Meadowmufn Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 We all have our favorite Christmas Carols. Do you ever find yourself "duke-ifying" them by changing the lyrics? If so, post your masterpieces here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 We all have our favorite Christmas Carols. Do you ever find yourself "duke-ifying" them by changing the lyrics? If so, post your masterpieces here!I did three songs, heres #1!Sheriff Rosco’s Coming to Town.He’s handing out tickets, Writing them twice, He don’t care if you’re naughty or nice, Sheriff Rosco’s coming to townHe sees you when you're driving He knows which way you go,He’ll blast those sirens and chase you,Even if youre going slow, You better watch out You better not cry He’ll write you a ticket, It don’t matter why,Sheriff Rosco’s coming to town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 song #2!Bo Duke Got Run Over By A Reindeer Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes!He'd been drinkin' too much flat beer, And Luke begged him not to go. But he’d let the General elsewhere, And went to get him as he stumbled out into the snow.When they found Bo Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on his forehead, And incriminatin' Hogg marks on his back.Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes!Now the ham is on the table And the apple pies so golden brown, There’s a ton of food now at the Duke house,Now that Bo and his appetite aren’t around, The Dukes have warned all their friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Bo Duke got run over by a reindeer Walking to the farmhouse from the Boars Nest, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for the now lone Duke boy… he believes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Song #3!On the 1st day of ChristmasOn the 1st day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me….A ride in the General Lee….On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Two beers at the Boars Nest…And a ride in the General Lee….On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Three flat tires…Two beers at the Boars NestAnd a ride in the General Lee…On the 4th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 5th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Fiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 6th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 7th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 8th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Eight speeding tickets,Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 9th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Nine Hazzard shortcuts,Eight speeding tickets,Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 10th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Ten Cooter tune-upsNine Hazzard shortcuts,Eight speeding tickets,Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 11th day of Christmas, the Duke boys gave to me…Eleven phony charges,Ten Cooter tune-upsNine Hazzard shortcuts,Eight speeding tickets,Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a ride in the General Lee…On the 12th day of Christmas, the Duke Boys gave to me…Twelve bungled bad guys,Eleven phony charges,Ten Cooter tune-upsNine Hazzard shortcuts,Eight speeding tickets,Seven scuffed patrol cars,Six doggy num-numsFiiiiive… jugs of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!Four blown up stills,Three flat tires,Two beers at the Boars Nest,And a riiiiiide in the General Leeeeeee… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted December 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 If you've already posted a Dukes Christmas song on the forums, just post a link to it in this thread. Here's another 12 Days of Christmas entry...http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7089 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 If you've already posted a Dukes Christmas song on the forums, just post a link to it in this thread. Here's another 12 Days of Christmas entry...http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7089how do i post links im really bad at this cause i was gonna use the one i made up the other day the one with mine and your signatures in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 On the First day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see......Enos kissing DaisyOn the Second day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see........... a Coltrain in a big treeOn the Third day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see............the boys in the General LeeOn the Fourth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see..........Boss being lazyOn the Fifth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see.......Cooter being CrazyOn the Sixth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see.........Rosco being nosyOn the Seventh day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see...... the boys skinny dippingOn the Eighth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see.........Boss counting his moneyOn the Ninth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see..........Cooter fixing the General LeeOn the Tenth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see......the boys driving DaisyOn the Eleventh day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see..........Uncle Jesse lookin' worried bout' DaisyOn the Twelth day of Christmas in Hazzard I did see.......Enos marrying Daisyahh wat the heck i just typed it again if you dont mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted December 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 how do i post links im really bad at this cause i was gonna use the one i made up the other day the one with mine and your signatures in itI already posted a link to yours. You just have to copy and paste the link and the forum will automatically create the link for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 I already posted a link to yours. You just have to copy and paste the link and the forum will automatically create the link for you.oh sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7089thanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Heres another song!Do you hear what I hear? Said the Sheriff to his velvet earsDo you see what I seeWay up in the sky velvet earsDo you see what I seeThe General Lee, The General LeeFlying in the nightWith a jump as high as a kiteWith a jump as high as a kiteDo you hear what I hear?Said the Sheriff to his DeputyDo you hear what I hearRinging through the sky DeputyDo you hear what I hearA car, a carHigh above the treesWith an engine as loud as the seaWith an engine as loud as the seaDo you hear what I hear?Said the Deputy to the mighty HoggDo you know what I knowIn your county office mighty HoggDo you know what I knowTwo Dukes, Two DukesAre sitting in your jail, And they have no money for bail,And they have no money for bailDo you hear what I hear?Said the Hogg to the Hazzard citizens,Listen to what I sayTwo Dukes, Two DukesAre sleeping in my jailAnd they have no money for bail,Wont you help and get money for bail?Two Dukes, Two Dukes Now can pay the fee!And now they have been set free! And now they have been… set… freeeeeeee!