Brian Coltrane

I think he'd get too excited over Halloween. We gotta give 'em a holiday he can't botch. Like, Columbus Day. Put 'em on a boat and send him off to discover something. Meanwhile, I gotta a lot of work to do for Valentine's Day. As ya might guess, I help the Love Deputy with some of the work. Which means I gotta get those valentines posted over the next couple days.

I don't know. He might get over-ambitious and punch people in the mouth when he's looking for more work. "Oh, there's a loose tooth!" *WHAM!* "Here's your quarter. Have a nice day!" Alex tends to get a little excited.

Some people would say that love is the greatest gift of all and nothing else is needed. But if it is, we got a full product line of body lotions, lingerie, how-to manuals and everything you need for Some Enchanted Evenin', all at reasonable prices. Yes, Nasty the Reindeer and the Love Deputy are related. We're still fightin' over who has to be the Easter Varmint. We're really understaffed for the amount o' holidays we gotta cover.

Legend has it, the Love Deputy makes a Valentine's Day patrol and looks for lonely people. When she finds two folks that were meant for each other, she joins them together with her magical, fur-lined handcuffs. No one is sure what the Love Deputy wears for a costume, as reports indicate she often uses blindfolds as well - I'd better not give away her trade secrets. Suffice to say, the Love Deputy has her own special way of bringing people together.

Season Eight.

Not a big deal. I can have those delivered by MaryAnne, The Love Deputy.

You want I should throw in a box of chocolates and a dozen roses?

No offense buddy, but you're not who I was thinking of doing for valentine's day.

For the record, I do have a big, generous......heart.

What, nobody wants to feel the love? And here I was thinking of posting customized, personalized valentines here on HazzardNet.

That special romantic day is comin' up! Everybody should have a heart on.

Maybe we should specify, this is the March Luck Challenge, and not the Get Lucky in March challenge. Tho' it would make interesting reading.

Somethin' tells me, that the plastic you-build-it model that's common around here, ain't the size you're looking for. What's the deal with the 1:16 vs. the 1:25 scale? Is this like a metric thing? Or like the currency exchange rate? Like, is one 1:16 scale model worth two 1:25 scale models? I'll see what I can find, anyhow.

Sir, you can post anywhere you darn well please. I've heard through the grapevine that the administrators of this website happen to be Rosco fans. That outta buy you some leeway. Welcome!

Are you basically lookin' for the you-put-it-together-with-glue model kit? They still have these on the store shelf, where I'm from. If you have real trouble getting a hold of one for some reason lemme know. Note: I put one of those together once, and it was a complete failure of engineering on my part. Little tiny pieces parts break easy, and the glue sticks to the instructions better than it does to the plastic model. I made up for the shoddy workmanship by applying extra paint to hold it together. Anyway, on the other stuff... While there isn't a DukesFest this year, there is a shindig this July in TN that's gonna have some cast members. I think somebody posted about it already, and I'll get some noise on the homepage about it soon. Plus, there's a Canadian Dukes fan club up there yonder. Least there used to be. I think the president of that club, Paul, would be startled to learn there's no other Dukes fans in Canada. So, dry those eyes! Duke-ness abounds.

What phrase would that be? Beat my guest? Nice to beat ya? If you can't beat 'em, don't join 'em? Oh, you meant the "sick puppy" remark. Well it's true, you're kinda depraved and all that. Tho' this time, I almost have to blame MaryAnne for startin' the trouble.

That sounds like "One Armed Bandits."

Alex, can you control yerself at all ?! Ever?

Harry, from everything we've heard, you're one tough guy. You have a great attitude and you're not a quitter. I believe you're gonna be one of these people who prove the doctors wrong. Thank you for letting us share your situation with the rest of HazzardNet. All of us face challenges in life, some bigger, some smaller, but we're always here for each other. And ya never know when you'll strike a chord with somebody who might be going through something similar, or know someone who is. Make yourself at home here, and enjoy. God bless.

Things always go up for grabs on the internet, but that's pretty freakin' funny that MaryAnne's cast collage got used in somebody else's vid tribute...and then it's posted here. Bahaha! But who knows where all that picture has been by now. It's kinda cool to see it come back like a boomerang, actually. Heh!

Mufn is displaying a word out of context, as I was describing in my earlier post. Another example, to wit: Squash.

Oh, that's good. Compliment followed immediately by a disclaimer of insincereity. Heh! Man, sometimes I feel like I'm sitting in one of those carnival dunk tanks on this board. Just when I'm sittin' all nice n' comfy, somebody throws one at me. *BONK* *splash!* Now, if I was gonna write really meaningless posts, I'd have to throw in more non-linear thinking. Chance of snow tomorrow. And I'd have to make sure to use words out of context. Bladder. And be disassociated from the actual converation at hand. In other words I don't have to change a thing.

Yeah, Roger went and woke me up. And as somebody said a few points ago....man, these threads get off-topic all the time. What this place needs is a good moderator. But it ain't gonna get one. Muahahahaha!!

Most sites have a hit counter, we got a crash counter. It's the MaryAnne Mayhem Meter.

It would get along great without us! Tho' maybe we should make somebody the temporary actin' honcho in our absence.