Skipper Duke

(Season 4 The Haunted House) Andy:"Oh he probably just stepped in a closet or somethin'." Barney:"Where you been!?" Gomer:"I must've stepped in a closet or somethin'." Andy:"See." Gomer:"It sure was a funny closet. I never would've found my way out again, if you hadn't gave me that push." Barney:"I didn't push you." Gomer:"Well, somebody or somethin' did."

Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) Skipper:"What seems to be the problem, Professor?" Professor:"Well, it's not fitting for some reason." Gilligan:"I bet I can make it fit! Give me a boost Skipper!" Skipper:"Certainly Little Buddy! Just put your foot in my hand and-"(Pushes Gilligan up so he can make the pole fit that's been giving Skipper and Professor all the problems.) Gilligan:"Whoa!"(Crashes thru hut roof.)"I think you got me a little to high Skipper!" Skipper:"Gilligan! You come down from there this minute!"

(Season 4 The Haunted House) Barney Fife:"Gomer!? Gomer!? Gome!? Andy! Andy! Gomer's gone! He was here one minute an' gone the next! Now do you believe me about this place!? Somethin' terrible happened to Gomer!"

(Season 1 Limo One is Missing) Rosco and Enos almost collide into each other's car. Rosco:"You dumb dipstick! What're you tryin' to do?! Give me bodily injury!? Alright, where is she!? Did you let 'er go!?" Enos:"I didn't mean to Sheriff. I don't know where she went." Rosco:"Hush! Hush! Don't talk back to me while I'm yellin' at you!"

Wow!

Titanic fans... I just found out, Bernard Hill(Captain Smith) died at 79 years old.

Did anyone else catch the Mistake/Blooper in the end of the Season 4 episode Double Dukes? When the real General Lee makes the fake General Lee flip over in the 5 count from Bo, the fake loses it's mirror off the driver's door. But when it's on the fork lift at Cooter's Garage, being hauled away, the mirror is back on it.

Roger... The answer to yours is Denver Pyle(Uncle Jesse)and Sorrell Booke(Boss Hogg). Buck and Mickey held up a church Bingo game over in Greenville, and picked Hazzard County to hide in.

Roger... You are correct. Clown car.

Curt yeah.

Dukes Trivia: What did Avery Schreiber(Wendell)the bank robber call the General Lee in Double Sting?

(Season 1 Double Sting) Wendell:"You're supposed to be in jail 'til tomorrow! Can't anybody anything right!?" Tom Colt:"Boss, I ran into some trouble back there!" Wendell:"What happened?" Daisy Duke:"You poor man! That's a terrible case of Poison Ivy!" Tom Colt:"You see? An' it didn't work in jail either. Some hillbillies spotted me." Wendell:"Where's your car?" Tom Colt:"I had to make a getaway in this thing! Hey, isn't that the girl from the bar?" Irving:"She belongs to me! Look, dummy! Are we supposed to sneak out of here in an orange stock car with a big number one on the side, an' a Confederate flag on the roof!?" Tom Colt:"Look, little man! It'll be a whole lot easier than tryin' to hide her!" Wendell:"Imbiciles! It was a very simple plan. These 2 idiots couldn't follow instructions on a cereal box!" Daisy Duke:"Y'all don't git along very well, do you?" Wendell:"No young lady, we don't!" Tom Colt:"I wanna see the money!" Daisy Duke:"I think you should see about gettin' some Calamine Lotion on that Poison Ivy." Wendell:"Git her inside! Because of your stupidity, we're gonna have to dump that RV truck, an' escape in that clown car!"

Wow.

Cousin Spike really? The government did that?

Mom's a fan of Western series and movies. She watches reruns Gunsmoke, Bonanza etc. I told her "Better enjoy while you can, before political Correctness gets them taken off the air. For some stupid reason, they'll claim for making fun of the Indians or something."

Opera

Skull(A nickname for Moonshine is Old Pop Skull)

(Season 2 The Runaway) The Private Detectives Mitch Henderson & Les Sloane are at the Hazzard Telephone/Telegraph Co. Les Sloane is on the phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes. Les Sloane:"Right, anything you say Mr. Holmes."(Hangs up the phone. To partner Mitch Henderson.)"Or his money says!" Mitch Henderson:"Are we fired?" Les Sloane:"Not yet. But he's flyin' in, an' wants us to pick him up at the airport." Mitch Henderson:"I'm not picking anybody up at an airport just so he could fire me. Let him take a taxi." Les Sloane:"Do that, an' he's liable to take it outta our pay. Plus the tip!"

The Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: George Lindsey(Goober Pyle)had one of his Goober caps bronzed.

Hazzard County Rock QUARRY(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out)

I saw this on Facebook. With a photo of the opening scene of Swamp Molly. The Duke family didn't have next-door neighbors. Here's why: 1. Target practice with dynamite arrows 2. Roaring car engines 3. Blaring dixie horns 4. Blaring police sirens 5. Roaming bad-tempered goats 6. Ongoing shenanigans 7. Bad guys showing up 8. Sketchy stuff hidden in the barn 9. CB radios squawking constantly 10. Regular visits by Boss Hogg 11. Frequent stakeouts by sheriff's dept 12. Farm continually in or near foreclosure 13. Loose chickens 14. Flying gravel 15. Cranky ol' man with a shotgun 16. Outhouse gets ripe in the summer 17. Wild boars 18. Constant yells of "yee-haa!"

KITTERIDGE Mine

"Village IDIOT" what Boss once called Rosco. "Rosco, next time there's an election of village idiot, I'll manage yer campaign!"

Les Brown Jr. and The Wellingtons(They sang the Gilligan's Island Theme Song in Season 1, and played The Mosquitoes Season 2 episode Don't Bug the Mosquitoes)

Rosco says "GUH GUH GUH"