Boss Hogg:"I gave you my word Jesse!" Uncle Jesse Duke:"J. D. Your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull!"

I can't remember the episode but it's ...oh wait ......." Two Too Many Roscos". that's it!    Rosco: OK....this is a kidnapping, right? Bad Guy: Believe me sheriff, you're not being kidnapped. We just sort of ....borrowed you for a little while."  Rosco: Ohhh.....that rattles my slats! ( one of the best lines of all time...used it a few times myself!) You don't borrow a human being....you borrow a cup of sugar maybe....kee kee"

How about the time ( again....can't remember the episode) when  Boss was double dealing Rosco ( like he always did) and Rosco thought he was getting the better end of the deal and he said,. " I've got him just where he wants me."  A statement like that can bend your brain! LOL   

1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

How about the time ( again....can't remember the episode) when  Boss was double dealing Rosco ( like he always did) and Rosco thought he was getting the better end of the deal and he said,. " I've got him just where he wants me."  A statement like that can bend your brain! LOL   

It's from 'Goodbye, General Lee' in season 4. After Rosco tells Boss that he took care of the General, the conversation is:

Rosco: Listen, Boss, I want a raise now. I want more than 50% of my 50%. Come back.

Boss: I'll give you a raise. I'll give you a 50% raise. I'll give you 50% of 50% of 50%. How about that?

Rosco: Well, that's better. I got him just where he wants me.

That was always one of my favorites!

I was watching a Coy/ Vance episode and Coy told Vance, " Aye Aye Skipper" and saluted him!  I guesss everybody here knows who i thought about...lol!

Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough. Bo Duke:"Bugs Bunny? Who'd wanna shoot after Bugs Bunny?" Luke Duke:"Elmer Fude." Bo gives him a "You can't be serious!" type of look. Luke Duke:"I wouldn't bank on it bein' him though!"

I like the one where Rosco tells the crooks, " Don't you sass Rosco P. Coltrane! " 

(Season 2 The Rustlers)Rosco:"Boss. Them Duke Boys done gave me the slip, along with a penny coat and a pair of long johns. Kew kew kew." Boss Hogg:"You numbskull, you couldn't catch a cold in a flu epidemic!"

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Bo Duke:"That sound like gunshots to you?" Luke Duke:"I don't know. But let's not stick around to find out." Bad guys shoot at them again. Bo Duke:"They're sure tryin' tell us somethin'." Luke Duke:"I had no idea doll collectin' was this serious a business." Bad guys shoot out the General Lee's side mirror. Luke Duke:"Man, they do mean it!"

(Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke)Sheriff Grady Byrd:"I bet you this ain't filled with no rabbit tobacco, I bet you it's filled with- A badge." Bo Duke:"Congratulations Sheriff, you just arrested the fuzz." Boss Hogg:"Grady-" Sheriff Grady Byrd:"I'm sorry Texas Ranger. Why didn't you say something?" Jude Emery:"I tried to hoss. But you kept yellin' "Hush!"

(Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard)Harry Ray:"Man, those 2 guys just drove off with all of our goods!" J. J. Sunday:"Relax. The way that Sheriff was eye ballin' us, that certificate is safer where it's at. When our car is ready, we'll go pick it up."

(Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses)Rosco:Doing crossword puzzle "Hey Boss? What's a five letter word fer dunce?" Boss Hogg:"R. O. S. C. O.!"

(Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!"

(Season 7 Opening Night at the Boars Nest)Boss Hogg:"Take off that stupid dunce cap!" Rosco:"It's not a dunce cap, Boss." Boss Hogg:"Oh no? Then how come the dunce is wearin' it!?"

(Season 5 Big Daddy)Waylon Jennings:"When Boss found out that that wanted license plate was now on the General Lee, he was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib. Because he'd have to eat his way out."

(Season 6 Too Many Roscos)Boss Hogg:"Enos! Arrest him!" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco do you want me to arrest!? There's 2 of 'em!" Boss Hogg:"Holy Hannah! There are 2 Roscos!"

Edited March 26, 20215 yr by Skipper Duke
No ' on Roscos

The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion(1997)

The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood(2000)

On 3/25/2021 at 9:08 PM, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 6 Too Many Roscos)Boss Hogg:"Enos! Arrest him!" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco do you want me to arrest!? There's 2 of 'em!" Boss Hogg:"Holy Hannah! There are 2 Roscos!"

I just watched this one last night! This MIGHT...I say MIGHT,  be my favorite episode....though it's hard to say....there are so many great ones and  147 and only a handful I DON"T like....so..... 

On 3/27/2021 at 7:31 AM, Hobie Hartkins said:

I just watched this one last night! This MIGHT...I say MIGHT,  be my favorite episode....though it's hard to say....there are so many great ones and  147 and only a handful I DON"T like....so..... 

I'm a High Octane guy myself. 

(Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls)Boss Hogg:"You know, I never more than disliked them Duke Boys. But what they're doin' now, pushin' marijuana! Why that's downright hateful, hateful!" Enos:"Unless maybe it ain't marijuana Mr. Hogg. It kinda looks like Parsley." Boss Hogg:"What?" Enos:"Sage. Rosemary or Thyme." Boss Hogg:"Never mind the folk songs dim head! It's marijuana! Listen I can smell that!" Rosco:"I smell it too!" Boss Hogg:"And even I draw the line on dope and drugs fer any amount of money!" Rosco:"Any amount." Boss Hogg:"They make 'em shifty, swivy headed, and unpredictable!" Rosco:(Pointing at Enos)"Like him!"

17 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

I'm a High Octane guy myself. 

Another one of my favorites!

 

On 3/24/2021 at 7:48 PM, Skipper Duke said:

(Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!"

Then Jude says, " Wait'll you try to kiss one of them!" 

(Season 2 Hazzard Connection)Shoulders:(On CB with Augie Detweiller)"Ol' Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes! He knows we're up to something." Augie:"Of course he does. Only, he ain't got the smarts to figure out what it is! But if you think he's mad now, you just wait 'til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly like he found 'em, or we're gonna get the law down on him!" Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger at Rosco, in a come hither motion.)Rosco:"Jumpin' gee hospaht, you mean we gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there, you dipstick! Git it all back!"

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo)Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Come on!"(Pulling and shoving Bo). Bo Duke:"I'm goin'! You don't have to shove!" Luke Duke:"Bo." Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Get on in there, Mr. Claiborne wants to see you personally." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Well, as I live and breathe, the famous Duke Boys." Luke Duke:"You ain't got no call to have us cuffed do ya?" Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"We ain't? Why son, you just broke every vehicular law in our books!" Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Speedin', reckless drivin', resistin' arrest, evadin' an officer, destruction of county property!"