Skipper Duke Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 Snowman:"How much did you say it was?" Bandit:"$80,000!" Snowman:"Waynette!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 Junior - “What is it?” Buford - “A little fly sh**” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 IT'S NEVER been done before HOT Sh** ...... WATCH YOUR mouth LITTLE LADY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I’ll be glad to tell ya Mistah Bandit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Trooper:"Did you see that? They went right thru our roadblock!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“You sumb**ches couldn’t close an umbrella!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Beware to any HazzardNet members who are also on Facebook The Facebook algorithms jail you for quoting this movie. Mostly for posting most of Buford T. Justice quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 Buford - "This is Sheriff Buford T Justice. I’m in pursuit of a black trans am. He’s all mine…so stay outta the way!" Branford - "This is Sheriff George Branford of Deason County Arkansas. We are apprised of the situation and are taking the appropriate measures. Did you say you are a Sheriff?" Buford - "That’s a big 10-4! This is Sheriff Buford T Justice of Texas!" Branford - "Texas?!? You know of course that you are out of your jurisdiction. I suggest you let my department handle the situation." Buford - "That’s very comforting. But I’m in high speed pursuit! Don’t you hear good?!?" Branford - "I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a Sheriff is not germane to the situation." Buford - "The Got D*** Germans got nothing to do with it!" Junior - "What did he say?" Buford - "Shut up! One sh** at a time!" Junior - "Alright." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 10-4 hot pants we copy! Let go of the button!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Did anyone notice that Snowman’s truck mysteriously gained a bull bar for a few seconds as he was entering the Fairgrounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: 10-4 hot pants we copy! Let go of the button!!!! A bit of context would help, as well as indicating that two different people are speaking (I don't think their characters are named). Here's the scene where Bandit asks Hot Pants Hilliard to hold up the pursuing police cars. The quote above appears at about 1:50. 2 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Did anyone notice that Snowman’s truck mysteriously gained a bull bar for a few seconds as he was entering the Fairgrounds. I did (see at about 1:05 in the video below). I also noticed that the helicopter following them disappears just before they get to the fairgrounds. You'd have thought they'd be needed most when the cars on the ground were blocked. The Atlanta patrol cars at the fairgrounds are similar, albeit older models, to the ones in 'Daisy's Song' (below). The badges appear to be realistic for the Atlanta cars of the time, although the real ones had a number in the white rectangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. Can you see anything?" Jr. Justice:"Yeah it's a football game. Can we stay and watch daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Uh you stay and watch the game I'm goin back!" Jr. Justice:"But daddy-" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Would you look around in that junk and see if my son's in there?" Jr. Justice:"Here I am daddy." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Will you stop playin with your coconuts and get in the car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Big Enos:"Bandit! Me and my son are here!" Bandit:"Ah ha ha ha!" Oh I love your suits boys but it must be a b**** tryin' to find a 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Jr. Justice:"But daddy my zipper's stuck...." Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Let me tell you somethin' Jr. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe, an' you'll never have to open your fly again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 (edited) Bandit:"You must be in a h*** of a hurry, huh Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You bet your a$$ on that boy!" Bandit:"Who you chasin'? Somebody chasin' you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"NOBODIES chasin' me boy! I’ve been chasing a g**d*** maniac all the way from Texarkana Texas to here!" Bandit:"Really? What is he a bank robber?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Bank robber? Bank Robbin is baby s*** along side of what this dude is doin', almost killed 20 law officers, drivin' through people's backyards, knockin done mailboxes, got a broad in the car, crossin state line, that’s a man act, I don’t think he has her permission, and that’s kidnappin, how’s that for high jinx?" “burps” "what do I owe?" Edited February 23, 2022 by Skipper Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Snowman:"Come on Fred. Come on, boy. Fred..... Fred! Don’t you make me come after you! I'm in hurry and you wanna go for a swim. You’re driving me crazy, Fred. You’re driving me crazy." Bandit:"By the time you get that d*** dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. 'Cause by then, that Smokey will have gone right by you." Snowman:"How'd he know that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Give it a fast shake, I’m in a high speed pursuit. Get in the car junior. Every bodys watching." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Jr. Justice:"“Who’s in there daddy?” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“I don’t know but it ain’t Jacques Cousteau.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Jr. Justice:"Daddy there’s a fish that looks exactly like our fish!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"That IS our fish, you m***e t**t. GRAB IT!!!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Looks like your mama. Smells like her too." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Very nice, Junior. That was very nice. You know, when this is all over, I’m gonna buy you a nice lobotomy." Jr. Justice:"Oh, thank you daddy!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Ya know, why did Buford ask Jr. if he wanted something, if he knew he wasn't gonna order him anything anyway? This has always puzzled me. I answered it by telling people who ask it, "Because then we wouldn't have the classic comical "We got no time fer that crap!" scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Big Enos:"Hoss. Where might I find The Bandit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 8 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Big Enos: "Hoss. Where might I find The Bandit?" Sorry, Big Enos, I don't know where he is. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Bandit:"Sheriff I've been chased by the best of 'em. An' son, you must be part coon hound, cuz you make 'em all look like they're runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well thank you very much Mr. Bandit, and may I say as the pursuer that you're the g**d***est pursuee I ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull s*** is over, where are you, you sumb****!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Bandit:"Sheriff I been meanin' to ask you. Why are you followin' me?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Well, I'd be very happy to tell you Mr. Bandit! I didn't come all this way, to go home with empty pockets! When I get you home, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country, an' I'm gonna hang you from it!" Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted February 25, 2022 Report Share Posted February 25, 2022 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“Junior, retirement is cat sh**” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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