Skipper Duke Posted January 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 (Season 4 Mrs. Daisy Hogg) Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Oh no Rosco! You mud hole, you slapped them cuffs on me!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Ooh I didn't know they fit on yer pudgy little wrist! Kew kew!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"That's cuz you didn't use yer pudgy little brain! Now come on, git me outta this will ya? Before them Duke Boys escape!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Bad news, bad news!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Huh!?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"The keys are in the car." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Boss Hogg:"When I hear your response, it puts a lump in my wallet! Uh throat!"To the crowd at (1980s Hazard Kentucky Black Gold Festival) Yes Hazard is a single z in this case. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Boss Hogg:"When I hear your response, it puts a lump in my wallet! Uh throat!"To the crowd at (1980s Hazard Kentucky Black Gold Festival) Yes Hazard is a single z in this case. I remember when all the stars went there. I bet the folks of Hazard are still talking about it., Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2022 (Season 4 Dukes in Danger) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"He's got money. He's got more than you could spend, I could spend or even Flash could spend." Hammer:"Where?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"It's right around here in his-" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I didn't say "Tummy!" Leeman(Patting Boss Hogg's tummy):"Well, well, well! So this ain't all belly?"(Finds money belt, starts counting the money)"Jackpot!" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco, if we get outta this alive, I'm gonna kill you!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted January 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 (Season 2 Gold Fever) Luke Duke:"The way that rear end was bottomin' out, they must have both Boss and Lulu in there." Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 Mobster Black Jack Bender when he had to ride in the General Lee in Season 2 episode The Meeting. "I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir." I hated it when the boys fought, Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: I hated it when the boys fought, Cousin Roger yep! RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke) Luke Duke:"Bo do your mouth a favor and keep it shut." Bo Duke:"Well yes sir." One of my top 5 least fav. episodes. I bet I haven't seen it more then 5 times. I gotta fig. out what to do about my season 4....The Dukescam Scam....it started getting hung....feeze frame and then it just went black....the rest of the DVD is fine though. So I don'r know. Right now I'm watching Shine On Hazzard Moon. Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Hobie Hartkins said: One of my top 5 least fav. episodes. I bet I haven't seen it more then 5 times. I gotta fig. out what to do about my season 4....The Dukescam Scam....it started getting hung....feeze frame and then it just went black....the rest of the DVD is fine though. So I don'r know. Right now I'm watching Shine On Hazzard Moon. Cousin Hobie yeah. Luke turned into jerk in the episode Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke. Insulted Uncle Jesse's cooking etc. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) I think Tom Wopat is fairly much an asshole hiimself, from the best I can figure, though he does seem to have more sense than John, Jimmy and the rest. Even with being an alcoholic and a druggie, he STILL has $6 million....more than any of the rest! John Schneider is stupid with money. Even I have more money than he does! Edited February 5, 2022 by Hobie Hartkins Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) I'm watchin' Hector Farley right now....!! Edited February 5, 2022 by Hobie Hartkins Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I agree with Cousin Roger Duke... Don't like when the boys fight. It makes me sad. Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, Skipper Duke said: Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I agree with Cousin Roger Duke... Don't like when the boys fight. It makes me sad. That's one of the reasons Carnival of Thrills is one of, if not my very least favorite! