quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Racing For Home game) 

Bo Duke:"Boy, we sure cut it close yesterday." Luke Duke:"Any later, and you know Boss wouldn't have thought twice about wrappin' his fingers around Uncle Jesse's farm." Bo Duke:"Let's just win the Overland race an' pay off the farm once and for all." Luke Duke:"Yeah. But we better get goin', or we'll miss the sign-up."

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game)

Bo Duke:(holding giant trophy)"First place Uncle Jesse. Not to bad huh?"

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game)

Luke Duke:"You know better than that Enos. Daisy would never rob a bank, not even if she was forced at gunpoint!" Bo Duke:"We gotta find 'er."

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game)

Daisy Duke:"Hey everybody. Nobody told me we were havin' a party this early. Welcome back, boys."

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out Game)

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"The Mean Green Machine? Oh I'm gonna throw the book at you Dukes fer sure!" Flash P. Coltrane:"Woof, woof, woof!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah! You tell 'em Velvet Ears!"(does his giggle)

[Skipper Duke]

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out Game)

Waylon Jennings:"The Mean Green Machine's fast getaway made believers out of Rosco & Enos that there was more to Missy than just Melanie."

[Hobie Hartkins]

Hey guys, I was just remembering ....can't remember what Cletus said but it was about Santa Claus stealing and  he said he couldn't believe  Santa would do that, and then Boss is like...." Well it wasn't the REAL Santa Claus....what am I saying??  " I thought it was funny!

[RogerDuke]

53 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

Hey guys, I was just remembering ....can't remember what Cletus said but it was about Santa Claus stealing and  he said he couldn't believe  Santa would do that, and then Boss is like...." Well it wasn't the REAL Santa Claus....what am I saying??  " I thought it was funny!

That was a good one. I loved Cletus. I haven't  watched the Christmas ep yet this season. I'll have to check out the cartoon also. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

22 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

That was a good one. I loved Cletus. I haven't  watched the Christmas ep yet this season. I'll have to check out the cartoon also. 

I've got the whole set of cartoons from last year's Christmas and STILL only watched 1 or 2 and can't tell you ANY thing about THEM! I don't know...those things just don't " GRAB" me, if you know what I mean. I like the original voices but it seems like everyone has the same plot just a different city! They should've kept it all in Hazzard, anyway!

Edited December 23, 2021 by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

I liked the cartoons but I'll admit that if I wasn't already a Dukes super fan when they first came out I wouldn't have liked them as much. You are correct that the best thing about them is that all the original actors' voices were used. I didn't like that they went outside of Hazzard County either but I bet it was a money decision. By the time the cartoons came out, the show was world famous so maybe they were just trying to reach out snd appeal to a bigger (global) audience....which means more profit....especially when marketing toys.

[Hobie Hartkins]

 I didn't like that they went outside of Hazzard County either but I bet it was a money decision. By the time the cartoons came out, the show was world famous so maybe they were just trying to reach out snd appeal to a bigger (global) audience....which means more profit....especially when marketing toys.

 

For some reason the term " Selling out" came  into my head!

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Boss Hogg:"I want those slot machines! They've been missin' 3 days!" Rosco:"It wasn't my fault Boss. They set up my drivers with a half naked female woman up on that highway. Shoot, anybody'd stop for that!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Miss Tisdale on the Lam)

Rosco:"What a bad time for those Duke boys to show up, right?" Boss Hogg:"Wrong!" Rosco:"Wrong?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! This couldn't be better if I'd wished it from the tooth fairy!" Rosco:"Why would you wish that from the tooth fairy?"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Swamp Molly)

Bo Duke:"You know I still I got them bruises she gave me last time she was over here!" Luke Duke:"Well, you gotta keep yer feet movin'. That way, she might not be able to get a hold of ya."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough)

Lenny:"Are you goin' bananas!? We didn't come up here to kill nobody!" Frank:"Well, that drop's due any minute now! You want them yokels to see it!?" Lenny:"It ain't here yet! Maybe they'll move off by then!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes scene) Rosco:"Listen Rhubarb!" Bo: It's Rhuebottom!" Rosco:"Will you hush!? I know who he is! I've known him fer years!"(to Mr. Rhuebottom)"Are you gonna press charges on these two or not!?" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Against these boys!?" Rosco:"Yeah!" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Never! Can't press charges against yer best customers! You do that, an' you press yerself right outta business! Hehehe!" Rosco:"How would you like fer me to press these 5 up against you-"(makes fist)"Ijit!" Bo:"Bye bye Rosco!" Luke:"Much obliged Mr. Rhuebottom!" Mr. Rhuebottom:"Any time boys! You boys come on down, an' chew fat with me some time, hear?" Bo & Luke:"Yessir!" Rosco:"Nobody wants me involved do they Flash!. I'll be involved one day!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Continued after Rosco drives off) Luke:"Bo. We must live right or somethin'." Bo:"It's a charmed life, I'm tellin' ya." Luke:"You got it! Hey here comes Cooter! Think we can wrangle a ride home?" Bo:"Only if we feed him. What do you wanna bet?" Luke:"Winner does the dishes!" Bo:"You're on!" Luke:"Ok!" Both boys:(flagging him down in the tow truck)"Cooter!" Cooter:"Don't y'all know it ain't safe to be a pedestrian in this town!?" Luke:"Hey, can we wrangle a ride home?" Cooter:"Who's cookin' supper?" Bo:"I told you. Only if we get to feed him." Luke:"Alright. You do the dishes. Get in here, come on!" Bo:"What do you mean I do the dishes! Like I said!"

[Skipper Duke]

(More Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Waylon Jennings:"The next morning, the boys were on their way to town to pick up some barb wire. At the same time, Rosco was waitin' to break in his new radar gun. A hair dryer, on his first unsuspecting motorist. Y'all wanna take bets on who that'll be?"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top)

Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 Swamp Molly)

Cousin Alice:"Hey Bo! Wanna wrestle!?" Luke Duke:"She gets right down to it, don't she?" Cousin Alice:"I meant before I go. See, I got me this new book on wrasslin' holds, an' ain't nobody to practice on, except a bear." Swamp Molly:"Now, you behave Alice!"

Edited December 31, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)

Bo Duke:"What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?"

Luke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager."

Edited December 31, 2021 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 People's Choice) The Dukes jump the General Lee with Thelma Claire Rogers T. C. in backseat.

Waylon Jennings:"I thought dip meant down."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 2 The Rustlers)

Deputy Enos Strate:"Hi Daisy." Daisy Duke:"Hi Enos. What's all this hay doin' in the Sheriff's car?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It's none of my business what he's doin' with hay out to the old Kitridge Mine Daisy.  Maybe he's feedin' a tiger." Daisy Duke:"Oh. I gotta run hot cakes." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Enos!? What did Daisy Duke want?" Deputy Enos Strate:"She didn't know why anybody would take hay out to the old Kitridge Mine." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco! Did you-?"(pointing at Enos) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I swear I didn't say a word about Kitridge Mine! Did I?" Deputy Enos Strate:"It must've slipped out." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"You cowbell! If Daisy Duke knows, then they'll all know! Where's my car!? We gotta git out there!"

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)

Luke Duke:"Uncle Shepard the boys in blue are on our tail again. Can you stake out Rhuebottom's for us, and find out where them stolen furs go?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"I'm yer man, and I'm on my way."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 The Sound of Music Hazzard Style)

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Now you stay here cuz daddy will be back in a Flaysh Flaysh! Git it Flaysh Flaysh?"