Skipper Duke Posted March 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 Boss Hogg:"I gave you my word Jesse!" Uncle Jesse Duke:"J. D. Your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull!" Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 I can't remember the episode but it's ...oh wait ......." Two Too Many Roscos". that's it! Rosco: OK....this is a kidnapping, right? Bad Guy: Believe me sheriff, you're not being kidnapped. We just sort of ....borrowed you for a little while." Rosco: Ohhh.....that rattles my slats! ( one of the best lines of all time...used it a few times myself!) You don't borrow a human being....you borrow a cup of sugar maybe....kee kee" Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 How about the time ( again....can't remember the episode) when Boss was double dealing Rosco ( like he always did) and Rosco thought he was getting the better end of the deal and he said,. " I've got him just where he wants me." A statement like that can bend your brain! LOL Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said: How about the time ( again....can't remember the episode) when Boss was double dealing Rosco ( like he always did) and Rosco thought he was getting the better end of the deal and he said,. " I've got him just where he wants me." A statement like that can bend your brain! LOL It's from 'Goodbye, General Lee' in season 4. After Rosco tells Boss that he took care of the General, the conversation is: Rosco: Listen, Boss, I want a raise now. I want more than 50% of my 50%. Come back. Boss: I'll give you a raise. I'll give you a 50% raise. I'll give you 50% of 50% of 50%. How about that? Rosco: Well, that's better. I got him just where he wants me. Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 That was always one of my favorites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 I was watching a Coy/ Vance episode and Coy told Vance, " Aye Aye Skipper" and saluted him! I guesss everybody here knows who i thought about...lol! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough. Bo Duke:"Bugs Bunny? Who'd wanna shoot after Bugs Bunny?" Luke Duke:"Elmer Fude." Bo gives him a "You can't be serious!" type of look. Luke Duke:"I wouldn't bank on it bein' him though!" Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 I like the one where Rosco tells the crooks, " Don't you sass Rosco P. Coltrane! " Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 (Season 2 The Rustlers)Rosco:"Boss. Them Duke Boys done gave me the slip, along with a penny coat and a pair of long johns. Kew kew kew." Boss Hogg:"You numbskull, you couldn't catch a cold in a flu epidemic!" Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 (Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Bo Duke:"That sound like gunshots to you?" Luke Duke:"I don't know. But let's not stick around to find out." Bad guys shoot at them again. Bo Duke:"They're sure tryin' tell us somethin'." Luke Duke:"I had no idea doll collectin' was this serious a business." Bad guys shoot out the General Lee's side mirror. Luke Duke:"Man, they do mean it!" Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke)Sheriff Grady Byrd:"I bet you this ain't filled with no rabbit tobacco, I bet you it's filled with- A badge." Bo Duke:"Congratulations Sheriff, you just arrested the fuzz." Boss Hogg:"Grady-" Sheriff Grady Byrd:"I'm sorry Texas Ranger. Why didn't you say something?" Jude Emery:"I tried to hoss. But you kept yellin' "Hush!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard)Harry Ray:"Man, those 2 guys just drove off with all of our goods!" J. J. Sunday:"Relax. The way that Sheriff was eye ballin' us, that certificate is safer where it's at. When our car is ready, we'll go pick it up." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 (Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses)Rosco:Doing crossword puzzle "Hey Boss? What's a five letter word fer dunce?" Boss Hogg:"R. O. S. C. O.!" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 (Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 (Season 7 Opening Night at the Boars Nest)Boss Hogg:"Take off that stupid dunce cap!" Rosco:"It's not a dunce cap, Boss." Boss Hogg:"Oh no? Then how come the dunce is wearin' it!?" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 (Season 5 Big Daddy)Waylon Jennings:"When Boss found out that that wanted license plate was now on the General Lee, he was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib. Because he'd have to eat his way out." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 (edited) (Season 6 Too Many Roscos)Boss Hogg:"Enos! Arrest him!" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco do you want me to arrest!? There's 2 of 'em!" Boss Hogg:"Holy Hannah! There are 2 Roscos!" Edited March 26, 2021 by Skipper Duke No ' on Roscos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion(1997) The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood(2000) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 3/25/2021 at 9:08 PM, Skipper Duke said: (Season 6 Too Many Roscos)Boss Hogg:"Enos! Arrest him!" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Mr. Hogg! Which Rosco do you want me to arrest!? There's 2 of 'em!" Boss Hogg:"Holy Hannah! There are 2 Roscos!" I just watched this one last night! This MIGHT...I say MIGHT, be my favorite episode....though it's hard to say....there are so many great ones and 147 and only a handful I DON"T like....so..... Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 3/27/2021 at 7:31 AM, Hobie Hartkins said: I just watched this one last night! This MIGHT...I say MIGHT, be my favorite episode....though it's hard to say....there are so many great ones and 147 and only a handful I DON"T like....so..... I'm a High Octane guy myself. Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 (Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls)Boss Hogg:"You know, I never more than disliked them Duke Boys. But what they're doin' now, pushin' marijuana! Why that's downright hateful, hateful!" Enos:"Unless maybe it ain't marijuana Mr. Hogg. It kinda looks like Parsley." Boss Hogg:"What?" Enos:"Sage. Rosemary or Thyme." Boss Hogg:"Never mind the folk songs dim head! It's marijuana! Listen I can smell that!" Rosco:"I smell it too!" Boss Hogg:"And even I draw the line on dope and drugs fer any amount of money!" Rosco:"Any amount." Boss Hogg:"They make 'em shifty, swivy headed, and unpredictable!" Rosco:(Pointing at Enos)"Like him!" Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 17 hours ago, RogerDuke said: I'm a High Octane guy myself. Another one of my favorites! RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 3/24/2021 at 7:48 PM, Skipper Duke said: (Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!" Then Jude says, " Wait'll you try to kiss one of them!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 (Season 2 Hazzard Connection)Shoulders:(On CB with Augie Detweiller)"Ol' Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes! He knows we're up to something." Augie:"Of course he does. Only, he ain't got the smarts to figure out what it is! But if you think he's mad now, you just wait 'til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly like he found 'em, or we're gonna get the law down on him!" Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger at Rosco, in a come hither motion.)Rosco:"Jumpin' gee hospaht, you mean we gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there, you dipstick! Git it all back!" Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 (Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo)Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Come on!"(Pulling and shoving Bo). Bo Duke:"I'm goin'! You don't have to shove!" Luke Duke:"Bo." Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"Get on in there, Mr. Claiborne wants to see you personally." Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Well, as I live and breathe, the famous Duke Boys." Luke Duke:"You ain't got no call to have us cuffed do ya?" Sheriff "Droopy" Cathcarte:"We ain't? Why son, you just broke every vehicular law in our books!" Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Speedin', reckless drivin', resistin' arrest, evadin' an officer, destruction of county property!" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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