July 8, 200719 yr I like that one Bo...he's so sarcastic...like me....my favorite though is:If it rained soup, the Dukes' bowl would be upside down.
July 17, 200719 yr "Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller for cars" from "Farewell Hazzard"
July 21, 200719 yr lol here;s another from 'The Ghost of General Lee'"Now ain't you glad them boys don't direct traffic at the airport?"
July 25, 200719 yr ok. Here's one...From Play it again Luke..."I can think of smarter things to do than chase Luke Duke and try to take his woman away from him...like eating a grenade."
July 26, 200719 yr "Cousin Daisy shoots like Annie Oakley, drives like Richard Petty, and knows the word to ALL the Dolly Parton songs."
July 26, 200719 yr this is a coy and vance episode, "Well at least Coy's got the grasp on the situation...Doesn't he??" I thought it was funny how he said it.
July 29, 200719 yr Ok here's a few from a load of episodes lolIf Sheriff Rosco runs Hazzard County, Boss Hogg runs Rosco.When Daisy found out about her car, well, she took it in her stride (as Daisy chases Bo and Luke with a frying pan.)Well would you look at that. Bo and Luke spend so much time in a car I wasn’t sure they could even walk much less run.See, them sissies need a helicopter to fly.And there’s ol' Rosco...cleverly disguised as a tree.Just in case y'all are wonderin' what's goin' on, so am I"One thing bout a family, though they may get in the way sometimes, when you really need 'em nothing else works as good."
July 30, 200719 yr Those are all good ones Bo. Here's one when the bad guys were going to turn part of Hazzard County into a toxic waste dump."Dumping toxic waste in Hazzard...why, friends, that's like polluting paradise."
July 31, 200719 yr from a coy and vance episode: did ya ever see the day were a duke was afraid to drive, what burns my hair was the accident was a phonie!
August 2, 200719 yr " Now to take a feller's gun is one thing, butto drop a man's britches is another whole, truley unsportsmanship thing to do."its something like that i cant remember, its funny though.
August 7, 200719 yr from big brothers, dukes Waylon:Well they was suppose to give him fresh country air.. how do ya like it son?
August 10, 200719 yr OK here's one a found from one of the ones ( I dont recall which) when Bo was away...I just found it so funnyI'll bet Daisy'll be glad when Bo gets back...so he can get into all the trouble...
August 12, 200719 yr Ok here;s another one from Cale Yarborough comes to HazzardBo: Well we lost Rosco...Waylon: Nooo you didn't...cause he wasn't chasin you...see..even the Dukes got ego...
August 29, 200719 yr i love this one from The haunting of J.D Hogg, "I guess thats what makes the Dukes a little special huh?"it went something like that i absolutley loved it.
September 14, 200718 yr From "The Rustlers""Someone once said that nice guys finish last. Well, not always. Not in Hazzard County."
September 21, 200718 yr from the episode "Hazzard Connection" "There's places in this part of the South that's so peaceful and quiet that a man can almost sit and hear his hair grow. In case any of y'all gotta be told, this ain't one of them places."
September 25, 200718 yr In Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke he says when the General Lee jumps over the truck of outhouses lol,"Boy city folk sure do miss alot."Id have to agree they do, I love livin in the country!! but they do have just a s much excitement in the city as they do in the country.
October 24, 200718 yr This is from find Loretta Lynn.After Bo and Luke FLIPED THE gENERALLuke: I bet there is no spare in the trunkBo : Your onThey start pushing on the GeneralWaylon: I hope Cooter gets there before they hurt something important.
December 3, 200718 yr I like this one from "The Hack of Hazzard""Hazzard sure is tough on strangers...'till they get the hang of it"
December 7, 200718 yr I like this one too. It's how Waylon ended the episode "Diamonds in the Rough"..."Living in Hazzard might be complicated, but it sure is fun! No wonder nobody wants to leave."
February 10, 200818 yr This one's from "The Law and Jesse Duke". Waylon is talking about Boss. "I tell you, being an entrepreneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either."
May 17, 200818 yr (from "Farewell Hazzard")"Ya know, Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller......for cars."
June 13, 200818 yr (from "Twin Trouble") It's a long shot...but then, this is Hazzard County where long odds is even.
July 25, 200818 yr This one is from "Go West Young Dukes" when they went back to 1872. Daisy (actually her ancestor Dixie) was in a carriage that was dangerousely runnning wild with nobody at the reins. "Ya know friends and neighbors, there's something about Hazzard County that makes anything with wheels get out of control."
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