MaryAnne Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Well BL you've gone and done it now and it seems as if one of your own friends are going to pay for what you did! Bet you're real proud of yourself now, huh? Guess I would be too...I mean afterall, it is only a friend that will pay and not you. Hopefully that certian friend will be a forgiving friend towards you after all this said and done by the looks of it. Well, well, well and well, Garrett. How's about you just step right on in to Cell #01 heah and we'll find out if you're a forgiving cuss or not. BL certainly went and did it this time. She even forced me back to arresting Dukes! *escorts Garrett into the cell, closes the door. Locks it*To be honest, Garrett, yer probably safer in here. Ol' Brian's pretty upset about his um...patrol car...bein' dismantled. Wait 'till Boss gets the bill for that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Watches the cell door close and lock* Well I'm surprised at ya MaryAnne...arresting me out all them other people that are way more worthy of this treatment than I. I mean what have I done to anyone that deserves to be locked up for? And Brian's car? I understand him being upset...heck I'd be more than upset if anyone did something like that to Spittin' Cobra...but I had nothing to do with it! Honest! Afterall what I'd have to gain by dismantling his car? Nothing!*Shakes head in disagreement while taking a seat on the cot* I'm surprised ya'd sink this low as to arrest me, MaryAnne. I'd expect somethin' like this from ol' Hogg or Rosco, but you? You're definately messing with the wrong Duke this time. No question about it.*Lays on the rough and hard cot and closes eyes in attempt to ignore everything.* Well at least it comes with a free bed and now I've got a whole lotta free time on my hands by the looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Watches the cell door close and lock* Well I'm surprised at ya MaryAnne...arresting me out all them other people that are way more worthy of this treatment than I. I mean what have I done to anyone that deserves to be locked up for? And Brian's car? I understand him being upset...heck I'd be more than upset if anyone did something like that to Spittin' Cobra...but I had nothing to do with it! Honest! Afterall what I'd have to gain by dismantling his car? *Shakes head in disagreement while taking a seat on the cot* I'm surprised ya'd sink this low as to arrest me, MaryAnne. I'd expect somethin' like this from ol' Hogg or Rosco, but you? You're definately messing with the wrong Duke this time. No question about it. *Lays on the rough and hard cot and closes eyes in attempt to ignore everything.**looks through the bars of the outside window* I'm sorry Garrett it's my fault your in here, if I hadn't dismantled Brian's car you wouldn't be in this mess. Is there anything I can getcha?BL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Opens one eye* You've gotta lot of nerve coming over here after what you just done to me! I was here for you, I gave you chocolate milk and this is is what I get in return. Your friendship is very costly if you don't mind me saying so. Though at least you are willing to take credability for your own actions that should at least give you some credit. As for what you can get me...just seeing a friendly face as your own is good enough for me. How does it feel to be free, BL? You in here long enough you start to forget what freedom feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Garrett, sorry you got arrested. *stays by the stairs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Opens one eye* You've gotta lot of nerve coming over here after what you just done to me! I was here for you, I gave you chocolate milk and this is is what I get in return. Your friendship is very costly if you don't mind me saying so. Though at least you are willing to take credability for your own actions that should at least give you some credit. As for what you can get me...just seeing a friendly face as your own is good enough for me. How does it feel to be free, BL? You in here long enough you start to forget what freedom feels like. *swallows listening to the tirade wordlessly* It don't feel so great right now, you were here for me and because I did something I shouldn't have your the one paying for it. *sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *sits up on cot* Yeah well...I am guessing it could be worse. According to MaryAnne I am safer here so I suppose I should be grateful. Though I am finding it very difficult to think of how things could possibly be worse. Oh well...it is good to have visitors as yourself, Daney and BL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Eh don't feel so bad BL...someone's gotta be here. Might as well as be me. You had your turn and I suppose now it's my turn to rot in jail. You can enjoy your newfound freedom for me, how's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Eh