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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

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(Season 3 Splashdown)

Skipper:"All right Gilligan what was so important that you kept interrupting for?"
Gilligan:"The capsule's floated off."
Skipper:"Well, you nincompoop. Why didn't you tell us sooner? We could've all been on the capsule!"(Just then, the capsule explodes. *Kaboom*)

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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island)

Gilligan:"My lips are sealed!" Ginger:"Sealing your lips is a child's game!" Gilligan:"That's what Mr. Howell said too." Ginger:"Unsealing them is a woman's game." Gilligan:"I like your game a lot better than Mr. Howell's!"

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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island)

Gilligan:"Well, why are you all so sad? I mean, we're home again, huh!?" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan! We're home again!" Gilligan:"Yeah?!"(Smack wet hat meets wet hat)

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Both shipwrecks Minnow and Minnow II was Gilligan's fault

1. Minnow He didn't make sure the anchor line was attached to it before he threw it overboard

2. Minnow II He threw away the compass needle when he cleaned it. 

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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Skipper:"I sure do hope that check arrives today! We'll be sitting on top of the world! Ha ha! Gilligan! You didn't!? You couldn't!? You wouldn't!?" Gilligan:"You bet I did." Skipper:"What is dumber than varnishing the seat of a chair!?" Gilligan:"Sitting in a chair that's just been var-nished!"

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Gilligan's Island fans... Did y'all know Sherwood Schwartz named the boat S. S. Minnow as a joke retaliation jab at FCC Chairman Newton Minow who famously declared tv "a vast wasteland."

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Gonna watch Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978)on my 2004 Digiview Productions DVD and wear the Midway Cap Co replica hat from the Reunion to Christen the hat. I've done this already with my 2 Lancaster replica hats Bluenox and Fun World by wearing them while watching original series 1964-1967 episodes on my 2000s DVDs.

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In the end of Rescue, how could they NOT know where they were? They fished that Lagoon Beach every day for 15 years. When they swam up it and collapsed onto it, how could they NOT recognize it until Gilligan resurfaced with that piece of wood saying MINNOW I on it?

Maybe because they thought the tidal wave that rescued them destroyed the island?

Edited by Skipper Duke

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 (Season 1 Little Island, Big Gun)

Gilligan:"A  real live doctor! No foolin'? Did you save any lives?" Jackson Farrell:"Saved a few, lost a few." Gilligan:"Well, you can't win 'em all."(Both nod no then yes in agreement)

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 (Season 1 Little Island, Big Gun)

Jackson Farrell:"Before long, a boat will arrive to pick me up! Until then, I don't want any problems. If any problems do arise, I won't hesitate to eliminate them. Any questions?" Gilligan:"I have a question." Jackson Farrell:"Oh?" Gilligan:"You got any bullets in that gun?" Jackson Farrell:(shoots gun at upper hut doorway beam, bang)"Anymore questions?" Gilligan shakes his head no.

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(Season 3 And Then There Were None) Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde dream sequence.

Gilligan:"Now then, Lady in red. You claim that the mention of food turns sweet innocent me into mean rotten nasty Mr. Hyde, is that correct?"

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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

 Skipper:"Pardon me. We're looking for an old friend." Producer:"I'm a producer. I don't have any friends!" Skipper:"Do you know Ginger Grant?" Gilligan:"She kinda looks like this."(makes an hour glass figure shape)Producer:"With all those clothes on, how can anyone tell!? Your friend is in her dressing room!"

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All done. Finally since owning the Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) Midway Cap Co. replica hat 4/28/14, the reunion movie hat has been properly christened. I wore it today, and watched the DVD disc. It just finished up. :)

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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)

Spy Satellite Control Station Controller #1:"Station three! Emergency! It's malfunctioning!" Spy Satellite Control Station Controller #2:"We must control it! Is it controlled? Information on that disk must not be found. Violates all treaties. Destroy it!"

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(Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Mary Ann & Ginger are engaged in a mind reading think-fight with each other.

Ginger:"And not only that- I'm a what!?" Mary Ann:"I'm glad you could read my mind, I'm to much of a lady to say those things." Ginger:"Well, here's something for you!" Ginger:"Oooh!!" Mary Ann:"Oooh!!" Ginger & Mary both:"Oooh!!!"

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