Amanda Coltrane

I think that's Ransom of Hazzard County.

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Don't you know it's rude to read over somebody's shoulder?

Ding dang it! This sure ain't gonna help my acne problem any.

Flash: I wonder if they realize that Boss has a carton of doughnuts hidden back here...

It is TOO my natural hair color!

Everybody was kung-fu fiiiightiiiiing!

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You will be in my prayers.

Actually...I was thinking Luke was saying it to Rosco, but I guess it could work the other way around. Could write a nice fan-fic about that one.

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Well...at least now I ain't gotta wash it.

You're trying to impress the new Carson girl too huh?

All right now! Who drank all the milk and then put the empty carton back in the fridge?

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Dang it Bo...I told you not to eat so many chili dogs...

Wolf Creek Pass is in southern Colorado. We used to have to make road trips over that sucker all the time going to gramma's house. "Over the river and through the woods..." Okay, I'll let you go back to your trivia now.

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Deck the Halls Deck the farm with Nascar trophies Fa la la la la la la la la Put them up with Daisy's laundry Fa la la la la la la la la Is there room next to the moonshine? Fa la la la la la la la la Drink it now because it's prime Fa la la la la la la la la Deck the Boar's Nest with some holly Fa la la la la la la la la Before we all get drunk by golly Fa la la la la la la la la All the beer is watered down Fa la la la la la la la la So we won't get drunk, but we might drown Fa la la la la la la la la Deck the jail with Bo and Luke Fa la la la la la la la la Arrested again for being Dukes Fa la la la la la la la la Bail is the same as the mortgage due Fa la la la la la la la la Does this sound like a standard episode to you? Fa la la la la la la la la Deck the General by a speed trap Fa la la la la la la la la The boys are runnin' for Rosco an' Flash Fa la la la la la la la la Now they do another jump Fa la la la la la la la la And Rosco's car is now a speed bump Fa la la la la la la la la

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The Mr. Grinch Song You're a mean one, Mr. Hogg. You really are a pig. You're as cuddly as a polecat in a Loretta Lynn wig. Mr. Hogg. You're a stale mug of beer Without any fizz. You're a monster, Mr. Hogg. You make Rosco drive into a hole. You blame everything on the sherriff, When the fault is all your own. Mr. Hogg. You wouldn't even help him, To get poor Flash a bone. You're a vile one, Mr. Hogg. No one can trust your smile. You rob the people left and right The Dukes can't get fair trial. Mr. Hogg. Even Jesse won't put up with you, And he's known you for a while. You're a foul one, Mr. Hogg. Poor Daisy's not been paid. You never let her keep her tips, And her shorts are getting frayed. Mr. Hogg. And if they get any shorter, The men are going to go insane! You're a rotter, Mr. Hogg. Lulu doesn't know what to do. You don't appreciate her Though she's always there for you, Mr. Hogg. You'd better change your ways real quick, Or she just might be leaving you. You nauseate me, Mr. Hogg. Like a pair of Cooter's socks. You're as dirty as a dipstick When the oil is only clots. Mr. Hogg. You're a plate of raw liver with black coffee, With arsenic sauce.