pendragon1980 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below: OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19): Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful - they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20): You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it. MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20): You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not. POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business. CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21): Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads. COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23): Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23): Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies. GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things; that serves you well. You are pure in heart. BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23): You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies. ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'm a Collard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieDavenport Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 This is cute! I'm OKRA and probably considered and older one! LOLDixie Davenport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.L. Davenport Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I'm Okra! I ain't considered older yet (gettin' close) but I can see some of my seeds of influence already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck woman Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I'm a Butter Bean and proud of it!!! LOL! This is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamanda Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I 'm gritts and I guess that would descibe me a little though I 'm one of those who doesn't usually read horoscopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I'm Collards on the Southern Signs. That kinds of cool becuase when I was first out of school I had grown was collard greens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 my april is POSSUM (April 21 - May 21): When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business. that interesting.. lol so my favorite as crawfish but Possum never seen one interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixierebel001@yahoo.com Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I'm a Collard, yeah July 8th!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Im a Collard!!My Birthday is July 26th!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke_It! Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Well, despite my objection at being called one of New Zealands worst pests (possum), it's frighteningly close to accuracy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Well, actually this Collard is celebrating her birthday come saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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