September 3, 20179 yr Author “Now, what do you think about folks who mix up KISSING and KILLING?” (Waylonism, from “The Meeting”)
September 7, 20178 yr "She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie OAKLEY and knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's songs." - (Waylon describing Daisy in "One Armed Bandits")
September 7, 20178 yr I was gonna keep that one for next time . "Before you go, there is a big, hairy cockroach in that holding cell and it gives me the QUEASIES." - (Rosco tricks Enos in "Enos Strate to the Top")
September 8, 20178 yr "You're getting awful UPPITY since you come into all this money." - (Jesse to Holly in "Southern Comfurts")
September 8, 20178 yr Author “Ain’t no ordinary VARMINT....” (Jesse with his shotgun in “The Legacy”)
September 8, 20178 yr XXX ( The 3 X's found on the side of Hillbilly Moonshine jugs! .....does that count??) Edited September 8, 20178 yr by Hobie Harkins
September 10, 20178 yr The creamated ASHES of Boss's mama are in a racing trophy AWARDED yearly AT the Obstacle Derby.
September 12, 20178 yr "Hey, Rosco. What's the matter with Boss?" "Well, it's called 'GLUTTONOUS-NESS GREEDINESS.'" - (from "Cool Hands, Luke & Bo")
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