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Dang you are impatient Brian! ;) A great story takes time and if my freedom depends on it, it's gonna be a perfect story just to make sure it warrants my freedom. I'd be done if there wasn't so much distractions around here.

*Goes back to writing only to throw the pen across the cell* Dang thing is outta ink. Got any more pens on ya Brian that I could borrow?

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You got yourself a deal, BL...where ever you are. Take out food is great, but perhaps it would be good for a change and eat it at the actual cafe. ;)

As for you Miss Lori...for your info I am not procrasinating. I am working on a well worked and well plotted story that will make go on to make me millions of dollars and make me famous. You'll be seeing my pretty face on the back of the cover. :D

Eh thanks for the offer of the tape recorder MaryAnne, but as soon as I find myself a new pen to write with, I think I'll be shutting up and writing my masterpiece.

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You got yourself a deal, BL...where ever you are. Take out food is great, but perhaps it would be good for a change and eat it at the actual cafe. ;)

*tiptoes back down the stairs* I'm right here Garrett, I heard Brian coming and decided outta sight out of mind might be the better part of valor for me. *Smiles* It's a date as soon as your free. Hey why's the computer unplugged *picks up cord from floor* guess someone tripped over it and unplugged it probably Brian *plugs it back in* now you can finish that story and we can get a bite to eat at the cafe sooner.

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Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here in plannin' any ron-dee-voos, Garrett. Here, here's a box o' pens for ya... *hands over a box of blue Bic pens, blue being the only ink the Hazzard law writes with.*

After you make your millions with your masterpiece you can pay me back for the pens.

Tho' by the time you get that story done, pens may be obsolete. ;)

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Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here in plannin' any ron-dee-voos, Garrett. Here, here's a box o' pens for ya... *hands over a box of blue Bic pens, blue being the only ink the Hazzard law writes with.*

After you make your millions with your masterpiece you can pay me back for the pens.

Tho' by the time you get that story done, pens may be obsolete. ;)

He must really like the jail cell or maybe hes partial to the chipped beef on toast, or maybe being a Duke, he thinks of the jail as his second home! *chuckles*

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A second home? *Raises an eye brow up in question* Well at least there is no rent to pay and I don't have to pay a penny for the nasty food here. Nah I'll make my way outta this joint one way or another and I am willing to bet that every one of ya will miss me when I'm gone.

He must really like the jail cell or maybe hes partial to the chipped beef on toast, or maybe being a Duke, he thinks of the jail as his second home! *chuckles*
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Thanks for the pens MaryAnne, knew I could count on ya even though it was you who escorted me into this cell. And I ain't lookin' too far ahead of myself...just trying to look for a way to shine a little hope my way.

Though really, blue ink? Guess you do have Boss' minimal pay to work with, but still, blue? What ever happened to good ol' black ink? *Shrugs while reopening notebook to look at what has written* Now the ink won't match...there goes the perfection of my masterpiece. Oh well...I guess when you get yourself arrested you have to work with what you've got...even if I got here by mistake on account I'm innocent.

Thanks for the pens...now I can actually get my great little story wrote with hope earning my bail.

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here in plannin' any ron-dee-voos, Garrett. Here, here's a box o' pens for ya... *hands over a box of blue Bic pens, blue being the only ink the Hazzard law writes with.*

After you make your millions with your masterpiece you can pay me back for the pens.

Tho' by the time you get that story done, pens may be obsolete. ;)

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*Continues to write while talking* Hmph...Why are you in such a big hurry to get my story for Brian? Excited about reading such a great story? Perhaps I'll write a note of thanks to you upon the first couple of pages before getting it published, after all, it was because of you I got it wrote. ;) Anxious for your next victim I suppose. . .Anyway, trust me, you'll be gettin' it and gettin' it sooner than you think. I am looking forward to finally getting out of this dump and getting my motorcycle back...better be getting it back in excellent shape witha full tank of gas. Can't wait to catch up on the sleep I lost in here due to that rock hard mattress you call a bed...can't see how anyone can sleep on that...the floor is more comfortable. And food? I'd rather starve to death than eat your nasty food...luckily BL has helped provide food for me so I didn't starve to death while I was forced to stay here. Trust me Brian...I'm on my way out and am looking forward to it!

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*Closes cover of notebook* There I am now officially done with my story...you happy Brian? I just handed it over to MaryAnne along with those hideious blue ink pens she loaned me to write it with. Hope you enjoy my story Brian...glad to know I have at least one fan of my work that looks forward to reading it. :)

Now...I done my bail, let me out!

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*Closes cover of notebook* There I am now officially done with my story...you happy Brian? I just handed it over to MaryAnne along with those hideious blue ink pens she loaned me to write it with. Hope you enjoy my story Brian...glad to know I have at least one fan of my work that looks forward to reading it. :)

Now...I done my bail, let me out!

Can't wait to read it. I'm lookin' forward to you gettin' outta jail too. *cracks knuckles*

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