duke Boys of all people put out that fire!" Cletus Hogg:"It wasn't my fault, Cousin Boss! They were just bein' neighborly!" Boss Hogg:"Neighborly?! You call beatin' a man outta one million dollars neighborly!?" Rosco:"Well, nobody beat you out of anything Boss, you still got a million dollars in old bills, there ain't nothin' in this sack, but some old phone books."(Pours them out.)"See?" Boss Hogg:"If they saw what I see, I ain't gonna collect a penny from the insurance company fer all that burned money, get it!?" Cletus Hogg:"But if they'd have seen it, they'd have said so, an' I'd have saw 'em say it. See?" Rosco:"That makes sense to me." Boss Hogg:"Only because you're a bigger dad blamed dad nabbed ijit than he is! Let me think."(To Cletus)"You say Bo went into the truck?" Cletus Hogg:"That's right!" Boss Hogg:"An' what'd he find?" Cletus Hogg:"Nothin'! Except what's left of that there sack!" Boss Hogg gets the look on his face of a man forming a plan. Rosco:"Huh? What?" Boss Hogg snatches sack, goes over to wood burning  stove, opens the door, tosses the sack it in,  lights a match throws it in with the sack. Closes the door back. Boss Hogg:"What sack? It ain't no sack. It got took by the hijackers!" Rosco:"What hijackers?" Boss Hogg:"Why, the Duke Boys of course. Least ways, they will be hijackers, when you-"(Pointing at Rosco)"Catch 'em with the evidence!" Boss, Rosco and Cletus all laugh.

Edited November 23, 2023 by Skipper Duke
Had a typo.