don't feel so bad BL...someone's gotta be here. Might as well as be me. You had your turn and I suppose now it's my turn to rot in jail. You can enjoy your newfound freedom for me, how's that? *smiles a little* I'll try, glad your not mad at me. I'll do what I can to get you out even if I have to confess and spend more time behind those bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *sits up on cot* Yeah well...I am guessing it could be worse. According to MaryAnne I am safer here so I suppose I should be grateful. Though I am finding it very difficult to think of how things could possibly be worse. /QUOTE]I can think of several ways they could be worse..... *muttered darkly under breath, considering revenge* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Poor Garrett! stuck here in this dark, cramped old jail cell... Feel for ya buddy!Say, if you need someone to talk to, or get ya anything or possibly cause a big distraction so as you can bust outta here... You know who to call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Look at the bright side Garrett. All of us folks out here enjoying our freedom are in great danger of unjustly being thrown in jail for no reason whatsoever by moderators who are completely devoid of compassion or any sense of fairness. At least in there you don't have to constantly look over your shoulder wondering if you're going to be their next innocent victim. By the way, are those chipped beef cookies getting stale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 At least in there you don't have to constantly look over your shoulder wondering if you're going to be their next innocent victim. Haha! You just need to drive fast enough and find a sharp curve with pond! On the other end! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Grins, leaning against the jail cell bars*Well well lookit who has the lovely pleasure o' stayin' in the Iron Bar Hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Rolls eyes at Lori* Glad someone is enjoying me being here...maybe I'll have ol' Cooter find soimething hard and streinous for you to do to keep you busy for a change. Roger - you sure know how to look at the up side of things, don't ya? Guess I ain't lookin' over my shoulder because I already know it's I that is their next innocent victim. What chipped beef cookies? They haven't given me no drink nor food since I got here, I think I'm gonna start to complain of abuse of prisoner since they are seemingly trying to starve and dehydrate me to death. Thanks for the sympathy GeneralleeGirl. Thanks for the offer...I may have to take you up on that. As for now, I'll have to think of my clever idea on how to escape. Shouldn't be too hard. . .Nah I ain't too mad BL...if I were you, I'd have done the same thing...though don't tell Brian or any other law officer. Though am still wondering how they seemingly got the impression that it was I that demantled Brian's patrol car. *Shrugs* Don't matter though, I'll be glad to take the credit for that one...bet you had fun doin' it. *finger to lips* Shhhh don't confess. You don't want a return visit back here...I can handle myself. Oh I'm sure there are ways that things could be worse, Brian and I am sure you of all people would be all glad and willing to tell or show me how they could turn worse. Though if you are going to threaten me, stop your muttering and tell me face to face as so I can defend myself rightfully. *Shrugs* By the way, sorry to hear about your patrol car, but that is maddening.Oh by the way, Brian, what's my bail? So I can excuse myself from this sorry place you call a jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 *Rolls eyes at Lori* Glad someone is enjoying me being here...maybe I'll have ol' Cooter find soimething hard and streinous for you to do to keep you busy for a change. That won't do any good Garrett she won't do it if she don't want to unless Cooter stays after her to get it done. *whispers* she can be a bit lazy. Nah I ain't too mad BL...if I were you' date=' I'd have done the same thing...though don't tell Brian or any other law officer. Though am still wondering how they seemingly got the impression that it was I that demantled Brian's patrol car. *Shrugs* Don't matter though, I'll be glad to take the credit for that one...bet you had fun doin' it. *finger to lips* Shhhh don't confess. You don't want a return visit back here...I can handle myself. [/quote']I won't say a word *zips lip smiling*....