February 10, 200719 yr From Cletus Falls in Love:Rosco to the Duke boys in jail: Sleep tight and don't let the crawdeads bite.
February 15, 200719 yr glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to youjames best or rather rosco
March 16, 200719 yr My Favorite Quotes by Rosco are:"Enos, You Dipstick!""What a hurrendous crash!""You Scuffed My Vehicle!""We're in Hot Pursuit!""That's a Big 10-4 My Little Fat Buddy""Cyck Cyck""Flash wants a doggie num num""What kind of fuels do fossils run off of?""Im gonna cuff em and stuff em!""Enos, you don't say go fish in rummie you dummie""You married my fat sister"
April 12, 200719 yr from RIP Henry Flatt. "Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
May 1, 200719 yr I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything.
May 2, 200719 yr I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything. In my yard, we got three stray cats that hang around and it seems the male Tuxedo cat Socks never gets to eat either. There's Bandit she is a Calico but you can't tell all the time and she is expecting some little Bandits right now and she getting big now. And there is the little guy Tiger he is tiger-striped kitten maybe a year old now and between him and Bandit, Socks never gets to eat he's pretty thin as well.
June 6, 200719 yr glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to youjames best or rather roscoJimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL.
June 6, 200719 yr Jimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL.LOL! You SOB your adlibbing again! Get off the stage!
June 6, 200719 yr Jimmie's and Sorrell's adlibbing were some of the best parts of the show. They made the writers look good. LOL.
June 7, 200719 yr Enos, You DipstickWhat a hurrendous crashYou Scuffed My VehicleWe're in Hot PursuitIm gonna cuff em and stuff em
November 7, 200718 yr I like this one by Rosco's Mama from "Mrs Rosco P Coltrane" after Rosco told her he was marrying someone he had met through a computer dating service. "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?"
April 15, 200818 yr On "The Return of the Mean Green Machine" Boss said to Rosco...."The Best offense is a bigger offense" To which Rosco responded...."And I tell ya, we are the most offensive people in these parts"
April 23, 200818 yr This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine"It's Rosco speaking to Boss"You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums"
February 6, 200917 yr This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine"It's Rosco speaking to Boss"You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums"dont wanna offend any one but i remember one when Rosco was talking to Sherrif Little and Rosco says "its Coltrain there aint no 'brain' in it" i laughed so hard when he said that
February 6, 200917 yr From the show "One armed bandit", when Bo and Luke break Daisy out of jail and leave a dummy Daisy in the cell, and Enos comes out with the doll and rosco says" Judas priest on a pony, you can't even keep a bird in a cage"That stuck with me for some reason, because he said it again in "The peoples choice", when this couple(forgot their name) were getting married on a moving truck and went by Rosco who was fixing a flat and said, "Judas priest on a pony", then said sorry preacher..hehehe
February 7, 200917 yr dont wanna offend any one but i remember one when Rosco was talking to Sherrif Little and Rosco says "its Coltrain there aint no 'brain' in it" i laughed so hard when he said thatTo which Sheriff Little replied "You can say that again." BAHA! That's one of my favorites too. Khee!
October 7, 200916 yr I love this one from "High Flyin' Dukes".Rosco just got thrown out of a second floor window of the Hazzard Hotel. There just happened to be a moving crew with a bunch of furniture on the street.Rosco hit a mattress, bounced over his patrol car into Boss's arms. Boss then fell into an easy chair with Rosco in his lap. The chair then rolled across the street and stopped at a parking meter just as the red "Violation" sign popped up on the meter. Rosco then got out his ticket book while still in Boss's lap and Boss asked him what he was doing. Rosco's response..."I'm writing you a ticket for overparking."
October 10, 200916 yr This isn't from a paticular episode but I love when he says this: "That woulda killed ten ordinary men!"
October 10, 200916 yr This isn't from a paticular episode but I love when he says this: "That woulda killed ten ordinary men!"hahahhaa, that was from "Good bye General Lee", for that jump and fly contest...lol
October 10, 200916 yr huh, maybe drag and fly, crap, saw it 3 days ago and still don' have it right...lol
October 10, 200916 yr Hey dukefan, he's actually said that in several episodes. I liked it so much I used to have the episodes he said it in written down. To be truthful, I'm not sure how many times he said "ten ordinary men". Most of the time he just said "an ordinary man" so you might be right that "ten" was only from that episode.In any event, that was a clever line. I wonder if it was originally the idea of a writer or James Best himself.
October 10, 200916 yr Hey dukefan, he's actually said that in several episodes. I liked it so much I used to have the episodes he said it in written down. To be truthful, I'm not sure how many times he said "ten ordinary men". Most of the time he just said "an ordinary man" so you might be right that "ten" was only from that episode.In any event, that was a clever line. I wonder if it was originally the idea of a writer or James Best himself.Lol Roger, I agree it was a clever line. I don't know if this counts as a quote, but thought it was funny...When Rosco was told not to catch the dukes, to let them be, then Rosco said" Well, what do you need me for then Boss???"And boss says;"Rosco, I have been asking myself that very same questions, ever since I marry your fat sister, my wife LuLu..."The face Rosco made was so funny...lol
October 14, 200916 yr I just got to wondering if they let the actors change the lines around a bit if they thought of something that would work better than what they had oringinaly written. Hmmmm I wonder........ anyone know?........
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