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 8:28 PM, Hobie Hartkins said: I think Tom Wopat is fairly much an asshole hiimself, from the best I can figure, though he does seem to have more sense than John, Jimmy and the rest. Even with being an alcoholic and a druggie, he STILL has $6 million....more than any of the rest! John Schneider is stupid with money. Even I have more money than he does! I have no idea who these people are that you are talking about....and I don't want to know. They sound like a bunch of humans that make a lot of mistakes. Now, as for the folks of Hazzard County, they couldn't be more awesome. Skipper Duke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 (PlayStation 1 game The Dukes of Hazzard II: Daisy Dukes It Out) Waylon Jennings:"Yeah I know. It's a pretty spectacular jump. But just sit tight, an' we'll see how it turns out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 14 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I have no idea who these people are that you are talking about....and I don't want to know. They sound like a bunch of humans that make a lot of mistakes. Now, as for the folks of Hazzard County, they couldn't be more awesome. The people in Hazzard I love...the actors...that's another story....perfect example: Ben jones GRRRR......Cooter Davenport, a great top notch guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 (Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery) Boss Hogg:"If them Duke Boys are in there, our troubles are over! But we gotta be quiet. Just sneak up on 'em." Cletus runs into something making noise. Boss Hogg:"So much fer sneakin'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2022 (Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Vance Duke:" How far back are Boss an' Rosco!?" Coy Duke:"A little more than spittin' distance. Why's that?" Vance Duke:"I wanna make sure they can't see us! Hold on."(Drives the General Lee into bushes and turns around, stops facing the road he just turned off of.) The bad guys, Boss and Rosco go whizzing by. Coy Duke:(Slapping his thighs)"Would you mind tellin' me what we're doin'!?" Vance Duke:"That road comes together again up near the bridge. What do you say we let Boss an' Rosco catch those crooks for us?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2022 (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Cooter Davenport:"Sorry about that buddy! But what can I say you know?" Russ Mitchell:"Don't worry about it mister, I'm in a hurry-" Cooter Davenport:"I bet you the ladies are waitin' fer those foxes an' minks there in a hurry too huh?" Russ Mitchell slams van door shut. Cooter Davenport:"Hey I'm sorry. Listen, I tell you what. I got a place in town, the Hazzard Garage. You uh, bring this by there, an' I'll fix this door, bumper, dent everything fer free huh?" Russ Mitchell:"Well, that's very kind of you. Thanks." Cooter Davenport:"Sure thing." Russ Mitchell:"See you later." Cooter & Russ shake hands, and Russ gets in the van drives away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 (Season 2 The Meeting) Luke Duke:"Jenson's bridge is still out you know." Bo Duke:"No sweat cousin. Cuz I jumped that crick a dozen times." Luke Duke:"But not with that limo right where you usually land!" Bad guys shoot at Bo & Luke. Bullet goes into General Lee's windshield. Bo Duke:"Them boys ain't kiddin'!" Waylon Jennings:"Don't ask me how it's gonna turn out. Yer on yer own. I don't know." Bo Duke:"Yeeeeaa-hoooo!" General Lee jumps creek, lands on other side. Luke Duke:"I don't know about you cousin. But I am sick and dang tired of runnin' away from these guys." Bo Duke:"You know, I think it's about time we showed 'em just what we can do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 (Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke) Boss Hogg:"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm just checkin' the small print!" Billy Ray:"We got Catfish! We don't need no small print!" Boss Hogg:"Alright, alright, alright! Everything looks in order here. Where do I sign?" Billy Ray:"You just sign right here."(Points to where Boss Hogg is supposed to sign.) Boss Hogg:"Alright. There you are. Everything is signed sealed and delivered." Billy Ray:"You signed where I signed!" Boss Hogg:"No I didn't! I signed by that x showin' me where to sign!" Billy Ray:"THAT x isn't there showin' you where to sign!" Boss Hogg:"It ain't? Well, what is it then?" Billy Ray:"That x?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! That x! What is it!?" Billy Ray:"That is my John Hancock!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 (Cartoon theme song) Boss Hogg:"OH THEM DUKES!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 (edited) (The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1 game) Luke Duke:"Watch it Bo!" Luke Duke:"Dang it Bo!" Bo Duke:"Dog gone it Luke!" (The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox) Bo Duke:"We done picked ourselves up a tail!" Luke Duke:"Make like a dog, an' shake it! We don't want Enos cornering us in the junkyard!" Bo Duke:"Hang on cousin!" Balladeer:"Sit back an' relax folks, an' enjoy the show!" Luke Duke:"Enos is still behind us!" Bo Duke:"Dang that Enos! He's to good a driver fer his own good!" Luke Duke:"Need me to drive, grandma!?" Luke Duke:"Stop wreckin' this car Bo! You want it to end up in the junkyard!?" Edited February 13, 2022 by Skipper Duke Spelled good wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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