*frowns* they know who did it, your just the unfortunate victim of Brian's wrath he thought it would be a better way to teach me a lesson to lock up a friend than to put me back in there. Heh yeah it was fun *smirks, leaning against the bars arms folded over chest* Are you sure there's not something I can get you? Maybe something to eat or drink I noticed they haven't bothered to bring you either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Well I'd much rather take the credit for dismantling a patrol car than to become someone's lesson they need to learn...did you learn your lesson? Whatever it is you were suppose to learn?Hmmm thanks for the offer BL...food or drink sounds pretty good about now. They've seemed to forget that little detail when they arrested me...that I may actually need to drink and eat something to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Lori, lazy? Who'd have thought it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Aaaawright, so I admit...I can be a bit sluggish when it comes to work...*grumbles* Feh, who asked for your input jailbird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Well I'd much rather take the credit for dismantling a patrol car than to become someone's lesson they need to learn...did you learn your lesson? Whatever it is you were suppose to learn?Hmmm thanks for the offer BL...food or drink sounds pretty good about now. They've seemed to forget that little detail when they arrested me...that I may actually need to drink and eat something to survive.Yup sure did....next time I dismantle Brian's car HIDE IT! *mutters*.....What can I getcha to eat and drink? Maybe a hot plate of today's special from the cafe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Aaaawright, so I admit...I can be a bit sluggish when it comes to work...*grumbles* Feh, who asked for your input jailbird?nobody had to it was free *smirks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Abuse of prisoners?? Garrett, you been in jail maybe 15 minutes heah (by HNet timin' LOL) and you're already cryin' abuse? Man, you're something else.And that's why you're in jail. Yeah, you're innocent. We all know BL dismantled Brian's car. And we said that one of BL's friends would pay the price.And Roger, as for bein' fair and having compassion... we are fair! I put everybody's name in a hat and drew the lucky winner, which happened to be Garrett. Any suggestion that I might have put in a few names more than once is completed unfounded!And we are compassionate! I got a fresh plate of chocolate cookies here... *brings the tray over to the cell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 *sits up on cot* Yeah well...I am guessing it could be worse. According to MaryAnne I am safer here so I suppose I should be grateful. Though I am finding it very difficult to think of how things could possibly be worse. /QUOTE]I can think of several ways they could be worse..... *muttered darkly under breath, considering revenge*Well Brian ol' buddy and pal if you are looking for some help in the revenge department you know you can count on me for any help you might need, or for a partner in *ahem* crime... so to speak! *chuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Fifteen minutes? That has gotta be the world's record for the longest fifteen minutes ever lived! I think you need to go back to elementary school and relearn how to tell time because I am real sure it has been way longer than fifteen minutes since you thrown me in to this dark hole. And of course I'm crying abuse...you're abusing me by the lack of food and the lack of my rights, the lack of my phone call...and lack of my lawyer! That all spells A-B-U-S-E! Though who needs a lawyer when I can do it all myself it seems. . . Though I am glad that you do see that I am something else. Oh and while you just confessed of my innocence that you also are full aware of my innocence, and yet I remain locked up for little to no reason at all...you are also seemingly abusing your authority! You sure do enjoy spreading the abuse around here, don't ya?*Eyes the tray of cookies as they reach the cell* They look and smell real good MaryAnne, but how I know I can trust ya? That'd be one easy way to clean out a cell for a new prisoner by posioning the old one...wouldn't have to deal with paper work or the fight over bail. Hmmm Bail, what's my lousy bail gonna be? *Shrugs before grabbing a cookie* Oh well might as well as risk death from a cookie than starving to death. *Takes a bite* They taste good too and so far the posion has yet to reach me. Thanks for the cookie MaryAnne...it does show that you do have at least a little bit of compassion within ya. Oh and BL...a nice warm plate from the cafe sounds great. Would really hit the spot after that cookie. It'll be kinda backwards eating the cookie or the desert before the main dish, but hey this place seems to be a little backwards at the moment. Afterall, aren't you suppose to be arresting people that you are thinkin' of being guilty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Well Brian ol' buddy and pal if you are looking for some help in the revenge department you know you can count on me for any help you might need, or for a partner in *ahem* crime... so to speak! *chuckles*C'mon Alex...what I ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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