charger_general Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 So no titles entitled Cletus' Quotes so here one. Enjoy and Add lots."I Guess this is a bad time to ask the boss for a raise""Oh the boss is just gunna kill me"We love him too come on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieRose_00 Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I love the episode where Cletus and I believe Enos trip and fall in cement and Cletus says "Guess this cements our relationship!!" It was just funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Poor Cletus, he hardly has any quotes here As Cletus would say "Buzzards on a buzz saw!"I was just watching Goodbye General Lee so the following are from that episode.Cletus chasing the General all surprised like"I'm gaining on them"Then after he catches the General while laughing"Oh I have been dreaming of catching the General Lee ever since I joined the force. This will give me a raise for sure."Then right after Luke mentions for the first time about getting rid of the General Lee. "Buzzards on a buzz saw. Get rid of the General Lee? Why it wouldn't be no fun around Hazzard at all without him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiagal1 Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Rosco: Cletus your a dipstickCletus: oh Im a dipstick, well I happend to know dipsticks are rich they're in oil{Rosco laughs and Boss starts yelling} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 That is such a great come back. I love it, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 here are a couple of more-"Samuri Deputy!"-"Flap jacks on a ferris wheel"come on I know that there are more great Cletus lines out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 I can't remember the title of the episode this one was in...the one where Cletus was arrested with Bo and Luke.I thought it was hilarous when the boys made Cletus escape (since they were handcuffed to Cletus) they got him into the General (Bo driving) and he started fighting and took out the keys.Luke: Well then, lets have a vote. Who says we should turn back, raise hand.Cletus raises his hand and makes bo raise his handLuke: Ok. Who says we should go ahead, raise handBo raises his hand to make Cletus raise hand, Luke raises his hand t o make Cletus raise his hand.Luke: Sorry Cletus, you're outnumbered.Cletus: I guess that was fair enough.I am sure it was probably said different, it has been awhile since I last saw that episode. But it went along those lines.Keep it between the ditchesGarrett Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 I remember that one. Poor Cletus always on the short end of the stick, vote, what ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgeneral_lee01xx Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 rosco calls cletus a dipstick and cletus said if i was a dipstick i would b a rich one because i would live in oil.buzzards on buzzsawflap on a ferris wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Cletus: [while inspecting the General] Where's the dipstick?Bo: You're under the hood Cletus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Cletus: [while inspecting the General] Where's the dipstick?Bo: You're under the hood Cletus!i love that quote too and i like buzzards on a buzzsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 This one cracks me up every time I see it. It's from "Hughie Hogg Strikes Again"Rosco prepares to jump his patrol car over a pond and gets on the CB to Cletus (who is following Rosco in his own patrol car). Rosco says "Your superior officer's gonna show ya some driving ya ain't never gonna forget" Rosco then splashes in the pond and begins sinking. Cletus says to himself "I guess he meant DIVING" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 This one from "New Deputy in Town" is funny.Rosco "I'm so mad I could spit."Cletus "Don't do that. It's a ten dollar fine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 That is a good one Roger. Imagine a ten dollar fine for spitting! Good grief I wonder what the fine would be for sneezing??Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralLeeGirl Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 I like the one in 'Money to Burn'. He's telling Boss and Rosco about Bo and Luke putting out the fire in the truck and he thinks they didn't see the "million dollars"Cledus: "If they'd a saw it, they'd have said so and I'd have saw them say it see?"Just the way he says it is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Lol every time I watch that episode, I crack up. It's one of my favorite parts of that show.... He's a great actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Don't know if this has been used, but I think the best scene with Cletus is in "Road Pirates" when the boys are handcuffed to Cletus and trying to escape from Rosco and Cletus doesn't want to escape. He's fighting them and they're dragging him. I always get a kick out of when he takes the keys out of the ignition and the boys protest and Luke says "OK let's have a vote. All who want to surrender, raise your hand" Cletus raises his and Luke's hand since they are handcuffed together. Luke says "Whoever doesn't want to surrender, raise their hand," and Bo and Luke raise their hands to raise both of Cletus' with them. Can't recall the correct wording, but it went something like that and Cletus made a comment about how they won fair and square. Waylon then made the comment, "Cletus may be the only person that would be wrong to vote" or something like that. Well I am horrible at remembering word for word what people say and I knwo this is for Cletus quotes, but thought I'd put it here. That scene cracks me up...Bo even bites Cletus while Cletus is fighting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasdaisy09 Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 I know which scene you're talking about. I love the interaction between the three of them. I believe Waylon said "Cletus is the only person who would be wrong if he voted "maybe"!" I think it went something like that. I can't remember word for word either. I just remember thinking that voting maybe would be pretty hard anywhere but probably only possible in Hazzard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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