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 We got some talented folks here on the Hazzardnet. LOL You guys crack me up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Coltrane Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 The Mr. Grinch SongYou're a mean one, Mr. Hogg.You really are a pig.You're as cuddly as a polecat in a Loretta Lynn wig.Mr. Hogg.You're a stale mug of beerWithout any fizz.You're a monster, Mr. Hogg.You make Rosco drive into a hole.You blame everything on the sherriff,When the fault is all your own.Mr. Hogg.You wouldn't even help him,To get poor Flash a bone.You're a vile one, Mr. Hogg.No one can trust your smile.You rob the people left and rightThe Dukes can't get fair trial.Mr. Hogg.Even Jesse won't put up with you,And he's known you for a while.You're a foul one, Mr. Hogg.Poor Daisy's not been paid.You never let her keep her tips,And her shorts are getting frayed.Mr. Hogg.And if they get any shorter,The men are going to go insane!You're a rotter, Mr. Hogg.Lulu doesn't know what to do.You don't appreciate herThough she's always there for you,Mr. Hogg.You'd better change your ways real quick,Or she just might be leaving you.You nauseate me, Mr. Hogg.Like a pair of Cooter's socks.You're as dirty as a dipstickWhen the oil is only clots.Mr. Hogg.You're a plate of raw liver with black coffee,With arsenic sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaisyMaeDuke Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 (This is pretty bad, but it was fun....to the tune of O Christmas Tree)O General Lee, O General Lee...Your beauty is unchangingO General Lee, O General Lee...Your beauty is unchangingBright orange paint, with 01 on the sideRebel flag on the hood, Dixie sounding in the sky O General Lee, O General Lee...Your beauty is unchanging.O General Lee, O General Lee...Your flying ways delight meO General Lee, O General lee...Your flying ways delight meYou jump the pond so easilyMake ducks scatter so fearfullyO General Lee, O General Lee...Your flying ways delight meO General Lee, O General Lee...You serve the Dukes so faithfullyO General Lee, O General Lee...You serve the Dukes so faithfullyWhen Rosco chases you get awayBoss's scam is foiled, again that day...O General Lee, O General Lee...You serve the Dukes so faithfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Coltrane Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Deck the HallsDeck the farm with Nascar trophiesFa la la la la la la la laPut them up with Daisy's laundryFa la la la la la la la laIs there room next to the moonshine?Fa la la la la la la la laDrink it now because it's primeFa la la la la la la la laDeck the Boar's Nest with some hollyFa la la la la la la la laBefore we all get drunk by gollyFa la la la la la la la laAll the beer is watered downFa la la la la la la la laSo we won't get drunk, but we might drownFa la la la la la la la laDeck the jail with Bo and LukeFa la la la la la la la laArrested again for being DukesFa la la la la la la la laBail is the same as the mortgage dueFa la la la la la la la laDoes this sound like a standard episode to you?Fa la la la la la la la laDeck the General by a speed trapFa la la la la la la la laThe boys are runnin' for Rosco an' FlashFa la la la la la la la laNow they do another jumpFa la la la la la la la laAnd Rosco's car is now a speed bumpFa la la la la la la la la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 It's been nearly 2 years since anyone posted a Duke-ified Christmas song, so I thougth it was about time we had a new one. I originally wrote this a few months ago, but thought I'd wait until December to post it. Looking at it now, there's no mention of Christmas in my version, but most of the others don't mention Christmas either .My song is to the tune of 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland'. To get you in the mood, here's Connie Francis's version, which I was listening to when I changed the words.Driving in a Hazzard Wonderland - (apologies to all who've recorded it before)Dixie soundsAre you listeningIn the jugShine is glisteningWe're filled with delight, there's Dukes on tonightA driving in a Hazzard wonderlandGone away is Grady ByrdHere to stayIs Rosco's wordThere's one-ninety proofA flag on the roofA driving in a Hazzard wonderlandIn the workshopCooter builds a ChargerAnd declares that it's the Gen'ral LeeHe fits a three eighteen, we say largerThen jump him o'er the creek for all to seeLater onWe'll perspireAs we change that flat tireAnd try to evadeArrests that are madeA driving in a Hazzard wonderlandIn the workshop ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 LOL Very nice Hoss.It put a smile on my face (and it's still there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted December 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I am sooooooo stealing that.. err, I mean, can I "borrow" that to post on the HNet facebook page? Of course, I'll give ya credit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 No probs Mufn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJamesDuke Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Joy to the World - A Hazzard County Christmas! *Words in brackets are interludes - spoken over the musical break, to the tune of Joy to the World!*(Daisy: Let's sing some Carols!Bo: Alright, but me an' Luke got one of our own...special to Hazzard County.Luke: Uhh no, Bo's got one of his own. I had no hand in this. I just play guitar)Joy to the worldThe Dukes are here!All full of Christmas Cheer!Daisy's turkey's brownin'And Jesse's runnin' carollin'The Duke Boys are runnin' tooAway from the boys in blueReady for ChristmasIn Hazzard County!(Luke: We're runnin' from the law Bo? Even on Christmas?Bo: Hey it wouldn't be Hazzard County if we weren't!)Joy to the WorldThe Gen'ral's backWith Bo and Luke in tact.Rosco was not so luckyGot stuck in something muckyBut Cooter will tow him backPraying Boss won't give him the sack!In time for ChristmasIn Hazzard County!(Rosco: Khee Khee! Look at that Flash! I'm in the song!Boss: You lose them Duke Boys again before New Year and that ain't the only thing you'll be in!)Joy to the WorldPlease don't be blueOur song is nearly through (Luke: Thank the lord, this is so cheesy Bo)We thank you old and newfor sticking to us like glueWe just have one thing to sayBefore we all part waysMerry ChristmasFrom Hazzard County!(Luke: That is the absolute last time I let you write the carol Bo.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 *applauds* Bravo! Excellent BoJames, really cleve!! rAas are all the songs in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 ROFL I love it. I love it. Khee Khee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyTheReindeer Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Nothing brings out Christmas spirit like...Christmas spirits. *pours a glass of private-stock egg nog* These are impressive carols you got going. Might just have pick one out as a winner at the Christmas party. Anybody else got one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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