Skipper Duke

Sorrell Booke directed Strange Visitor so the alien must have been Hogg's idea.

QUICKsand(Daisy falls in this in Baa, Baa, White Sheep.)

(Season 2 The Meeting) Black Jack Bender:"I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open!"

(Season 4 Coltrane Vs. Duke) Luke Duke:"Now look what they gone an' done!" Bo Duke:"Well, you gotta admit, they're tryin' real hard aren't they?" Luke Duke:"Yeah. Hold on!" Cletus:"Haha we dropped a Fox on the Dukes! Hehe!" Deputy Emery Potter:"Maybe they went back fer help." Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Back fer help?! They ain't goin' back fer help! Where are they goin'?" Deputy Emery Potter:"They're gonna jump it." Deputy Cletus Hogg:"They can't jump that! Houdini couldn't jump that!" Luke Duke:"Haha hang on this time!" Bo Duke:"Yahoo!" Deputy Emery Potter:(Smugly.)"They jumped it."

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Bo Duke:"I think he got to much of a head start." Luke Duke:"We're gonna have to take a shortcut or somethin'." Bo Duke:"But we can't take that shortcut. That ain't no road." Luke Duke:"That never stopped you before. So come on." Both together:"Let's take it. Haha!" Bo Duke:"Yahoo!" Frank:"They just jumped the road over there." Lisa:"You just take the long way around. You don't drive like they do." Waylon Jennings:"Now honey, they ain't nobody drive like they do!"

To bad in the end, Dubov's transmitter was useless. So they were nice to him all for nothing.

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Professor:"Skipper?" Skipper:"Not now Professor. I'm gonna throw this big ape out on his ears!" Professor:"Skipper I gotta talk to you!" Skipper:"Alright Professor. Dubov, you better be here when I get back!" Dubov:"Don't worry. Dubov gonna be here, when you don't come back!" Skipper:"Ooop!"(Smashes his head on bamboo hut doorway beam.) Dubov:"Watch your head, rollie pollie!" Skipper:(Angry face. Finally makes his way outside the hut.)"What is it Professor?!" Professor:"Skipper, you've gotta be nice to him." Skipper:"Gimme one good reason!" Gilligan:"He's got a transmitter!" Skipper:"That's a good reason!"(a pillow is chucked out of the hut, hits Skipper in the face, messes up his hat. He becomes more increasingly angry.) Professor:"Skipper! Control yourself!" Skipper:(Mock smile. Points to his face.)"I'm smiling! I'm smiling!"

OPOSSUM on a gumbush(What Enos always says)

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Skipper:(In top hammock napping. Sees Dubov enter the hut.)"Hello and goodbye!" Dubov:"You sure don't be very friendly!" Skipper:"If you wanna be friends, that's fine with me. Just don't order me around, that's all!" Dubov:"Nice place you got here." Skipper:"Thanks." Dubov:"It is now Dubov's." Skipper jumps up the top hammock where he was napping.)"IT IS NOW WHAT?!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Producer:"I'm paying you a fortune to make this picture, and you'll make it my way!" Ginger:(Throws costume at him.)"Well, if you want it your way, you wear it!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) (Gilligan painting Skipper. He misses the canvas, and literally paints the Skipper 's face.) Skipper:(Angrily.)"Yes Gilligan! It's me, and it's very funny!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Nincoompoopers, it's upside down!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Ginger:"Belly dancer?! I'm not stripper!" Dubov:"Belly dancer! Who said anything stripper?" Professor:"Ginger, he means Bali dancer from the island of Bali." Ginger:"Well, why didn't he say so?!" Dubov:"I did. I said "Belly dancer!"

MR. Winkle(Who runs the Hazzard Dog Pound.)

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Producer:"You were on that island to long! This, this is modern writing. As modern as today's newspaper!" Ginger:"Well, then, use it to wrap fish!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Ginger:"Would you let your wife wear this?" Producer:"Which wife?" Ginger:"Your daughter!" Producer:"Now that's hitting below the belt!" Ginger:"That's the problem. There's nothing below the belt, it's all above it!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Gilligan:"And how 'bout that robot? R2D2." Skipper:"Well, there's nothing dirty in that!" Gilligan:"R2D2 is a four letter word!"

Gilligan's Island fans... In The Castaways On Gilligan's Island, when it says SAME ISLAND NEXT YEAR it means 1980 in the story since the movie is 1979?

Hogg's ICE House

Sick

Yeah the original Hazzard County was used as the town of Crystal Lake.

Did you know Macy's Department Store owners were on the Titanic?

I have a plan for Gilligan's Island. I am planning to create fanfiction stories about the hotel. I will pick up where The Globetrotters ended. Do y'all have some ideas for me of who I can write about to stay at the hotel as guests?

I'm outta reactions so ❤️

(The Dukes of Hazzard Soundtrack album Good Ol' Boys) Boss Hogg:"Howdy folks. My name is Hogg. J. D. Hogg that is. Uh. Jefferson Davis Hogg that is. And let's just say I run Hazzard County. You know how to get to Hazzard County don't you? Just head South from anywhere in the good ol' US of A and you'll run right smack into my neck of the woods. And if you're lookin' to do business, uh, any kind of business down here, I'm the one to see. Just ask for Boss. I'll be waitin' to hear from you. I'm open to anything."