Jesse Quotes

[RogerDuke]

I might have posted this one before but it's worth repeating.

It's a quote about Jesse from Waylon and it's from "Luke's Love Story."

"That's Uncle Jesse....and underneath those long johns, you'll find every one of those Ten Commandments."

[DaisyMaeDuke]

Yeah...that's great

[RogerDuke]

This is a funny Jesse line from "The Big Heist"

"Being around a still without a shotgun is like being in church without your shirt on. It don't feel right."

[RogerDuke]

I like this one from "The Ghost of General Lee".

After one of the bad guys got caught stealing Boss's safe he asked the other bad guy "How long do you think it will take us to get to Cottondale?"

Jesse interrupted "Well, about twenty years."

[RogerDuke]

This is one of the funniest scenes in the whole series. It's not really a quote but I'm putting it on this thread anyway.

I love the scene on part 2 of "Carnival of Thrills" where Jesse gets mad at Luke and has Daisy stop the Jeep. Jesse then orders Luke out of the Jeep and, after lecturing him, puts up his fists and challenges Luke to a fight.

What a hilarious scene!!! I love it!!

[Garrett Duke]

LOL Roger! You have me laughing just thinking of the scene that you are talking about! What a great scene/tactic to break up the tension and anger that had grown between Luke and Bo at that time. It even had Luke laughing after awhile! You gotta love ol' Uncle Jesse - he always knew the right things to say and do when it is needed the most! Thank-you Roger for bringing that up, I needed the laugh today.

[RogerDuke]

Here's a Jesse quote where he makes fun of himself on "Sound of Music- Hazzard Style"

"Jesse Duke, if brains was leather you couldn't saddle a flea."

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

Here's a Jesse quote where he makes fun of himself on "Sound of Music- Hazzard Style"

"Jesse Duke, if brains was leather you couldn't saddle a flea."

a good man puttin him self down?

(the reason i put this is cause i never seen this episode)

[RogerDuke]

good point.

It was rare but it did happen on occasion.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

good point.

It was rare but it did happen on occasion.

lol

[Kay Darleen Duke]

Here's a quote from Farewell Hazzard i think it is so funny.

" You fellas was just little tykes when you got here ",.

[RogerDuke]

I think that's the one where the boys find the notches on the wall that Jesse put there to chart their height. That was a tough episode to watch because just the thought of "The Dukes of Hatchapee" was not a pleasent one.

[daisydukeXenosstrait]

I think that's the one where the boys find the notches on the wall that Jesse put there to chart their height. That was a tough episode to watch because just the thought of "The Dukes of Hatchapee" was not a pleasent one.

no it wasnt

[RogerDuke]

Speaking of the boys being young it's funny when Jesse introduces his old friend Hector Farley to the boys who Hector hasn't seen since the boys were small. Jesse calls them "Little Luke and Little Bo".

(Pin the Tail on the Dukes from season 4)

[Garrett Duke]

The Dukes of Hatchapee? I don't remember that episode or reference. Perhaps sometime I'll have to revisit that ep.

[RogerDuke]

I'm pretty sure that's the one where one of the boys said that when they move they'll be called "The Dukes of Hatchapee". I think it was Bo. You can double check though.

This Jesse quote is from "Nothin' But the Truth"

"J.D., your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull."

[BoJamesDuke]

Yeah Bo said it when they moved there. He's quite bitter about it.

[Garrett Duke]

For someone who has seen each episode several times, I feel pretty ignorant about this episode. But then again, it has been a very long time since I watched the Dukes regularly...Anyways, what season is that episode in? Is that the one where they got evacuated from the farm and had to go live else where? That is the only episode that comes to mind while thinking about all of this...but I can't remember where it was they moved to for that episode. As I said, I am feeling pretty ignorant here. LOL

[BoJamesDuke]

Season 5 - Farewell Hazzard - Second to last episode in the season. It is also the same epiosde in which we find out a little bit more about Bo and Luke's childhood. From Luke and Bo being on a softball team to Luke taking a swing at Bo's head with his bat. Very moving scene between the boys in the empty old farmhouse. Hope this helps.

[BoJamesDuke]

Another really tender quote from Jesse to the boys is in Undercover Dukes when Bo and Luke are leaving the farm. He hugs them both and says...

Jesse: *hugs* "Luke Boy...Be careful..."

Luke: "Yeah..." *pulls away*

Bo: *moves forward and hugs Jesse*

Jesse: "Bo Baby...you be good now..."

Bo: "Yes sir..."

Its quite quiet and there's music playing over it, but if you turn the subtitles on you can just about make it out

[Garrett Duke]

Thank-you Bo James for the help! Hopefully sometime this week I will find time to watch Farewell Hazzard and perhaps Detective Dukes. I don't think I caught that line between Jesse and the boys...and if I did, I can't remember it. Once again, thanks for help.

[RogerDuke]

I know what you mean Bo about that "very moving scene" in the empty farmhouse. No matter how many times I see it I get choked up even though I know it will have a happy ending......that's good acting right there!

[BoJamesDuke]

Here's another one!

Jesse: Just remember, for every road leading away from home, there's always two leading back. ~ Bird's Gotta Fly

[RogerDuke]

Well Bo, in Hazzard County those two roads leading back usually have bridges out so I suppose that's why the bird (and the General Lee) flies over them.

[BoJamesDuke]

LOL I meant on the end the episodes it comes from is Bird's Gotta Fly. Its true though