Bill-Duke Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 From Cletus Falls in Love:Rosco to the Duke boys in jail: Sleep tight and don't let the crawdeads bite. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james best Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to youjames best or rather rosco Eri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traintownofcowee Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 My Favorite Quotes by Rosco are:"Enos, You Dipstick!""What a hurrendous crash!""You Scuffed My Vehicle!""We're in Hot Pursuit!""That's a Big 10-4 My Little Fat Buddy""Cyck Cyck""Flash wants a doggie num num""What kind of fuels do fossils run off of?""Im gonna cuff em and stuff em!""Enos, you don't say go fish in rummie you dummie""You married my fat sister" Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 from RIP Henry Flatt. "Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? Is that you coffin?" Skipper Duke and MrsRosco1996 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enos Fan Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything. MrsRosco1996 and Eri 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 I caught another great Rosco moment today while watching 'Vance's Girl'. He's sitting on the car hood about to eat a hot dog.*There's no dog in a hot dog, that's just what they're called.* He says this just after Flash 'woofs' at him and he is about to take a bite. I almost fell off my chair with laughter. Poor Rosco, never got to eat his hot dog either. But, that was a really cute moment. IMO. No wonder Rosco's so thin, between Boss Hogg and Flash, the poor guy never gets to eat anything. In my yard, we got three stray cats that hang around and it seems the male Tuxedo cat Socks never gets to eat either. There's Bandit she is a Calico but you can't tell all the time and she is expecting some little Bandits right now and she getting big now. And there is the little guy Tiger he is tiger-striped kitten maybe a year old now and between him and Bandit, Socks never gets to eat he's pretty thin as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 glad you liked my added jokes on the dukes best to youjames best or rather roscoJimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco_Lover Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Jimmie makes a good point. He adlibbed a lot of his lines. As he said on the CMT special, if the lines were good, the writers took credit for it. If they fell flat, they'd say "that SOB is adlibbing again!" LOL.LOL! You SOB your adlibbing again! Get off the stage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Jimmie's and Sorrell's adlibbing were some of the best parts of the show. They made the writers look good. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgeneral_lee01xx Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Enos, You DipstickWhat a hurrendous crashYou Scuffed My VehicleWe're in Hot PursuitIm gonna cuff em and stuff em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I like this one by Rosco's Mama from "Mrs Rosco P Coltrane" after Rosco told her he was marrying someone he had met through a computer dating service. "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?" Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 On "The Return of the Mean Green Machine" Boss said to Rosco...."The Best offense is a bigger offense" To which Rosco responded...."And I tell ya, we are the most offensive people in these parts" Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine"It's Rosco speaking to Boss"You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums" Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 This is also from "The Return of the Mean Green Machine"It's Rosco speaking to Boss"You're the only man I know that can steal a man's teeth....and then come back for the gums"dont wanna offend any one but i remember one when Rosco was talking to Sherrif Little and Rosco says "its Coltrain there aint no 'brain' in it" i laughed so hard when he said that Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukefan Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 From the show "One armed bandit", when Bo and Luke break Daisy out of jail and leave a dummy Daisy in the cell, and Enos comes out with the doll and rosco says" Judas priest on a pony, you can't even keep a bird in a cage"That stuck with me for some reason, because he said it again in "The peoples choice", when this couple(forgot their name) were getting married on a moving truck and went by Rosco who was fixing a flat and said, "Judas priest on a pony", then said sorry preacher..hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 dont wanna offend any one but i remember one when Rosco was talking to Sherrif Little and Rosco says "its Coltrain there aint no 'brain' in it" i laughed so hard when he said thatTo which Sheriff Little replied "You can say that again." BAHA! That's one of my favorites too. Khee! Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I love this one from "High Flyin' Dukes".Rosco just got thrown out of a second floor window of the Hazzard Hotel. There just happened to be a moving crew with a bunch of furniture on the street.Rosco hit a mattress, bounced over his patrol car into Boss's arms. Boss then fell into an easy chair with Rosco in his lap. The chair then rolled across the street and stopped at a parking meter just as the red "Violation" sign popped up on the meter. Rosco then got out his ticket book while still in Boss's lap and Boss asked him what he was doing. Rosco's response..."I'm writing you a ticket for overparking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 This isn't from a paticular episode but I love when he says this: "That woulda killed ten ordinary men!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukefan Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 This isn't from a paticular episode but I love when he says this: "That woulda killed ten ordinary men!"hahahhaa, that was from "Good bye General Lee", for that jump and fly contest...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukefan Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 huh, maybe drag and fly, crap, saw it 3 days ago and still don' have it right...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Hey dukefan, he's actually said that in several episodes. I liked it so much I used to have the episodes he said it in written down. To be truthful, I'm not sure how many times he said "ten ordinary men". Most of the time he just said "an ordinary man" so you might be right that "ten" was only from that episode.In any event, that was a clever line. I wonder if it was originally the idea of a writer or James Best himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukefan Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Hey dukefan, he's actually said that in several episodes. I liked it so much I used to have the episodes he said it in written down. To be truthful, I'm not sure how many times he said "ten ordinary men". Most of the time he just said "an ordinary man" so you might be right that "ten" was only from that episode.In any event, that was a clever line. I wonder if it was originally the idea of a writer or James Best himself.Lol Roger, I agree it was a clever line. I don't know if this counts as a quote, but thought it was funny...When Rosco was told not to catch the dukes, to let them be, then Rosco said" Well, what do you need me for then Boss???"And boss says;"Rosco, I have been asking myself that very same questions, ever since I marry your fat sister, my wife LuLu..."The face Rosco made was so funny...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 LOL Duke fan that is hillarious...classic Rosco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I just got to wondering if they let the actors change the lines around a bit if they thought of something that would work better than what they had oringinaly written. Hmmmm I wonder........ anyone know?........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukefan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 LOL Duke fan that is hillarious...classic Rosco.haha, could not help myself:P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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